Poor Pein is confused by our elf talk. :D
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Poor Pein is confused by our elf talk. :D
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PeinQAkatsuki wrote:Oh.Yoyo wrote:PeinQAkatsuki wrote:I thought hobbits were smaller than elves...
But Frodo isn't all hobbit is he? -doesn't watch LOTR-
Last I checked Frodo was all hobbit, but elfs are definitely taller than hobbits.
Unless you look at the elves from stories like the shoe maker or Christmas elves. (Or the Rice Crispies elves.)
-so isn't following-
Haha xD
A lot of stories portray elves as being tiny, but in Tolkien's stories they are taller than hobbits, cause hobbits are all tiny and aww... with hairy feets, eww.
And Frodo is all hobbit cause his mummy and daddy were both hobbits :3
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Elves? Hobbits?Dx
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This is in chem class. Bryce and Gabe are partners while Allison and I are partners.
-Bryce goes off and starts talking with another group-
Allison: Poor Gabe is alone. D;
Me: Aww. He has no partner. XP
Gabe: Hey, no partner is better than Bryce as a partner.
Bryce: -leaps in- Thanks!
Gabe: o_O
Allison: ...I...I think he just insulted you.
Gabe: ...I think I did too.
Bryce: No such thing.
Me: No, what he meant is that having no partner is better than having you as a partner.
Bryce: Yeah! That's right! I'm the best partner in this class!
Gabe: No! I would rather have no partner than you as a partner.
Bryce: And your point is?
Allison and I: -smack foreheads-
Gabe: Okay....I would rather go...without you... than have you...as a partner.
-5 seconds pass-
Bryce: ...You bastards. >_>
-Bryce goes off and starts talking with another group-
Allison: Poor Gabe is alone. D;
Me: Aww. He has no partner. XP
Gabe: Hey, no partner is better than Bryce as a partner.
Bryce: -leaps in- Thanks!
Gabe: o_O
Allison: ...I...I think he just insulted you.
Gabe: ...I think I did too.
Bryce: No such thing.
Me: No, what he meant is that having no partner is better than having you as a partner.
Bryce: Yeah! That's right! I'm the best partner in this class!
Gabe: No! I would rather have no partner than you as a partner.
Bryce: And your point is?
Allison and I: -smack foreheads-
Gabe: Okay....I would rather go...without you... than have you...as a partner.
-5 seconds pass-
Bryce: ...You bastards. >_>
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lol hilarious!knssquad wrote:This is in chem class. Bryce and Gabe are partners while Allison and I are partners.
-Bryce goes off and starts talking with another group-
Allison: Poor Gabe is alone. D;
Me: Aww. He has no partner. XP
Gabe: Hey, no partner is better than Bryce as a partner.
Bryce: -leaps in- Thanks!
Gabe: o_O
Allison: ...I...I think he just insulted you.
Gabe: ...I think I did too.
Bryce: No such thing.
Me: No, what he meant is that having no partner is better than having you as a partner.
Bryce: Yeah! That's right! I'm the best partner in this class!
Gabe: No! I would rather have no partner than you as a partner.
Bryce: And your point is?
Allison and I: -smack foreheads-
Gabe: Okay....I would rather go...without you... than have you...as a partner.
-5 seconds pass-
Bryce: ...You bastards. >_>
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From the Office:
Dwight: As the IT guy you get to know everyone's passwords right?
Nick the new IT guy: No, people think that, but I really don't.
Dwight: Look cut the crap, there's a horrible person here and he needs to be stopped. His name is Jim, and he's molesting people Via the internet.
Nick: That's awful, you should call the cops.
Dwight: No, the cops called us.
Dwight: As the IT guy you get to know everyone's passwords right?
Nick the new IT guy: No, people think that, but I really don't.
Dwight: Look cut the crap, there's a horrible person here and he needs to be stopped. His name is Jim, and he's molesting people Via the internet.
Nick: That's awful, you should call the cops.
Dwight: No, the cops called us.
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xD
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I love it. Dwight's so ridiculous. ^_^
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Bio: Master Kang was teaching the Kingdom Phylum Class Order Family Genus Species thing.
MK: Kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species. Anyone got those things that help them memorize this shit?
Class: ...
MK: ...Kinky People Come Over For Great Sex.
Class: ...o__o;;
David: King Philip-
MK: Comes Over For Group Sex!
Class: ...o__o
MK: Or King Philip Comes Over For Gay Sex? OH, WAIT. Korean People Come Over For Group Starcraft! I'm so freaking amazing.
MK: Kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species. Anyone got those things that help them memorize this shit?
Class: ...
MK: ...Kinky People Come Over For Great Sex.
Class: ...o__o;;
David: King Philip-
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Class: ...o__o
MK: Or King Philip Comes Over For Gay Sex? OH, WAIT. Korean People Come Over For Group Starcraft! I'm so freaking amazing.
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With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
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They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
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A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
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^ That made me laugh so hard. xD;;
*Yoyo was complaining about how McDonald's and other places with those tube maze thing-a-ma-bobbers don't have ball pits any more*
Christian (he's, what, ten?): "Some kid died in there so they had them all removed."
Yoyo (ever behind in the news): "Woah, really? Well, that's retarded."
Christian: "Yeah. One kid dies in a ball pit and they get rid of all the ball pits in America. Thousands of people are dying in Iraq and they don't confiscate Iraq!"
Yoyo laughed, even if his facts may not be entirely accurate.
Though this conversation lead to the decision that Yoyo will devote an entire room of her house some day to being a giant ball pit. Like, epic ball pit room. It will be called the ball room, 'cept there won't be dancing, really. :D
This conversation also led to a discussion about how all you can kill someone in a ball pit using nothing but the items normally found in a ball pit.
