by So I've been following this for a little bit.
Man nabbed after hitting girlfriend with sandwich
Another Florida man accused of sandwich assault
I think Flordia needs some sort of "sandwich protection" law. This is getting out of hand.
Man nabbed after hitting girlfriend with sandwich
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. – A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.
The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road and the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.
The man was freed on $7,500 bail.
Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.
Another Florida man accused of sandwich assault
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. – Police said a Port St. Lucie man was arrested for throwing a sandwich at his girlfriend, the second food attack that sent a man to jail in about a month. According to a police report released Monday, the 20-year-old man threw the sandwich at his girlfriend's face during an argument about auto insurance and then hit her head with his fist.
The man admitted to throwing the food but not hitting her. He was arrested Friday and faces a battery charge.
Last month, another man was arrested on a battery charge for hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off and nearly causing a traffic crash.
Police reports did not what type of sandwich was used in either attack.
I think Flordia needs some sort of "sandwich protection" law. This is getting out of hand.
Oh no-ez!
I can see the headlines now....
"When sandwiches fight back"
Meatball subs are SOOOOOOOOOO good! And a philly cheesteak. Hit me with that and I would love ya! 
Toshiro~ ^_^ x3
