Sometimes People are stupid.

Aichu wrote:Napoleon: Let's invade Russia in winter!

*BRICK'D*

*2 hours later Darnás is still laughing*

Darnás wrote:

Aichu wrote:Napoleon: Let's invade Russia in winter!

*BRICK'D*

*2 hours later Darnás is still laughing*

How Hitler lost the war

Hitler: Hey world, here I come
Some country: Your mom!
Hitler:
America+Britain+Canada+Russia+other less important peeps:

Hitler: Looks like team hitler is blasting off again!
All the other countries:
Hitler:

Everyone else:
later
:lalala: :lalala: :lalala: :lalala: :lalala: :lalala: :lalala: :lalala: :lalala: :lalala:
:left: :right: :left: :right: :left: :right: :left: :right: :left: :right: :left: :right: :left: :right: :left: :right: :left: :right: :left: :right: :left: :right: :left: :right: :left: :right: :left: :right: :left: :right: :left: :right: :left: :right: :left: :right:

Mega dance party worldwide, but then the United Nations struck

So many emotes :O Haha.

well it was a mega dance party worldwide

We can see that

The punchline at the end was funny! ^__^

UNicorn UNicorn so useless hahah! ^__^

Justin: -pokes my side-
Me: -yells- OYASHIRO-SAMA!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!! -turns-
Justin: o.o;;; who the hell is Oyashiro-sama
Me: NO ONE OF YOUR CONCERN YOU ASSHOLE!

ROFL. Even though all those emotes are making my comp lag reaaaaally badly, it's funny.

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I was watching kailand... (Dont ask why. (It's a kids show)) And... I finally know why kids today are kind of stupid...

Example 1):
Hoho: I quit the play! *Storms off, says this out LOUD*
Tiger (I forgot his name): Oh no, Kailand. We've got a problem. Hoho quit the play. D:
Me: ...

Example 2):
Hoho: Oooh. I'm SO mad! *Stomps around the stage*
Kailand: Oh no. Something is wrong with Hoho. Do you know what's wrong with Hoho?
Me: ....
Kailand: I think Hoho is mad. What do you think?
Hoho: Oooh, I'm so mad!
Kailand: I think he's mad, too.
Me: ...... ... .....

Example 3):
Hoho: *YELLING AROUND:* I wanted to be the monkey king!!
Kailand: Hoho, what's wrong?
Me: ....
Tiger (I forgot his name): What do you think he's mad about?
Me: *Sigh, changes channel*



There was SOOOO much much. but then I'd have to write out the whole damn show. >_>:

Wow Charm. o_O;
Sad world.

sad world, and that is not a large amount of emoticons at all

O_o ...mass emote party?

Totally agree Abby. X3


It IS a lot emotes, Ama-kun. >_>;;

you people have not seen the once famed emoticon gathering that blots out the entire page, nope nope, innocent children you are

haha Ama xD
I think stupid people make the world more amusing so I salute them!

This Is Why We Don’t Color Code People

Ice Cream Parlor | California, USA



Me: “Hi, what can I get for you?”
Customer: “No!”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “No! I don’t want no g**d*** Chinese serving me.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “Are you retarded? Get me an American.”
Me: “Sir, I am American.”
Customer: “What?! You think I’m blind? You think I’m f***ing blind? Go back to China!”
Me: “Right, one second…”
(My coworkers hear everything from the back, so one of my white coworkers comes out.)
Customer: “Ugh, finally… an American!”
Coworker: *starts speaking Spanish*
Customer: “G**D*** IT! F*** Y’ALL, A**HOLES!” *storms out*

TheFirstKnight wrote:This Is Why We Don’t Color Code People

Ice Cream Parlor | California, USA



Me: “Hi, what can I get for you?”
Customer: “No!”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “No! I don’t want no g**d*** Chinese serving me.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “Are you retarded? Get me an American.”
Me: “Sir, I am American.”
Customer: “What?! You think I’m blind? You think I’m f***ing blind? Go back to China!”
Me: “Right, one second…”
(My coworkers hear everything from the back, so one of my white coworkers comes out.)
Customer: “Ugh, finally… an American!”
Coworker: *starts speaking Spanish*
Customer: “G**D*** IT! F*** Y’ALL, A**HOLES!” *storms out*

I love Chinese food!

Teriyaki and rice is delicious!

Out of this world

Was it an old guy??

O.o

Wow. What a lovely customer!

o.O thats... special

...o.o ignorant customer much... he must have been wonderful to serve -.-;

Person: Whoa! You're missing an earring!
Me: Eh? -feels three piercings- -all are there-
Me: Uh, no I'm not.
Person: From your right double piercing!
Me: What gave you the impression that my right ear is double pierced?
Person: Because your left one is!
Me: ...Yes but the right one isn't.
Person: Really? That's stupid. You're weird.

People do that a lot -.- As if they've never seen someone with their left ear double pierced and not their right ear -.- Actually... they probably haven't. It doesn't bug me as much as them calling it weird. And, they go so far as to say that it's stupid? It's called unique, normal drone number 190874.
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