The Leaders.

SCHOOL IN 2 FCKING DAYS.
Oh man, I'm so not ready.
I gotta find my Calc stuff, yo.
And finish my chem.
And finish these damned Journals and essay.

And instead of doing my work, what do I do?
I go and get my hair cut.
By a noobface.
Who decides that my request for JUST A TRIM is irrelevant.
So now I'm stuck with a retarded bowl haircut.
It's a damn good thing I'm polite, or I would've dropkicked her on the spot.

My loving friends see this as hilarious.
[[exampleo1:facebook]]
(Death) Foozah Kim is now bald. Sorry, Annie.
- Justin: Monks are cool too.
- Dustin: avatar the last airbender
Thanks, guys. You really boosted my self-esteem.

[[exampleo2:AIM]]
pt1.avecHikage.
I'm mourning my beautiful hair, then --
Hikage: pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew! :3
Gee. Thanks, Hikage.

pt2.avecChunga.
Chunga: okay
Chunga: wait
Chunga: ur bald?
spedical: Not literally...
Chunga: holy fuck what'd you do now
Chunga: lmao
Chunga: I think asian guys might have longer hair than yours
They do. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
The point is, thanks for your SYMPATHY. Yeesh.

Okay. Hour of self-pity over.

Now I will look on the bright side.
Pros of a bad haircut:
1. You don't look like a girl at all. Dudes will not even bother to acknowledge your existence.
2. It's short as hell. Better for tkd.
3. ...I'll come up with it later.

And like CL says in The Leaders, I'm bitter and hatin'.
I need to step my game up to major league shit.
It's just hair, right? It'll grow back.

SO HA. I was optimistic just now. WHAT.

Yeah yeah yeah. Zinsser time.
You would think that a world-renowned writer would just chill at home covered with his money.
But no. He needs to write a book literally titled "On Writing Well."
What a douche (or dooshay, as I like to say).