Zodiac Signs! :O

I didn't laugh -snicker-

Kidding! Love you YoYo!

Pein. Laugh. It's so stupid that laughing is necessary. xD

Yoyo wrote:Taurus:
Random things that don't make sense:
Dependable, Patient, Generous, Financially skilled, doesn't pick fights

Random things that do:
Persistent, Stubborn, Lazy, prefer a few close friends to lots of acquaintances, "master procrastinator," very easily offended.

Apparently I'm a master in the art of seduction, too. Exciting. xD
*this is where all of WotN cracks up laughing*

Wow Yoyo, I think that's not right. My friend is a Taurus, and she doesn't even know the definition of seduction~

I'm pisces, so what do I do? D:

"People born in the period of May 11 - May 20 are influenced by the Moon. They are unsociable, reserved, pessimists. They like a loneliness."

I don't disagree ;P

"As Taurus rules the thyroid gland, fatty diets should be avoided or problems will occur. Taureans also like sweet foods which if eaten in abundance can lead to weight issues. Sore throats, neck and voice problems are also common"

Hence my sore throat at the moment.

It also says I'm least compatible with Aries, Aquarius, Gemini, and Leo.
Q's a Gemini, so. :D

Wait, you gotta be careful of your diet depending on your star sign? What the heck..

xDDD Even so, I'm really not. I just eat whatever.

Abbeh, go find mine! >:D

Okay! >:D

"Pisces and Health

The intuitive Piscean will often know when someone is ill, and can even feel their pain. Piscean's like to remove themselves from reality which is bad for their health, mental and physically. Pisceans tend to suffer from insomnia and nerves. This tendency can result in digestive and minor intestinal difficulties which in turn often cause boils, ulcers and other skin problems. Early nights preceded by relaxing forms of exercise, rather than diet or medication, is usually the most effective treatment.
Diseases:
Disorders of the lymphatic system, bunions, gout and chilblains.
Body parts and organs:
Feet, lymphatic and glandular systems.

"Pisces and Wealth

The very varied temperament of a Pisces means that they find it hard to find a direction in life as they often get carried away in their own fantasy world. However, they do think of others and will often choose professions where the welfare of others is concerned. If there is value in what they are doing, they will be devoted to the cause.
Typical careers include: Nursing, Artist, Photography, Music, Theatre. They good as Poets, Mystics, Social-workers, Physicists.

Pisces and Love

Unselfish submission defines love for the Piscean, who gains more pleasure from giving than from receiving. They often succumb to temption, and float from one partner to another. In this way, or by refusing any partners, they avoid become hooked by deep emotional commitment. Those who refuse both these directions and take a middle way are richly awarded.

Pisces Compatibility

Pisces are most compatible with: Capricorn and Taurus.
Pisces are fairly compatible with: Cancer, Scorpio and Virgo.
Pisces are least compatible with: Aries, Aquarius, Gemini and Sagittarius."

Pisces Strength Keywords:
- Compassionate
- Adaptable
- Accepting
- Devoted
- Imaginative

Pisces Weakness Keywords:
- Oversensitive
- Indecisive
- Self-pitying
- Lazy
- Escapist

Libra and Independence:


Libras like to be around other people, they are all about partnerships and groups. They are happiest when other people are around and when other people are doing their work. They are lazy but like posh surrounding and nice decor. These two extremes could strike a balance and the Libra living on his own could either have a very messy place or a very intricately decorated place. They can be independent, they have the intelligence and the full capability within but would a Libra rather co-exist/depend on others.

Libra Deep Inside:


They are also likely to hide or bend their own true feelings in order to bring peace with a group and to make others like them. Sometime this results in them not really knowing what their true feelings are because they are trying to make everyone happy. Other people can see this and Libras have earned themselves a reputation for being indecisive, they simply do not want to hurt anyone's feelings or cause disorder or friction in a situation. This spills over inside the person and many times, Libras have difficulty making decisions. Inside, the Libra is very insecure, they suffer from a lack of self confidence, they are always searching for something to complete them. This is another reason why they are social butterflies, it is an unconscious attempt to find the missing peace through other people. By trying to appease other people all the time, Libras don't really know who they are inside. Libras desperately need love and approval, they will do the favors that people ask and and have a hard time saying 'no' or 'I'm too busy' in order to prove how nice they are, this gradually builds up resentment and negative self esteem issues inside. Libra's indecisiveness is caused by fear, their fear that a wrong decision will make everything come crashing down around them and cause turmoil in their lives. Life is not like that and the Libra that acknowledges the fact that life has ups and downs will be less emotionally wound up, not so hard on themselves and as a result, they will be a much happier person.

How to Attract Libra:


Libras are easy to attract, they probably have attracted you first with their easygoing nature. First and foremost, admire and flatter them. Treat them like a prince or princess. Libras love to talk, they can talk about anything but are especially interested in themselves. Want to leave a lasting impression on a Libra? Ask questions about them and talk about their interests, hobbies, anything regarding them. Even though Libras are diplomatic, they enjoy seeing things from other points of view. Engage in a light debate about an issue exploring both sides and the conversation will flow. Dress nice, keep the atmosphere posh and upscale and clean your house before they come over for the first time. First impressions are lasting for Libras. Have fun, be yourself, you are almost guaranteed a good time with the easygoing, interesting Libra.

(This one is a wtf moment, all in it's own >.>)
Libra Erogenous Zone:


The lower back is the most sensitive region on a Libra. Caressing it softly or even slow dancing will heighten the sensual experience for any Libra. Libra are usually very fond of a light pinch or smack on the buttocks.

"who gains more pleasure from giving than from receiving." Hahahahaha. xD

None of that is me T_T

I'm mildly compatible with Bano, cause he is Cancer ... I think ._.

I'm not at all compatable with my crush .____.
But Abby has given me hope

I am a hope giver

Eh, I don't believe in that anyway.

I hate my birthday cause I'm born in the middle of when it changes, so I could be either starsign ¬_¬

LMFAO.
I'm looking at Cancer for Bano.
And it says he'd be a good Milkman xDDD

Woow!

Although horoscopes have been proven to be false, Zodiac signs are still yet to be completely falsified. This being because their is logical evidence that when you are born can change how you react to your environment. As well as the date of conception and the seasons and moods of the mother, too.

Thus, my Gemininess may be right.

Gemininess? Is that a word? O.o

Always-Abby wrote:LMFAO.
I'm looking at Cancer for Bano.
And it says he'd be a good Milkman xDDD

ROTFL!

UreshiiChan wrote:Gemininess? Is that a word? O.o

I'm getting short term memory loss >.>

I wondered about that. ^_^

Im a virgo apparently im nice polite and organized ............

Fat chance xD

xD Mine fits me right to the nose~

Gemini - Energetic, Clever, Imaginative, Witty, and Adaptable.