Pants Wars

I was stumbling the internet when I came across a page with 232 Star Wars lines that were improved in a way that just might make them interesting. Here are the top 15, enjoy!

1. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
   
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
   
3. The Force is strong in my pants.
   
4. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
   
5. Your pants, you will not need them.
   
6. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
   
7. You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
   
8. Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.
   
9. In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
   
10. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
    
11. Pull up! All pants pull up!
    
12. I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
    
13. I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.
    
14. Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
    
15. These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
    

http://www.blisstree.com/healthbolt/232-star-wars-lines-improved-by-substituting-the-word-pants/

Nice~!

Lol! Those are great~!

It's amazing what can be found on the internets, huh?

I love the internet. ^_^

haha this was really funny, its weird that someone even got an idea to do this x)

Thats odd.

But that's why it's so awesome, Clair.

I...see...

*pats Clair on head*
It's okay. ^_^

What a kick-butt topic.

I know, right! :O

Banouin wrote:What a kick-butt topic.

Its a real kick in the pants it is!