by Why is it that when children come up in a topic, and I say "I don't want any" (EVER), someone always has to say "you will some day"??
Why do I have to want kids?? Why does anybody have to want kids??
Come to think of it - why do people actually want to reproduce?? I can, maybe, see the mens side of things, seeing how they don't actually have to do much of the work (besides that whole insemination part - which they don't seem to mind), but I just do not see what is pleasant about 9 months of misery??
Swollen ankles, odd food cravings, morning sickness, horrid mood swings. This thing grows in your stomach, stealing all your nutrients, making you look fat. Why not just purposefully get a tapeworm??
Babies smell bad. Dirty diapers are disgusting. Toddlers get into everything. And dear god, do they cost a lot.
I have asked a few people why they wanted kids. I have gotten answers like "to make my family whole", "to have something to nurture and watch grow" and such like that. But, the thing of it is, if you want to watch something grow - plant a tree. It will definitely outlive you, too. I'm, unsure about the "make my family whole" thing. What is it that makes a family incomplete??
I dunno, maybe it's just me. I'm fine with my dog. ^^
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Why, to experience the "miracle of birth" of course.
I'm with you. I don't want kids at all.
I'm fine with animals as well.
I'm with you. I don't want kids at all.
I'm fine with animals as well.
Wow, you sound cynical.
Its a good thing your parents didn't have that view, SSS. Or you wouldn't exist.
Its a good thing your parents didn't have that view, SSS. Or you wouldn't exist.
I'm glad they didn't D: SSS is too awesome to not exist.
Miracle of birth. *shudders* Birth is unpretty. Thanks KKQ
Cynical?? That's not what I was going for ^^
Cynical?? That's not what I was going for ^^
SickSelfishSycho wrote:Miracle of birth. *shudders* Birth is unpretty. Thanks KKQ
Cynical?? That's not what I was going for ^^
Well, it seemed cynical.
"Why even reproduce! Its painful! Kids suck! Blah!"
^_^;; That's how I read it.
Well it is one of the most painful things most women will experience, apparently.
SickSelfishSycho wrote:Well it is one of the most painful things most women will experience, apparently.
I've heard women who say its way painful, and women who say its not that bad. But you get a kid out of it!
I've heard a lot of women say that Kidney stones were worse. =/ And they are a lot worse for us guys ._. And we don't even get a kid out of it. So, I am really not looking forward to kidney stones. *Its semi-related!*
Me too, actually. But I think that also depends on if you get the epidural and all that crap?? A kid. Oh boy. Just what I've always wanted. If I can just make one appear without all that pregnancy/birth bull, and they appeared at the age of 17, I would consider it ^^
Kidney stones. Bleh. I've never talked to a chick who had them, but I know a guy who has. Ouch.
Kidney stones. Bleh. I've never talked to a chick who had them, but I know a guy who has. Ouch.
SickSelfishSycho wrote:Me too, actually. But I think that also depends on if you get the epidural and all that crap?? A kid. Oh boy. Just what I've always wanted. If I can just make one appear without all that pregnancy/birth bull, and they appeared at the age of 17, I would consider it ^^
Kidney stones. Bleh. I've never talked to a chick who had them, but I know a guy who has. Ouch.
Yep! Pain in that area does not seem fun. =/
I would want a kid. ^_^ Yes mam. I can teach him to adore me.
See? And its worse for us, KKQ! The opening is so much smaller and longer!!!!!!!! 
But I'm sorry you had them ^_^:;;
I do, SSS. I do. I figured, let em know what's coming early.
But I'm sorry you had them ^_^:;;
I do, SSS. I do. I figured, let em know what's coming early.
lol ive been told that i lack patience for kids, and in the same sentence after suggesting a puppy, my sister withdrew that idea and said a stuffed animal would be best. 
shes right though i dont want kids if i did i would have them by now.
shes right though i dont want kids if i did i would have them by now.
At least if you get pregnant you can boss your boyfriend/husband/etc around? :D
hmm.. its all up to how you want your life to be SSS (: of the pregnantcy is horrible, but imagine how wonderful it is when those 9 months have passed. (: about all of the stuff you said, i cant agree. i want kids as soon as im done with school, i cant wait. *laughs little* i love them to death :P
Maybe it's longer xPquater wrote:See? And its worse for us, KKQ! The opening is so much smaller and longer!!!!!!!!
But I'm sorry you had them ^_^:;;
I do, SSS. I do. I figured, let em know what's coming early.
But ouch. For that one fact alone, I applaud being a female.
It's not so much that I absolutely don't want kids........I just don't want to get married :D
KarateKeyaQ wrote:Maybe it's longer xPquater wrote:See? And its worse for us, KKQ! The opening is so much smaller and longer!!!!!!!!
But I'm sorry you had them ^_^:;;
I do, SSS. I do. I figured, let em know what's coming early.
But ouch. For that one fact alone, I applaud being a female.
It's not so much that I absolutely don't want kids........I just don't want to get married :D
No, its definitely smaller. Go look up anything on anything and you'll know that. The area itself may be big but the opening is always quite small! Its meant for liquid not stones!
She said it may be longer. Nothing about urethra size ^^
SickSelfishSycho wrote:She said it may be longer. Nothing about urethra size ^^
Oh oh oho!
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
I get it. Sorry. Mispoke! Mispoke!
I facepalmed reading all of Q's posts.
But anyway.
I want kids. ^_^ And it's not painful for all women. My mom told me that when I was born, I just kind of came out. She didn't break a sweat or ruin her makeup.
(My brother's a different story, but he got a little stuck...)
But yeah, I adore kids. :DD
But anyway.
I want kids. ^_^ And it's not painful for all women. My mom told me that when I was born, I just kind of came out. She didn't break a sweat or ruin her makeup.
(My brother's a different story, but he got a little stuck...)
But yeah, I adore kids. :DD
There's a way to embarrass your kid brother in front of his girlfriend
Either way, it hurts.quater wrote:KarateKeyaQ wrote:Maybe it's longer xPquater wrote:See? And its worse for us, KKQ! The opening is so much smaller and longer!!!!!!!!
But I'm sorry you had them ^_^:;;
I do, SSS. I do. I figured, let em know what's coming early.
But ouch. For that one fact alone, I applaud being a female.
It's not so much that I absolutely don't want kids........I just don't want to get married :D
No, its definitely smaller. Go look up anything on anything and you'll know that. The area itself may be big but the opening is always quite small! Its meant for liquid not stones!
quater wrote:KarateKeyaQ wrote:Maybe it's longer xPquater wrote:See? And its worse for us, KKQ! The opening is so much smaller and longer!!!!!!!!
But I'm sorry you had them ^_^:;;
I do, SSS. I do. I figured, let em know what's coming early.
But ouch. For that one fact alone, I applaud being a female.
It's not so much that I absolutely don't want kids........I just don't want to get married :D
No, its definitely smaller. Go look up anything on anything and you'll know that. The area itself may be big but the opening is always quite small! Its meant for liquid not stones!
*nods* definitely smaller.
in general, i don't like kids. but hey, i don't mind having one. well, the fact that so many women are reproducing, it must mean something wonderful to them, huh?
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