090993: I shot a toothbrush because I'm sexy like that.

Select the month you were born in:
1 (Jan) - I took a shower with
2 (Feb) - I needed
3 (Mar) - I ran naked with
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I jumped
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) - I banged
9 (Sept) - I shot
10 (Oct) - I got a nose job with
11 (Nov) -I slapped
12 (Dec) - I stole a car with

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 - the Dora the explorer
02 - a homeless guy
03 -a homo
04 - A mop
05 - THE JONAS BROTHERS
06 - a rock star
07 - Paris Hilton
08 - my lover
09 - a toothbrush
10 - my boyfriend
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a teletubby
13 - the Cookie Monster
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a Big Mac
18 - a whore
19 - a hobo
20 - a stripper
21 - a porn star
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - the kool-aid man
24 - an easter egg
25 - my breakfast
26 - a hottie
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - a piece of cheese
31 - Frosty the snowman

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because that bitch stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I?m good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I still love him
Polka Dots - because ducks say moo
Purple - because I?m gay
Grey - because I?m sexy like that
Other - because I have double D?s
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because im the sexiest bitch alive
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
none- because i have a killer six pack
yellow- because I sit on phone book because I'm too short


THEN....
take the first one, second one, and third one and...
put them all together :D


example(moi)
090993 (my birthday):
PartI: I shot
PartII: a toothbrush
PartIII: because I'm sexy like that.

PartI+PartII+PartIII
= I shot a toothbrush because I'm sexy like that.

I jumped a piece of cheese because I'm sexy like that

I slapped A mop because I have AMAZING boobs....O_o

I shot a homo because I have a killer six pack!

I slapped a stripper because I'm amazing in bed xD

I stole a car with a crack head because I love marijuana XDDDD

I jumped a glass of milk because that bitch stole my taco! xDD

I ran naked with a stripper because I love marijuana


Nice? o.O

I shot a drunk because I'm the sexiest b**** alive.

o.o

I smoked with my boyfriend because that B**** stole my taco

I got a nose job with my lover because I'm the sexiest b**** alive.

Random o.O

I shot Dora the explorer because that bitch stole my taco

knssquad wrote:I shot Dora the explorer because that bitch stole my taco

Good job.

i killed the kool-aid man because that bitch stole my taco

lol. a nice laugh.

I ran shirtless with the cookie monster because I have AMAZING boobs...

-___-''

I ran naked w/ a bag of weed because I'm sexy like that.

I killed a porn star because ducks say moo! xDDDD

Wow! That was one of the most random.

I banged my boyfriend because I still love him.

Oddly, mine made sense! And I was hoping to get a wacky statement as well. The kill joy.

lmao

I shot Barney the Dinosaur because i'm good in bed!
lmao, i love it!

I am envious! I wish to have a wacky statement as well!

I jumped a cat because that b**** stole my taco.

I also had the option of "I jumped a cat because I sit on phone book because I'm too short," because I had a yellow shirt on until about two minutes ago.