by I just found a VERY old book by Dr. Suess.
Green eggs and ham!
How old is that?!
"I do not want green eggs and ham. I do not want them, Sam I am."
Who names their offspring Sam I am?
Who eats green eggs and ham!?
I found it a bit disturbing that I liked this as a younger child.
It's still the BOMB though.
Dr. Suess pwns.
Only he could make a rhyme about green eggs.
That cat with the top hat was pretty creepy though...
(Fine, I admit it; I only wrote this to use that emote)
