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quater- Hezi
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...*Faceplam*
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Stop hitting youself. Yous gonna hurt yourself. Xd
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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What about this.
You change yyour password.
Simple, no?
You change yyour password.
Simple, no?
KarateKeyaQ- Citizen
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TheFirstKnight wrote:
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younger. I couldn't afford one. Now I can, and I have one. It is a '70
Mustang, and her name is Bessie. Bessie is the prototypical juvenile,
male-caveman, scratch your crotch and drink cheap beer car. Chromed
engine, dual exhaust, 250 horsepower, big tires, tra la la la.
I'm driving Bessie on Beach Boulevard behind an ancient guy in a
beat up truck. He decides to turn in front of me without a blinker. I
accelerate to swerve and avoid him, and this assh*le, over aerobicized
woman jumps in front of my car with her hand up.
Meet Ethel, the neighborhood busybody/nuisance. She proceeds to
yell in my window, "Hey, slow down you %$&#@ idiot." I'm a
well-bred, mellow guy by nature, so I ignore this. As I drive away, she
yells, "asshole" at me again. Twice? *&%$# that. I turn around and
drive up next to her.
"Do you have a problem?" I ask.
"Yeah, why are you driving like an idiot?"
"I was driving like an idiot? How, exactly?"
"You were speeding. I watched you." "You were? I see. How did you measure my speed?" (Ever the interrogator, I am.)
"I heard you."
"So, you measured my speed by ear?"
"I can hear."
"How fast did you HEAR me going?"
"Look," she says, "I don't have to take this. Here comes a cop. I'll wave him down."
THE POLICE? This woman is a trip. She waves him down, and proceeds to tell him that she observed me speeding.
"What happened?" he asks. I told him the story, and told him that I
accelerated to an indicated 30 mph (the speed limit is 50) to avoid a
collision.
"Are those mufflers legal?" Ethel asks.
She's pushing it. I reply, "I have a C.A.R.B. exemption for them." I give the paperwork to the cop.
She tries to find another thing to screw me with. She says "What
about those big tires? They CAN'T be legal. " I began feeling little
overheated gears in the back of my head start to turn.
"These tires were available on the 1970 Boss 429, " I told the cop, " Which makes them street legal as a replacement."
Ethel gets angry. She whines, "So you're not going to give out any tickets to this assh*le?"
The cop says, "No, I am not."
I've about had it. So I say, "Sir, this woman told you that she
left the street at the corner, and then she met up with my car here.
According to Title 19, pedestrians have to cross the street at a right
angle. This woman admitted she crossed at a 45-degree angle, which is a
ticketable offence."
"What?" The cop looks confused.
"Also, she told you that she walked in front of my car to stop me.
A citizen can't detain someone without probable cause, under Terry v.
Ohio (My new favorite case). Since she couldn't measure my speed, she
had no probable cause to detain me. That is an indictable offence."
The cop says, "But, I didn't see any of this."
"But," I said, "I did, and, as an officer of the Court, I can
demand her arrest. I'll agree to dismiss the Illegal Detention charge,
but I want her cited for not crossing at a right angle and Hazardous
Conduct on a Public Street."
The cop called his Lieutenant, and after the cop told the story, he authorized the summonses.
She went home with $215.00 worth of traffic tickets, and they are
worth a total of four points against her license, as well as the
appropriate insurance surcharge!
Of course, if she demands a trial I won't prosecute. But the look
on her face as she walked away was more than enough satisfaction for
me.
Yeah, I've passed the bar, and I'm on a mission from God.
She really had that one coming.
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D-Dei wrote:What about this.
You change yyour password.
Simple, no?
Then we see how long it takes til Q has to reset his password and reveal it to WOTN again xD
D-Dei- Citizen
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
Fanclubs : Deidara Fanclub.
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Oh.
Q changes it?
Nevermind.
Q changes it?
Nevermind.
quater- Hezi
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Only when bano forgets. So he can login again.
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KarateKeyaQ wrote:TheFirstKnight wrote:
- Spoiler:
younger. I couldn't afford one. Now I can, and I have one. It is a '70
Mustang, and her name is Bessie. Bessie is the prototypical juvenile,
male-caveman, scratch your crotch and drink cheap beer car. Chromed
engine, dual exhaust, 250 horsepower, big tires, tra la la la.
