50 Things That Should Not Exist

Yoyo wrote:I was talkin' 'bout your use of the phrase "110%." ^_^

3.2.1.0.84.NG! wrote:I really hate it when my teachers my teachers have coffee breath and is standing next to me talking. It smells bad >_>;;

3.2.1.0.84.NG! wrote:What did the teacher had to do with anything xD

Always-Abby wrote:Hopefully they won't break from the weight of the plastic surgery and overuse of hair dye, too...

amaterasu wrote:

Always-Abby wrote:Hopefully they won't break from the weight of the plastic surgery and overuse of hair dye, too...

Tiny (female version) Micheal Jackson?

sabaku no ketsueki wrote:http://community.sparknotes.com/2009/09/10/50-things-that-should-not-exist

I thought this was great. Yay Sparksnotes!

(BUT since no one will click the link, here's the list! Copied and pasted for your viewing pleasure!)

3. People who sharpen their pencils slowly.
5. Mean cats.
6. Soft Jazz.
7. People who cut paper slowly.
9. Big scary bugs with many legs.
10. Tuna salad with celery.
11. Celery.
15. The phrase, "We need to give it 110%."
18. Parody versions of the Happy Birthday Song.
19. Grass (Because you'd think by now it would have evolved and learned that if it grows, it will get mowed.)
20. Facial hair (For the same reason as grass.)
22. Remakes of bad horror movies.
24. Greeting cards with glitter.
25. Televised poker.
32. Popped collars.
33. People with tattoos written in a language that they cannot speak.
34. Hurricanes.
36. Ziggy comic strips.
43. Bathroom stalls that don't have doors. (It's weird....one place I went out to eat had those uh...cowboy doors? I had no idea how to close it.)
44. Any arcade game or toy vending machine that costs more than 50 cents.
46. Waiting rooms with a TV smaller than 13 inches.