'Funny Things That People Say'

D-Dei wrote:Q: You shouldn't do homework on Fridays
Dei: Why not? o_o
Q: Cause Friday is a good day for relaxation and fun! ^_^
Dei: haha of course. and then I spend most of my saturday being tortured at SAT classes
Q: You know, Most SAT classes don't even help, they say. Except in the writing portion. But girls naturally do their best in the writing portion anyways. That's why they added it.
Dei: Really? I think that's what'ss going to make me fail =__=;; (more than I already am)
Q: ^_^ Well, yes, its true! Really ^_^ Girls didn't do, still don't do as well as guys on Standardized tests. So they added essay portions so that the girls scores are more balanced to the guys scores.
Dei: ... I'm a guy then?
Q: That's one answer. But a more plausible one is that you just were never taught how to write essays very well. Or equally plausible is that you just fail at essays. ^_^
Dei: haha, thanks Q. That makes me feel SOOO much better.
Q: Besides, some guys write essays and papers really well *Me!* and that doesn't make me a girl~ Not with these handsome good looks and manliness it doesn't :D

D-Dei wrote:Q: You shouldn't do homework on Fridays
Dei: Why not? o_o
Q: Cause Friday is a good day for relaxation and fun! ^_^
Dei: haha of course. and then I spend most of my saturday being tortured at SAT classes
Q: You know, Most SAT classes don't even help, they say. Except in the writing portion. But girls naturally do their best in the writing portion anyways. That's why they added it.
Dei: Really? I think that's what'ss going to make me fail =__=;; (more than I already am)
Q: ^_^ Well, yes, its true! Really ^_^ Girls didn't do, still don't do as well as guys on Standardized tests. So they added essay portions so that the girls scores are more balanced to the guys scores.
Dei: ... I'm a guy then?
Q: That's one answer. But a more plausible one is that you just were never taught how to write essays very well. Or equally plausible is that you just fail at essays. ^_^
Dei: haha, thanks Q. That makes me feel SOOO much better.
Q: Besides, some guys write essays and papers really well *Me!* and that doesn't make me a girl~ Not with these handsome good looks and manliness it doesn't :D

quater wrote:-_- Why does everyone doubt and crack up at that part? Eh eh?

quater wrote:-_- Why does everyone doubt and crack up at that part? Eh eh?

Azarni_Rin wrote:

quater wrote:-_- Why does everyone doubt and crack up at that part? Eh eh?

erm...i dunno....its funny when a guy called themselves manly and such? :D xD

quater wrote:-_- Why does everyone doubt and crack up at that part? Eh eh?

D-Dei wrote:

quater wrote:-_- Why does everyone doubt and crack up at that part? Eh eh?

I never doubted it ;D

I just found it funny.

Yoyo wrote:*talking about breeding Pokemon in the video games*
Yoyo: "Put them in the daycare!"
Pein: "With what?"
Yoyo: "Ditto, generally. It's a guarantee for what kind of baby you'll get."
Pein: "What if you put like an Eevee with, say, a Pikachu?"
Saba: "Jolteon!"

*Many emotes followed that statement from all three of us. ^_^ *

D-Dei wrote:Sat class. Michelle was absent, so we had a guy named Ben as our sub.

Ben: Okay, there was this one time, when I was 15, and my friend told me to take a quart of shrooms. For those who don't know. A quart is drug dealer way of saying 7 grams. So being the innocent kid I was back then, I took it and we passed out on his bed. No, Andrew. We had our clothes on. When I woke up, everything was silver-colored. I started freaking out because he lived in a condo and it was near the road. I started making theories about how we died. I thought that maybe after we took the shrooms, we got into a car and got into an accident, and now we were lying on the side of the road. So i turned to my friend and asked, "John, are we... dead?~". He starts turning his head towards me, and -I forgot what he said here-. So I sat up on his bed, and started moving my hands around in front of me. They started making little staircases and i tried to bit them (?).
My friend gave me a weird look and he was knocked out again. I tried getting up and walking, but I took two or three steps and I was standing like this *shows how he was standing*. A few minutes later, my friend woke up, and asked what I was doing. Apparently, I thought that I was surfing, because I seriously thought the carpet moving in waves. So I was in this surfing position when my friend woke up.