*appears as a ghost* Woooooo, for all you scurvy pirates out there.....
GTFO!
Now that the pirates are gone, I got some very bad news. Due to internet problems, the decease isn't here tonight.
The one killed was our very own......
Toshii.
They took Titan, Crispy, Me and Tosh! This person obviously hates the military and dragons.
The way Poor tosh died was....... in a pit of chocolate.
Thats right! I saw it all! Tosh was wandering around, looking for a chocolate store, when all of a sudden, she smelt melted chocolate. Her mouth watering, she ran to the source of the smell. She eventually ended up in a chocolate factory. Seeing melted chocolate swirled in preparation to be made into chocolate bars drove her crazy! She climbed up the side of the container the melted chocolate was in, and tried to get at some.
Unfathomably, the killer shoved her into the chocolate. Her shill screams were the last sound she ever made before she lost her life.
While the killer was walking away, he/she shot the alarm, setting it off. He/She was long gone before the cops arrived.
They went and put Tosh's body with the other 3.
Before they left, they found a shred of paper that confused almost all of them. One understood and laughed. Boy was he smacked hard.
The piece of paper said.............
- Spoiler:
the small print says Dr.... something
Scrubs
Now, if you excuse me, Im being called by Disney to star as a ghost in another rip off movie. Its like A Christmas Carol, featuring Scrooge McDuck, but it features Pete as Scrooge. Poor bastard. *flies away*