by NarutoBoyFreakah Tue Jun 10 2008, 03:54
naruto was walking to the ichiraku ramen shop and all of a sudden a ninja robed the shop......
.... Naruto, being Naruto, says to the shop keeper, "Where's the ramen!"
And the ninja uses his mad ninja skills to taste the rainbow
and the rainbow to his opinion tasted like crap.....
but it tasted like the good crap of course! :D
So he kicked the Rainbows ass, and stole it's skittles too!!!!
after that he went to se who stole the ramen and he wanted to kill who took his favoriite food...
But it then turned out t Orochimaru! *gasps*
So they decided to have a disco dance-off to the death!
and of course naruto won with his dazling rasnegan moon dance....
But then Orochimaru moonwalked and definitely stole the show
until MJ himself appeared to show them how it's done
And MJ did just that, til a litle boy ran infront of him...
Causing him to fall ontop of Kabuto....
who had been running towards Naruto
Therefore falling over Naruot, who fell over...
but he got right back up and then sasuke just knocked him over again....
While Sakura and Ino fight...
and karin showed them how a catfight is done
and MJ returned with gun
He promptly shot Sakura in the head
who was really karin pretending to be sakura
who droped dead and got back up as a zombie and bit ino
and naruto left to eat some of his ramen in a cup
Ino became a zombie and stormed after Naruto
Zombie Ino grabbed Naruto's ramen.
naruto was mad and he used rasengan and blew ino zombie's head off and ate all of his precious ramen....
But then he realized that he was allergic to somehtingin the ramen...
He became very depressed, bawling about how he had a monster inside of him and about how Sakura didn't like him. Then he got a very bad temper, and grabbed Sasuke by his colar and started yelling at him about how he was such an emo bastard and why Sakura liked him wasn't fair. Then he let Sasuke go he looked at everyone and said "Why- er...um, that is...uh...what?" and everybody laughed and Naruto said "Taht's um..that is what I-...I forgot..umm...no i didn't...did I?" and then Sakura giggles and said "Naruto you're so funny!" and then Naruto became extremely happy and kissed Sakura AND Sasuke and then he jumped up and down yelling about how Sakura finally liked him and then and jumped into a corner of the Bar and died.