Posting Competition! <Clickhereforuberstats

Once upon a December, all the Kages got together for a meeting, and death (being the genius she is) brought up a very very kickass question: "Why the fuck aren't people posting?" (coughcoughcheddarcheese,readthiswell) The other Kages also agreed, and decided that the lazy members of WotN needed a motivator (death suggested that they steamroll you sloths but was overruled.)

We will have a posting competition. That's right children. Stats for posting. How easy can that be?

But first, you're going to have to go through a preliminary round (we're not stupid. And I'm too lazy to keep track of every single member's posts). If you decide to participate, you must PM me. After you PM me, you must recruit 3 members by Sunday, December 28, 2008 and PM me your post count on the 28th.

If you recruit the 3 members, you will receive all the stats for recruiting(+5) and will be allowed to compete. And on the last day of January 2008, I will announce the winners from each village (+10 stats for them) and a sitewide winner (+20)

In short:
1. PM me to be able to participate
2. Recruit 3 members by 12/28/08
2b. PM me your post count on the 28th
3. Post like crazy and hope that you win.

Prizes:
1. Regular stats for recruiting, and a +5 bonus when your 3rd recruit PMs me.
2. +10 stats for the village winner
3. Additional +20 stats for the sitewide winner

Now go scatter like the wind! Recruit, post, or I shall steamroll you!
(Please remember that when recruiting, the person you recruited PMs me saying that you recruited them. Spam PMing me will only heighten my hate for you.)