by Alabama
· It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
· Brewerton: Use of motor boats forbidden on city streets.
Alaska
· It is forbidden to push a moose out of a plane in motion.
· It is against the law to look at a moose from an airplane.
Fairbanks: No moose is allowed to have sex on city streets.
Arizona
· Glendale: It is against the law for a car to back up.
· Mohave County: Anyone caught stealing a soap, must wash himself with it, until it's all used up.
Arkansas
· A man has a legal right to beat his wife, but only once a month.
· It's illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.
· Little Rock: Flirtation between the members of the opposite sex on the streets may result in a 30-day jail term....
California
· A woman cannot drive a car while she is dressed in a house-coat.
· It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
· It is illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
· Belvedere: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
· Blythe: A person must own at least two cows before he is permitted to wear cowboy boots in public.
· Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than 2000 sheep down Hollywood Boulevard simultaneously.
· L.A.: A man can legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long
as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him permission to use
a wider strap, preferably in advance.
· L.A.: You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
· L.A.: If robbing a bank, shooting at the teller with a water gun is prohibited.
· Oakland: Illegal to rob a birds nest from a public cemetery.
· Ventura County: Cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
Colorado
· Denver: It is illegal to mistreat rats.
· Denver: it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbour
· Logan County: Illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
· Pueblo: Illegal to raise or permit a dandelion to grow within the city limits.
· Sterling: Unlawful to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight.
Connecticut
· You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
Devon: it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset
· Hartford: Crossing the street walking on your hands is not allowed.
· Hartford: Illegal to educate dogs.
Delaware
· Lowes Crossroads: It is a violation of the local law for any pilot or
passenger to carry an ice cream cone in their pocket while either
flying or waiting to board a plane.
District of Colombia
· It is unlawful for small boys to throw stones, at any time, at any place.
Washington: The only acceptable sexual position is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
Florida
· Illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.
· Rats are forbidden from leaving the ships docked in Tampa Bay.
· An elephants tied to a parking meter must pay a regular parking fee.
· Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, and some may the salon owner.
· Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
· Hunting and killing a dear while swimming is illegal.
· You're not allowed to break more than three dishes a day, or chip the edge off more than four cups and/or saucers.
· Miami: Illegal to go around imitating animals.
Saratoga: Illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.
Georgia
· It's unlawful for a barber to advertise his prices.
· It is a misdemeanour for any citizen to attend church worship on Sunday unless he is equipped with a rifle and it is loaded.
· Jonesboro: Forbidden to say "Oh, boy".
Hawaii
. It's against the law for a person to insert pennies in the ear
Idaho
· Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
· Coeur d'Alene: If police officers suspect a couple is having sex
inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two
minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.
· Idaho Falls: Forbidden for anyone over the age of eighty-eight to ride a motorcycle.
· Wallace: Unlawful for anyone to sleep in a dog kennel.
Illinois
· Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister.
· It is against the law to speak English in Illinois.
· Prohibited to drive a car without a steering wheel.
·Chicago:
Eating in a place that is on fire is forbidden.
· Cicero: Humming on public streets on Sundays prohibited.
· Evanston: Unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.
Kenilworth:
Roosters must be at least three hundred feet away from any residence if he wishes to crow.
. Hens that wish to cackle must be two hundred feet away from any residence.
· Oblong: It is a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
· Urbana: No monster may enter the corporate limits.
· Zion: Illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.
Indiana
· Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
· Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theatre nor ride
in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic.
· Elkhart: It is illegal for a barber to threaten to cut off a youngster's ears.
Iowa
· No kiss may last more than five minutes.
· Aimes: A husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife, or holding her hands.
· Ottumwa: "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate
limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is
unacquainted."
· Marshalltown, horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants
Kansas
· Wichita: A father cannot frighten his daughter's boyfriend with a gun.
· Natoma, it's against the law to practice knife-throwing at men wearing striped suits.
· It's against the law to annoy squirrels in Topeka
Kentucky
· "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this
state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be
armed with a club."
· An amendment to the above law: "The provisions of this statute shall
not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200
pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses."
· Forbidden to appear on the streets of any town or village in bathing dress without police protection.
· Transport of an ice cream cone in your pocket is prohibited.
· Anyone who has been drinking is sober until s/he "cannot hold onto the ground".
· Everyone must take a bath at least once a year.
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