Aichu wrote:Michael wrote:Ok. Two men are dead in a cabin on the side of a mountain. How did they die? (its a hard one)
The plane crashed.
LM taught me that one already.
Okay, so what has feathers and flies, but is not living?
Bird poop! xDDD
Aichu wrote:Michael wrote:Ok. Two men are dead in a cabin on the side of a mountain. How did they die? (its a hard one)
The plane crashed.
LM taught me that one already.
Okay, so what has feathers and flies, but is not living?
Gaara of the Sand wrote:1. a man hand a building built around him with no way in or out, the only object in the room is a ceiling fan which he's dead and hanging from, there's a puddle of water under him, so how did he hang himself? he stood ontop of a block of ice hung himself and the ice melted.
2. What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps? a river/ the sea
3. What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets? a black board
4. What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years? - the letter m
Gaara of the Sand wrote:1. a man hand a building built around him with no way in or out, the only object in the room is a ceiling fan which he's dead and hanging from, there's a puddle of water under him, so how did he hang himself?
2. What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
3. What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets? - a chalkboard
4. What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years? - letter m
Gaara of the Sand wrote:1. a man hand a building built around him with no way in or out, the only object in the room is a ceiling fan which he's dead and hanging from, there's a puddle of water under him, so how did he hang himself?
2. What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
3. What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets? - a chalkboard
4. What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years? - letter m
sasusaku08 wrote:A man dressed all in black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly a large black car with tinted windows and also without any lights on, comes round the corner and screeches to a halt. How did the driver know there was a man in the road?
Deikun wrote:sasusaku08 wrote:A man dressed all in black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly a large black car with tinted windows and also without any lights on, comes round the corner and screeches to a halt. How did the driver know there was a man in the road?
It was daytime.
Found out myself like 2 days ago when a friend told me a similar joke
sasusaku08 wrote:Gaara of the Sand wrote:1. a man hand a building built around him with no way in or out, the only object in the room is a ceiling fan which he's dead and hanging from, there's a puddle of water under him, so how did he hang himself?
2. What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
3. What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets? - a chalkboard
4. What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years? - letter m
is no2 the sea
SickSelfishSycho wrote:sasusaku08 wrote:Gaara of the Sand wrote:1. a man hand a building built around him with no way in or out, the only object in the room is a ceiling fan which he's dead and hanging from, there's a puddle of water under him, so how did he hang himself?
2. What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
3. What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets? - a chalkboard
4. What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years? - letter m
is no2 the sea
No. It's a river.
Deikun wrote:This is a really stupid riddle
There's this guy.. let's name him Bill. He rode his horse out of town on a Monday, Stayed out of town for 3 days, and came back on Monday. How is this possible?
sasusaku08 wrote:Deikun wrote:This is a really stupid riddle
There's this guy.. let's name him Bill. He rode his horse out of town on a Monday, Stayed out of town for 3 days, and came back on Monday. How is this possible?
i asked my friends and one of them said that the horse is called monday
woo - if i'm right
boo - if i'm not
sasusaku08 wrote:Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return to the people. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totalling $27. The bellboy has $2, totalling $29. Where is the missing $1?
Deikun wrote:sasusaku08 wrote:Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return to the people. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totalling $27. The bellboy has $2, totalling $29. Where is the missing $1?
The manager ate it.... Naw.
The math's done incorrectly.
They didn't pay $9 each
Darnás wrote:Darnás gotz one for ye! Its easy :D
In my hands I hold a chest without lock or lid. With in the walls rests a golden treasure which dissapears when the time is right.
sasusaku08 wrote:Darnás wrote:Darnás gotz one for ye! Its easy :D
In my hands I hold a chest without lock or lid. With in the walls rests a golden treasure which dissapears when the time is right.
does have somthing to do with your heart
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