Random Blurts

Just blurt out the first random thing that comes to mind, get it all out of your system. Rambling is welcomed too.

CHEESY TOFU TACOS D00D. AND THE EVIL SUPER NINJA CHIPMUNK SIDEKICKS DECIDED THEY WOULD NO LONGER ALLOW THE APPLIANCES FROM SEARS AS THEYRE INNAFFECTIVE AND CAUSE THINGS TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST AFTER SINGING JAZZ TUNES TO A ROCK SONG

nice, Ally
Lemme try
-clears throat-

THE ANOREXIC HIPPOS CAN'T LIFT A POTATO TO THE FLYING SHINOBI CUPCAKES FROM THE PLACE OF YTYDKUFUTUGLIGYFRVRDR WHO EAT SPAGHETTI-O WHILE TIPPING OVER MOOSE WITH ENGLISH WORMS AND POKING THINGS WITH RANDOM POINTY THINGIES!!!!

hmm, lets see what else the german dutchess pyro can concieve.
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THE EVIL CHOCOLATE MUFFIN BEGAN TO PLAN WORLD DOMINATION WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A PLATE OF FRENCH FRIES LEAKED INTO THE FIRE AND PISSED OFF KING TOAD OF JERUSILUM WHO DECLARED WAR ON THE EGGS AND THE LUNCH LADIES CAME FROM ALL OVER THE MAGNIFICENTLY GRUESOME LAND OF CHEESE TO WATCH THE BREAKDANCE MONKEYS GET INTO A FIST FIGHT OVER WHO LOST THE EYE POPPING CONTESY

feed me.... am hungry... i'd like some oreo cheesecake 'cause i still don't know what a strawberry tastes like... nobody tells me... and i think... i'm lost... again...

milk is good, too. drink!

-shoves food in neon's mouth-

POISONOUS KUNAI SPRINKLES SHALL DO THE SALSA WITH ORANGUTAN FETUSES WHILE BOMBING COCA-COLA FACTORIES FOR THEIR TYRANCY!!!!

BUT WHAT IF THE TYRANT CHINESE FIGHTING FISH POP OUT OF OUR SINK DRAINS WITH FRESH BAKED APPLES AND ASK FOR A BOWL OF WHIPPED CREAM WHILE JUMPING THROUGH A RING OF FIRE AND SINGING "iM TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT" AS LOUD AS HE COULD AND THE PET MEERKAT JUMPS OUT OF THE WINDOW IN PHEAR THAT THE DOOR MIGHT COME ALIVE AND EAT HIM WITH A SUGAR SAAUCE AND CHEESY MUFFIN FRIES ON THE SIDE?

You are good, Ally

BUT WHAT IF THE GANGSTER CHEETAHS ATE THE MAGIC FOOT-SHAPED BANANA PLUSHIES (limited edition) AND THE PLYWOOD WENT ON A SHOPPING/MURDERING SPREE, TRYING ON TOO TIGHT SCARVES AND GETTING ZOMBIES TO HANG THEMSELVES WHILE STABBING RANDOM KIDS WITH DISEASES AND SHOPLIFTING SECURITY GUARDS??!?!?

actually i suck. im just bored

AND BATMAN WOULD FLY OVER THE HILL TOPS AND SUBURBAN HOUSES IN MULTI COLOUR SPEEDOS DAILY JUST TO SEE THE MOOSES EAT LIL KIDS HATS AND SHARE THEIR EXPEIRENCES WITH THE LORD OF HERSHYS CHOCOLATE AND THEN THE SUPER NINJA ELITE 4 WOULD COM TO THE RESCUEOF A KITTEN TRAPPED IN A TOILET WHILE A KID ONLY A MILE DOWN SCREAMS IN TERROR OF HER BROTHERS MENACING WAFFLE FRIES

that's nice of you, kns to feed me. but really, shoving is rude! unless that was cheesecake! give me more, please!
the fishie is terrorizing my stock of cookies!! must protect or else!

WOTN IS AWESOME....
all I got

I WANNA EAT A CHICKEN BASSOON!!!!

... you people scare me

I WANT A BILLION MORE SNOW DAYS SO I'LL NEVER HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL AGAIN!!

I LOVE TO SING TO ALBINO POLAR BEARS AND SMACK WORMS!!

IF I COULD GET TELEPHONES I'D BE ABLE TO RIDE MY BICYCLE OVER A TAR PIT

GIVE ME BACK MY TOOTHPASTE

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PANDAS IN MY PANTS!!!

jake989 wrote:PANDAS IN MY PANTS!!!

I'M GONNA CALL ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!

knssquad wrote:

jake989 wrote:PANDAS IN MY PANTS!!!

I'M GONNA CALL ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!

Duh it's obviously the rare blue jean Panda found only in the pants of certain strange children.

i think its ironic that we are blue
and wear giraffe skin

Ahahaha, noobs. Famous Quote: Don't ask me for anything and give a poor boy shoes.
Don't give the guy stilettos-(sp?) or he will give em to his girlfriend who will step on you with them.

who's noobs?

quater wrote:

knssquad wrote:

jake989 wrote:PANDAS IN MY PANTS!!!

I'M GONNA CALL ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!

Duh it's obviously the rare blue jean Panda found only in the pants of certain strange children.

I need to Animal Planet more >.>