I'm driving Bessie on Beach Boulevard behind an ancient guy in a
beat up truck. He decides to turn in front of me without a blinker. I
accelerate to swerve and avoid him, and this assh*le, over aerobicized
woman jumps in front of my car with her hand up.
Meet Ethel, the neighborhood busybody/nuisance. She proceeds to
yell in my window, "Hey, slow down you %$&#@ idiot." I'm a
well-bred, mellow guy by nature, so I ignore this. As I drive away, she
yells, "asshole" at me again. Twice? *&%$# that. I turn around and
drive up next to her.
"Do you have a problem?" I ask.
"Yeah, why are you driving like an idiot?"
"I was driving like an idiot? How, exactly?"
"You were speeding. I watched you." "You were? I see. How did you measure my speed?" (Ever the interrogator, I am.)
"I heard you."
"So, you measured my speed by ear?"
"I can hear."
"How fast did you HEAR me going?"
"Look," she says, "I don't have to take this. Here comes a cop. I'll wave him down."
THE POLICE? This woman is a trip. She waves him down, and proceeds to tell him that she observed me speeding.
"What happened?" he asks. I told him the story, and told him that I
accelerated to an indicated 30 mph (the speed limit is 50) to avoid a
collision.
"Are those mufflers legal?" Ethel asks.
She's pushing it. I reply, "I have a C.A.R.B. exemption for them." I give the paperwork to the cop.
She tries to find another thing to screw me with. She says "What
about those big tires? They CAN'T be legal. " I began feeling little
overheated gears in the back of my head start to turn.
"These tires were available on the 1970 Boss 429, " I told the cop, " Which makes them street legal as a replacement."
Ethel gets angry. She whines, "So you're not going to give out any tickets to this assh*le?"
The cop says, "No, I am not."
I've about had it. So I say, "Sir, this woman told you that she
left the street at the corner, and then she met up with my car here.
According to Title 19, pedestrians have to cross the street at a right
angle. This woman admitted she crossed at a 45-degree angle, which is a
ticketable offence."
"What?" The cop looks confused.
"Also, she told you that she walked in front of my car to stop me.
A citizen can't detain someone without probable cause, under Terry v.
Ohio (My new favorite case). Since she couldn't measure my speed, she
had no probable cause to detain me. That is an indictable offence."
The cop says, "But, I didn't see any of this."
"But," I said, "I did, and, as an officer of the Court, I can
demand her arrest. I'll agree to dismiss the Illegal Detention charge,
but I want her cited for not crossing at a right angle and Hazardous
Conduct on a Public Street."
The cop called his Lieutenant, and after the cop told the story, he authorized the summonses.
She went home with $215.00 worth of traffic tickets, and they are
worth a total of four points against her license, as well as the
appropriate insurance surcharge!
Of course, if she demands a trial I won't prosecute. But the look
on her face as she walked away was more than enough satisfaction for
me.
Yeah, I've passed the bar, and I'm on a mission from God.
She really had that one coming.
Someone turns in front of you without a blinker so you speed up and swerve?? O_o
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A lot of times its easier to speed up and swerve an object then try to hit the brakes or something.
SickSelfishSyQo- Citizen
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What about just swerving at your current rate of speed?? That's what makes the other guy look like the ass. When you speed up and swerve it's you that looks like the bad driver.
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if you don't speed up and swerve, you run the risk of hitting a car in the other lane. If you speed up and serve a bit, you stay in your own lane and avoid hitting the car. If you brake suddenly, the car behind you won't have time to react and will rear end you.
SickSelfishSyQo- Citizen
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Assuming there's a car in the other lane??
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it's better to err on the side of caution than not. When you have to react that fast, you can't go through the process of looking in your mirror then looking over your shoulder. By that time, the car will hit you.
Of course, being a woman, you don't know these things.
Of course, being a woman, you don't know these things.
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Agreed with TFK. SSS you just like to start arguments, it seems.
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of course, male logic trumps female logic.
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A very non sexist way to put it.
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i'm all about the equal opportunity here.
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I can tell. You're a good person.
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yup, I have a glow of goodness all around me.
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A chakra of goodness? Xp
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O_o
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I don't know why I said that either.
But then again, it was 3 months ago. I am a different person now!
But then again, it was 3 months ago. I am a different person now!
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Toshiro~ ^_^ x3
Cat~
Shadows of Loneliness - Chapter 11
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Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
I cracked up with this one :D
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
I cracked up with this one :D
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