The Funeral Game

How in the world do we not have this game on WotN?
Seriously, it's one of the most fun forum games I've ever played.

Basically, you explain how the person above you died.
Easy, ne?
Especially for this group of people.
*waves arms in general direction of WotN*

Soo.... Yeah. GO!

The invisible person above me died when he got hit by a flaming truck driven by rabid monkeys and then attacked by an old lady with a purse and pepper spray.

Spontaneous combustion :P

she was walking home when a bg dog ate her

Me stabbing you for not using capital letters :3

(srry)

On her way to school a car hit her.

A tissue blew into her face by the wind and suffocated her.

Someone gave her a pie that said"happy birthday" and then a killer cat poped ou and killed her.

Spork attack. :P

cat ate her

The magic Pen killed her!

walking and a car hit her

Fell down a sewer hole.

light used the death note to kill her

An overweight man fell out of a window and landed right on top of you.

a lion got of the zooo and ate u

A maniac escaped from death row, kidnapped you and took you on a date xD
You died of boredom!

u went on a date with naruto and u killed ur self

You were running with a knife and ran into a wall while the knife was facing you.

The spork in your signature thought you were the Joker and attacked you.

ROFL!

The spork saw you as a bystander and thought you were a henchmen of mine, so he killed you, too. *Nods*

Your mom killed your Spork and then the real Joker showed up and killed you.

Impaled by a paper tree

Killed by a rabid guitar in a diaper.

We used to have this game, Tetsuo made it, it was like kill the user above you or something like that

long time ago

Yoyo falls to her death from jumping out of the basement of a random house

I went through all the threads and couldn't find it. I coulda sworn we had one, but... *shrug* :\

Ama drowned in a vat of pudding.