Rock Lee: -to Neji-..Is that a unibrow in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
&&
Me: I just got done taking an IQ quiz online
My friend: really? how'd you do?
Me: it says my IQ is 148
My friend: huh...*sniffs air*...Ugh! What's that smell?!
Me:...i kinda burned cereal...
My friend:...
*sad thing is, that actually happened*