by D-Dei Sun Dec 20 2009, 00:57
SAT Class (by the way, Alex is bigger and weighs more than David)
Michelle (teacher): Okay, we'll play the elimination game. I'll give you an word, and you must supply me with the right preposition.
**three people lose***
Michelle: Okay, I want you guys to lie on the ground on your stomach.
Three people: *does so* (Elissa, Alex, and Cinthyia (sp?))
Michelle: No, i want you guys to move closer, like a pack of sardines.
Eric: I bet Alex is happy. He's finally surrounded by girls for once.
Michelle: Okay, the next people who get it wrong have to stack on top of these three.
David: NO!
Michelle: Okay, David. For being rude, you have to go on top of them.
David: *hesitates*
Michelle: You have three seconds to comply. If you don't, why don't you switch spots with Alex? You can be on the floor and he'll be on your legs.
Cinthyia: Oh hell no. David, I never knew I would ever say this, but... GET ON TOP OF ME.
Not what someone said, but what happened
Alex: *talking nonstop*
Michelle(teacher): Alex, shut up.
Alex: *continues talking*
Michelle: Okay, lie down on your back, and put a paper over your face.
Alex: *does so*
Michelle: David, sit on his face.
David: *about to sit*
Alex: *gets up* HELL NO. D:
Michelle: Alex, lie back down. *throws two big SAT books on his face* There, David, now you can sit.