by Ok excellent quickie tutorial here for anyone curious in
case someone nasty gets in your house. Hide in your restroom FIRST. Don’t be like, “Nah homie, yeah, yeah , I’m hiding under the bed, I’m good, good to go” You hob knocking scoundrel. That’s the first place they’ll
check. Under the bed. Some people make me sick with their preschool hiding skills.
1) In the restroom, lock the door and run and take a bar of soap and wet it so it becomes slippery and wipe it on the floor. Good, right?
2) The robber will barge down the door (Treasure in restrooms, hello?) but might slip.
3) If not yell, “Pervert!” “Homo!” Something among those lines, “Pedo!” “Lolita complex” “Cougar” Whatever, I don’t know the hip thing these days.
4) Then say you are sorry very politely. The robber will undoubtedly pause because face it-no one wants to be a homo or perv or pedo, right? Everyone is sensitive.
5) Then take some toilet paper and throw it at the robber’s eyes and run out of the restroom laughing like, “Ahaha sucker!”
6) Then start taping the outside of the door with heavy duty tape then run outside to your backyard behind a flowerbed, call 911 and let them handle it. Don't try being Jackie Chan or nothing after you call 911.
case someone nasty gets in your house. Hide in your restroom FIRST. Don’t be like, “Nah homie, yeah, yeah , I’m hiding under the bed, I’m good, good to go” You hob knocking scoundrel. That’s the first place they’ll
check. Under the bed. Some people make me sick with their preschool hiding skills.
1) In the restroom, lock the door and run and take a bar of soap and wet it so it becomes slippery and wipe it on the floor. Good, right?
2) The robber will barge down the door (Treasure in restrooms, hello?) but might slip.
3) If not yell, “Pervert!” “Homo!” Something among those lines, “Pedo!” “Lolita complex” “Cougar” Whatever, I don’t know the hip thing these days.
4) Then say you are sorry very politely. The robber will undoubtedly pause because face it-no one wants to be a homo or perv or pedo, right? Everyone is sensitive.
5) Then take some toilet paper and throw it at the robber’s eyes and run out of the restroom laughing like, “Ahaha sucker!”
6) Then start taping the outside of the door with heavy duty tape then run outside to your backyard behind a flowerbed, call 911 and let them handle it. Don't try being Jackie Chan or nothing after you call 911.
Last edited by Titaniumxvx on Tue Aug 04 2009, 23:45; edited 1 time in total
