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'Funny Things That People Say'
Toshii- Citizen
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wow xD
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mrssabakunogaara wrote:My little sister's friend took her necklace and decided to give it back to her.(Dave is her friend)
Dave:"Here you go, From the bottom of my heart."
little sister:"Why the bottom?"
I don't know I thought it was funny.^^;;
That is funny!
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quater wrote:mrssabakunogaara wrote:My little sister's friend took her necklace and decided to give it back to her.(Dave is her friend)
Dave:"Here you go, From the bottom of my heart."
little sister:"Why the bottom?"
I don't know I thought it was funny.^^;;
That is funny!
You have to wonder why we always give people things from the bottom of our hearts.... I mean, the stuff on the bottom is usually the stuff we don't access much. It's either squished 'cause of all the stuff on top or it's all dusty and stuff from not being used. D:
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Grandpa: Not dead much.
Me: Wha?
Grandpa: Not dead much!
Me: .... ._.
Grandpa: T-H-A-
Me: T
Grandpa: *in chinese* of course!
Me: that
Grandpa: -walks off mumbling- not dead much.
Me: Wha?
Grandpa: Not dead much!
Me: .... ._.
Grandpa: T-H-A-
Me: T
Grandpa: *in chinese* of course!
Me: that
Grandpa: -walks off mumbling- not dead much.
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- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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^ haha. I can relate xD
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Azarni_Rin wrote:Grandpa: Not dead much.
Me: Wha?
Grandpa: Not dead much!
Me: .... ._.
Grandpa: T-H-A-
Me: T
Grandpa: *in chinese* of course!
Me: that
Grandpa: -walks off mumbling- not dead much.
Oh! Q gets it! He was saying not that much! Oh! Okay! ^_^ Funny!
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^ I can't~ :D
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^ Me either!~ o_O
Don't know how we got on the topic......
Don't know how we got on the topic......
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- A: I think boys should think of a...."less crude" way of referring to sex.
Me: Knock yourself out.
A: Hmm....Hotdog hider?
Me:....What?
A: You know...Hotdog hider. Like, I'm talking about sex and I say, "I hid my hotdog in so and so yesterday."
Me:............
A: No?
Me: No.
A: Okay....Let's see...Infiltrate?
Me:...Let me guess, "I infiltrated that girl yesterday?"
A: Well when you say it like that....
Me: Try again.
A:...."I drunk that faucet yesterday?"
Me: *sigh* Why faucet?
A: YOU know why I chose faucet.
Me: I don't like it.
A: Why? It's perfectly sensitive to the female eye.
Me: No. It's not about the words you use, it's about the way you use them and how you say it.
A: I like faucet!
Me: I don't!
A: Fine then. How about I say this? "I wanna get all up in that pelvic."
Me: You're so romantic.
A: PELVIC THRASH!
:D It was weird but the way he said it was too funny~ lmao.
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Me: How do you spell leprecaun? (sp?)
Mom: -spells it- -gets it wrong- I've never had to spell that in my life! I swear! I don't know how to spell it...
Me: Well you're part Irish!
Mom: ... That was retarded. xD xD
Me: Oh god xD;
I still don't know how to spell leprecaun.
Mom: -spells it- -gets it wrong- I've never had to spell that in my life! I swear! I don't know how to spell it...
Me: Well you're part Irish!
Mom: ... That was retarded. xD xD
Me: Oh god xD;
I still don't know how to spell leprecaun.
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^ Leprechaun :D
But it's funny when parents can't spell things. ^_^
But it's funny when parents can't spell things. ^_^
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Wrong season for Leprechauns anyway.
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Nice PQ~
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I was trying to say I was as short as a leprechaun >__>; I should have said elf, that would have been easier xDquater wrote:Wrong season for Leprechauns anyway.
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Elves are short? Tell that to Frodo!
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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No school tomorrow, and I texted people, but Chunga doesn't text, so I called her.
Dei: NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!
Chunga: Yeah, I know.
Dei: How? D:
Chunga: I got the phonecall from the school like two minutes ago.
Dei: Damn...
. . . . *silence* . . . .
Chunga: I love meat.
Dei: haha, and you also love pie.
Chunga: I love pie, but I love meat more. I love steak. And pork. And beef. And fucking chicken. I love meatballs.
Dei: NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!
Chunga: Yeah, I know.
Dei: How? D:
Chunga: I got the phonecall from the school like two minutes ago.
Dei: Damn...
. . . . *silence* . . . .
Chunga: I love meat.
Dei: haha, and you also love pie.
Chunga: I love pie, but I love meat more. I love steak. And pork. And beef. And fucking chicken. I love meatballs.
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LUFFY! You're friends with LUFFY!
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Isn't he a hobbit though?quater wrote:Elves are short? Tell that to Frodo!
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xD
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D: You understand French?
A: No, but Google does! :D
A: No, but Google does! :D
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quater wrote:Elves are short? Tell that to Frodo!
Generally, elves are considered shorter than humans. They aren't as short as drawfs (or hobbits) a lot of the time, but they aren't exactly tall.
*goes off to nerd elsewhere*
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Oh! What do you know. Like Christmas and rice Crispy elves.
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I thought hobbits were smaller than elves...
But Frodo isn't all hobbit is he? -doesn't watch LOTR-
But Frodo isn't all hobbit is he? -doesn't watch LOTR-
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-In the car-
Baylee (3 year old cousin): Mama! Guess what?
AM: What?
Baylee: If you want to find a mom, dad, baby, sister, or brother all you have to do is go to January.com!
Me: :O Where do we have to go to Baylee?
Baylee: January.com!
AM: Well, what if I want to go to March.com..?
Baylee: NO! Its January.com!
Me: Where do I go if I want a sister Baylee?
Baylee: JANUARY.COM!
Baylee (3 year old cousin): Mama! Guess what?
AM: What?
Baylee: If you want to find a mom, dad, baby, sister, or brother all you have to do is go to January.com!
Me: :O Where do we have to go to Baylee?
Baylee: January.com!
AM: Well, what if I want to go to March.com..?
Baylee: NO! Its January.com!
Me: Where do I go if I want a sister Baylee?
Baylee: JANUARY.COM!
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PeinQAkatsuki wrote:I thought hobbits were smaller than elves...
But Frodo isn't all hobbit is he? -doesn't watch LOTR-
Last I checked Frodo was all hobbit, but elfs are definitely taller than hobbits.
Unless you look at the elves from stories like the shoe maker or Christmas elves. (Or the Rice Crispies elves.)
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Oh.Yoyo wrote:PeinQAkatsuki wrote:I thought hobbits were smaller than elves...
But Frodo isn't all hobbit is he? -doesn't watch LOTR-
Last I checked Frodo was all hobbit, but elfs are definitely taller than hobbits.
Unless you look at the elves from stories like the shoe maker or Christmas elves. (Or the Rice Crispies elves.)
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