*Yoyo was complaining about how McDonald's and other places with those tube maze thing-a-ma-bobbers don't have ball pits any more*
Christian (he's, what, ten?): "Some kid died in there so they had them all removed."
Yoyo (ever behind in the news): "Woah, really? Well, that's retarded."
Christian: "Yeah. One kid dies in a ball pit and they get rid of all the ball pits in America. Thousands of people are dying in Iraq and they don't confiscate Iraq!"
Yoyo laughed, even if his facts may not be entirely accurate.
Though this conversation lead to the decision that Yoyo will devote an entire room of her house some day to being a giant ball pit. Like, epic ball pit room. It will be called the ball room, 'cept there won't be dancing, really. :D
This conversation also led to a discussion about how all you can kill someone in a ball pit using nothing but the items normally found in a ball pit.
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My future house is having a trampoline room. Roof, floor, walls, door, trampolined. Basically once you start bouncing it won't stop till you bounce into oblivion. Can't wait.
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okay i was playing my game and i started to sing.
Me: Fish'n bugs, fish and bugs, everybody loves fish'n bugs! haha! its so catchy!
little bro(boy): your so catchy.
and an other time....
little boy: you know, if you were my sister id give you a hug.
me: i am your sister.
little boy: oh, ummm....
Me: Fish'n bugs, fish and bugs, everybody loves fish'n bugs! haha! its so catchy!
little bro(boy): your so catchy.
and an other time....
little boy: you know, if you were my sister id give you a hug.
me: i am your sister.
little boy: oh, ummm....
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mhm! hes dumb sometimes but that just makes it funner! xD
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Wow
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yep! im just waiting for something so funny i might pee myself one day >:3
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Yay! Pee! 8D
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...
Anyway, on Scrubs last night:
Janitor - I need you to test my drinks. I think Frank is trying to poison me.
*Carla takes a sip and falls forward head first*
Janitor - Myah! I knew it. I was right. Not good. I'd hate to be the one to tell black doctor about this. Not a job that I would want, no, not at all he'll be very upset.
*Carla looks up and goes boo*
Janitor - Ah! Zombie.
Anyway, on Scrubs last night:
Janitor - I need you to test my drinks. I think Frank is trying to poison me.
*Carla takes a sip and falls forward head first*
Janitor - Myah! I knew it. I was right. Not good. I'd hate to be the one to tell black doctor about this. Not a job that I would want, no, not at all he'll be very upset.
*Carla looks up and goes boo*
Janitor - Ah! Zombie.
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Claire (friend): Happy single awareness day!
me:and Chinese new years :D
C:Yeah but that dosent matter
ME: D:> *cries*
C:Thank you Timmy, I was close to having to push a little kid to make my daily quota of tears
Me:D:> You horrible child! Horrible! Horrible! Horrible! Horrible
child! Dx *old lady comes along to give me a tissue to wipe my tears*
GETTOUTA HERE! *slaps the senior and pushes her away*
C:You old lady abuser
Me:you child abuser! D:
C:I'm not a pedo no matter how much you wish
Me: lol xD Aaahhhh!!! *runs away*
C:Look EDWARD CULLEN!!! Now there's a pedo
Me: :O *runs even further* THE SHINYNESS!!! IT BURRRRNNNSSSS!!!!
C: *"accidentally" trips you* HA HA SUCK IT YOU FREAKING FAIRY
me:and Chinese new years :D
C:Yeah but that dosent matter
ME: D:> *cries*
C:Thank you Timmy, I was close to having to push a little kid to make my daily quota of tears
Me:D:> You horrible child! Horrible! Horrible! Horrible! Horrible
child! Dx *old lady comes along to give me a tissue to wipe my tears*
GETTOUTA HERE! *slaps the senior and pushes her away*
C:You old lady abuser
Me:you child abuser! D:
C:I'm not a pedo no matter how much you wish
Me: lol xD Aaahhhh!!! *runs away*
C:Look EDWARD CULLEN!!! Now there's a pedo
Me: :O *runs even further* THE SHINYNESS!!! IT BURRRRNNNSSSS!!!!
C: *"accidentally" trips you* HA HA SUCK IT YOU FREAKING FAIRY
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I always think, "That's funny, I should put that in here." Then forget what it was.
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-From Air Gear-
Agito: IKKI! *throws a jacket at Ikki* I thought we could both use a change of clothes.
Ikki: :D But I thought you made a bitchin' bride!
Agito: Oh f- you!
Agito: IKKI! *throws a jacket at Ikki* I thought we could both use a change of clothes.
Ikki: :D But I thought you made a bitchin' bride!
Agito: Oh f- you!
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quater wrote:...
Anyway, on Scrubs last night:
Janitor - I need you to test my drinks. I think Frank is trying to poison me.
*Carla takes a sip and falls forward head first*
Janitor - Myah! I knew it. I was right. Not good. I'd hate to be the one to tell black doctor about this. Not a job that I would want, no, not at all he'll be very upset.
*Carla looks up and goes boo*
Janitor - Ah! Zombie.
Haha, I love that xD
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CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:quater wrote:...
Anyway, on Scrubs last night:
Janitor - I need you to test my drinks. I think Frank is trying to poison me.
*Carla takes a sip and falls forward head first*
Janitor - Myah! I knew it. I was right. Not good. I'd hate to be the one to tell black doctor about this. Not a job that I would want, no, not at all he'll be very upset.
*Carla looks up and goes boo*
Janitor - Ah! Zombie.
Haha, I love that xD
It was such a goofy scene. Love Janitor.
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quater wrote:I always think, "That's funny, I should put that in here." Then forget what it was.
I do that all the time. D: