by Two very short scenarios.
Speech is within the inverted commas.
This colour font: movement, sound effects... ? heehee (though its only used for one word)
This colour font: Text message
This colour font: Thoughts
Hope you enjoy! :D
Scenario 1
(warning: gay themes)
Sasuke was, as usual, sitting down, thinking about Itachi and how to kill him when his cell phone buzzed.
I don’t know this number, he thought. He opened the message anyway.
“Scientists have proven…”
Sasuke scrolled down.
“That 95% of homosexuals…”
He scrolled down.
“Use their thumbs…”
He scrolled down.
“To scroll down to read their messages. It’s too late to turn back now, gay.”
Sasuke, like everyone else, use their thumbs to scroll down to read their messages. Of course, it doesn’t mean everyone is gay, but Sasuke on the other hand……
Sasuke forwarded it to Naruto. Of course, only someone as dumb as Naruto would fall for that message. And surely enough, there was a scream coming from the other room.
“AAAAAAH!!! I’M GAY!!!!!”
I knew it, Sasuke thought. Now…
Sasuke went into the room where Naruto was. Naruto looked at Sasuke, shocked.
Zoom. Sasuke was across the room, arms around Naruto.
“What’s up, my lovely Naru-chan?”
Naruto’s jaw dropped.
“GET OFF ME!!!”
“Mmmmmmwa!”
“AAAAAH!!! SASUKE!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!”
“You shout too much, Naru-chan.”
Somewhere in space, in a distant planet, a pair of alien Naruto fans heard Naruto screaming.
“I told you Sasuke was gay.”
“Oh, shut up.”
Scenario 2
Buzz. There was a new text message for Sakura. She picked up her cell phone.
It’s from Sasuke-kun…
“I wish you were with me right now… in my room… with the door closed…”
Inner Sakura squealed while Outer Sakura scrolled down.
“On my bed, under my blanket…”
Both Inner and Outer Sakura started blushing furiously. Outer Sakura scrolled down.
“With the lights off… showing you my…”
Inner and Outer Sakura were very excited now…
“New torch. What were you thinking?!?!”
Sakura’s excitement faded away… and turned into anger.
How could Sasuke trick her like that?
Five minutes later
Someone was knocking on Sasuke’s door. He opened it and saw Sakura.
“Hi, Sa-”
Sakura was not looking her best. Her eyes were white circles, a vein was throbbing in her forehead and her fist was clenched so hard it turned white.
“Saaaaaaasukeeeeeeee,” she growled.
Sasuke made a mental note never to upset Sakura again. One reason is that an angry Sakura is an ugly Sakura. And she’ll beat you to death, worse than Tsunade.
Speech is within the inverted commas.
This colour font: movement, sound effects... ? heehee (though its only used for one word)
This colour font: Text message
This colour font: Thoughts
Hope you enjoy! :D
Scenario 1
(warning: gay themes)
Sasuke was, as usual, sitting down, thinking about Itachi and how to kill him when his cell phone buzzed.
I don’t know this number, he thought. He opened the message anyway.
“Scientists have proven…”
Sasuke scrolled down.
“That 95% of homosexuals…”
He scrolled down.
“Use their thumbs…”
He scrolled down.
“To scroll down to read their messages. It’s too late to turn back now, gay.”
Sasuke, like everyone else, use their thumbs to scroll down to read their messages. Of course, it doesn’t mean everyone is gay, but Sasuke on the other hand……
Sasuke forwarded it to Naruto. Of course, only someone as dumb as Naruto would fall for that message. And surely enough, there was a scream coming from the other room.
“AAAAAAH!!! I’M GAY!!!!!”
I knew it, Sasuke thought. Now…
Sasuke went into the room where Naruto was. Naruto looked at Sasuke, shocked.
Zoom. Sasuke was across the room, arms around Naruto.
“What’s up, my lovely Naru-chan?”
Naruto’s jaw dropped.
“GET OFF ME!!!”
“Mmmmmmwa!”
“AAAAAH!!! SASUKE!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!”
“You shout too much, Naru-chan.”
Somewhere in space, in a distant planet, a pair of alien Naruto fans heard Naruto screaming.
“I told you Sasuke was gay.”
“Oh, shut up.”
Scenario 2
Buzz. There was a new text message for Sakura. She picked up her cell phone.
It’s from Sasuke-kun…
“I wish you were with me right now… in my room… with the door closed…”
Inner Sakura squealed while Outer Sakura scrolled down.
“On my bed, under my blanket…”
Both Inner and Outer Sakura started blushing furiously. Outer Sakura scrolled down.
“With the lights off… showing you my…”
Inner and Outer Sakura were very excited now…
“New torch. What were you thinking?!?!”
Sakura’s excitement faded away… and turned into anger.
How could Sasuke trick her like that?
Five minutes later
Someone was knocking on Sasuke’s door. He opened it and saw Sakura.
“Hi, Sa-”
Sakura was not looking her best. Her eyes were white circles, a vein was throbbing in her forehead and her fist was clenched so hard it turned white.
“Saaaaaaasukeeeeeeee,” she growled.
Sasuke made a mental note never to upset Sakura again. One reason is that an angry Sakura is an ugly Sakura. And she’ll beat you to death, worse than Tsunade.
those were funneh! :D 
Toshiro~ ^_^ x3
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