once upon a time, there was a little onion head
. then he graduated
and became a doctor
.suddenly, he woke up and realized it was all a dream.
Upon waking up, he looked down at his drool covered text book.
He went to the store and asked for another. but, unfortunately, they had none in stock
so, instead of the most recent text book, the onion head had to buy this third rate crummy old book.
Runing home, he bumped into the smartest kid in the class.
"Can you help me?" He asks.
"heh...
trouble with your textbook?" the smart onion asked.
"
how did you know?!"
"
you reeeaaaaallly want to know?"
"
aha..no thanks..."
"But..i could be your hero!
" Replied the smartie.
"...no, really..thats alright..." and with that, the worried onion head left.
Returning home, he sits down at his desk and starts studying.
then! he finishes!
On the day of the test, he gloats to his friends on how he finished studying so fast
but his friend's reactions are like this:
at last! the test was placed out in front of him and he picks up his pencil. The little onion head stares at the first answer...
he didnt study any of this! he had gotten the wrong textbook!
an hour later, the teacher walks over to pick up the tests. with one glance, his sensei's face changed from this:
to this:
and then this:
Hoping his teach wouldnt be so hard on him, he starts praying on the spot
after class, onion apologized and explained the situation
heheheh..." He heard from a corner.
"W-who's there?!"
"It's me...
" the smar t onion dude came out.
"
you again?!"
"Yes...I was also the one who made you buy the wrong text book!
"
"NOOO!
It couldnt be!
"
hohoho!" the smart onion laughed as the other onion disappeared.
that's mah story!
: WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOST THAT E-BAY BET BY JUST 50 CENTS?!?!
I totally need something to do. He saw a new user and was like 
And she was like 
Whats up? Then Q saw a picture of her 
And he was like 
because she was so pretty. Then he saw other people picking on her 
So he told them off 
And she was happy he did and that made him happy 
But he couldn't get her out of his head 
So then he decided to talk to her some more and he liked that 
So one day he asked her if she liked him 
And she said she did 
And so he told her he did too 
And then two months later they told everyone 
Because they were still happy 
And that's how comes I dated Abby. 
I totally need something to do. He saw a new user and was like
And he was like
because she was so pretty. Then he saw other people picking on her
But he couldn't get her out of his head
So then he decided to talk to her some more and he liked that
So one day he asked her if she liked him
And then two months later they told everyone
Because they were still happy
And that's how comes I dated Abby.
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