Don't Shoot! I Don't Have the Donuts!

Alternately known as "How to Piss" for reasons that shall remain a mystery.
Unless you ask the authors about it.

Guys, how many times have you managed to piss off a girl without a clue why?
Girls, how many times have you wished boys would get a clue?
Well, we're here to help!
This is a short list of rules and tips for guys when it comes to those of the opposite sex. While many of these apply mostly to girlfriends, many of the concepts can be applied to girls in general.
Many more will be added as time goes by. Feel free to PM or AIM me any other rules you have. (I won't be going through comments, as I'm sure there will be many rules that come in via comments.)

Basic Things to Remember:
1. Girls are law.
2. Girls are always right.
3. We're probably able to kick your butt in some fashion.
4. Sometimes there's no reason for why we aren't happy.

What Not to Do:
1. During that time, don't be frustrated if we take our frustrations out on you. We can't exactly help it.
2. Don't compare us to other girls.

What to Do:
1. If you say that you're sorry for something, make sure you mean that you're sorry for being wrong, not that you're sorry that we're wrong.
2. Tell us when something's wrong instead of pretending everything's alright. We want to know and don't just assume things.
3. Be careful what you say or how you say it, cause we'll remember it and may use it against you in the future, or take it the wrong way.
4. If we can admit we are wrong you better be prepared to do the same.
5. If you're going to apologize, know that you're forgiven if we say that you are. Don't keep apologizing, it makes us feel bad.
6. Listen to us, even if you don't care what we're talking about.
7. If we are ever upset for no apparent reason, don't pester us about why; just make an effort to cheer us up: make some jokes, tell goofy stories, etc.
8. When you're on AIM, if you're going to be gone for more than a couple minutes, tell us so we don't get left talking to an unmanned AIM.
9. Girls like it when you show them off or brag to others about them.

Yay~

Haha. ^_^

There's a facebook note on this. xPP

But very nice compilation, ladies.

The FB list is different, though~ :O

And I like this better. I helped come up with it! :D

Sweet. It's up. (:

I love how it's all girls who posted here (so far)

Q has made many comments on this, just not here.

Bano read it too, but didn't comment here, heh.

mhm mhm! i like this.. GL likes this a lot! :D good work girls! ;D

Girls are always right?


Hahaha!

now, one of us guys, need to type up a list of rules for you clueless girls.

Clair -- Silly boys~
And then Ama posted and laughed at it. He must have ignored my little note.

Clueless girls? Pfft.

HAHA.
Nightmare is hilarious :D

DF -- That's what I said, but I got told that'd be stupid. ^_^

Here's one

A man's dream is something a women will never understand

amaterasu wrote:Here's one

A man's dream is something a women will never understand

Bakuman Quote for the win.

yeah half that stuff i ignore... the other half i dont care to deal with, my way of dealing with anyone is simple if you say you will do something do it.
if you say your ok you better be ok because ill ignore any complaining from that point on, in that subject.
if your right ill admit it, if you pretend to be right YOUR WRONG! (no matter guy or girl)
oh and when i say im fine im probably pissed but i dont want you asking me because in 2 minutes ill forget about why i was mad and start thinking about anything random, like a bike, or a puppy, or a puppy on a bike with a leather jacket named paco that speaks japanese but writes in russian. =P

other than that nice list for those that aren't me ^^

... I'm confused D:

I'm ignoring Ukyo 'cause trying to read through the thing he typed would hurt my head. More than it already hurts. Mostly because there's a lot of text and I see no capital letters where there should be capital letters and all of three periods.
And in response to this I'll probably get lots of marvelous comments that are very wordy with miserable punctuation and capitalization. *nods*

Yoyo wrote:I'm ignoring Ukyo 'cause trying to read through the thing he typed would hurt my head. More than it already hurts. Mostly because there's a lot of text and I see no capital letters where there should be capital letters and all of three periods.
And in response to this I'll probably get lots of marvelous comments that are very wordy with miserable punctuation and capitalization. *nods*

shut up you just being unfair lol they can talk how. they want to dont be so judgmentil you jerk lol okay??

quater wrote:

Yoyo wrote:I'm ignoring Ukyo 'cause trying to read through the thing he typed would hurt my head. More than it already hurts. Mostly because there's a lot of text and I see no capital letters where there should be capital letters and all of three periods.
And in response to this I'll probably get lots of marvelous comments that are very wordy with miserable punctuation and capitalization. *nods*

shut up you just being unfair lol they can talk how. they want to dont be so judgmentil you jerk lol okay??

*didn't bother reading that, either*
Look! I can see into the future! :D

period placed in the middle of a second for no apparent reason for the win!