fight club

lol. i know what i'm afraid of.

what are you afraid of?

bees. i'm allergic.

*brings bees* fear teh bees!

thats kinda harsh isnt it?

dives into a vat of bee spray

nice

take that bees!

dont anger them or they might come back

kiss my buzzing ash

gross

yesh!

what are vampires afaid of?

gold

i dont own any gold. where do babies come from?

when a mommy dan a daddy love each............ i shouldn't need to tell you that.

what? *looking innocent* did i say something wrong?

Naw.

Hiiatte wrote:when a mommy dan a daddy love each............ i shouldn't need to tell you that.

but i wanna know, i fell asleep during health class and missed the whole lesson

ask one of your four brothers

i did!! they said, well, they coughed and spit out what they were eating/drinking and

Eric said: Shouldn't you learn that by now?"
i said: yes, but i fell asleep"
Matt: well, when a boy and a girl (David punched him)
David: i thought we told you to stop sleeping in class?
Me: you did. i just didnt wanna listen and dont think i didnt notice you changed the subject
David: that's your punishment for not paying attention so we wont tell you *gives everyone else a death glare* right?
Everyone: *scared out of their minds* right (David can be very scary)

so.......... where do babies come from?

and?

you ppl make meh feel like a little kid >.>

join the PARTY.