'Funny Things That People Say'

by **PeinQAkatsuki** Thu Jun 04 2009, 00:31

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Post by PeinQAkatsuki Thu Jun 04 2009, 00:31

S: See, -B-, if you'd look up you'd see how many people care about you!
Me: yeah! See there's one, two, three, four, five-
S: Whoo! I'm five!
Me: -six, seven, eight, nine... wait.... Oh I forgot myself. One, two, three, four, five -points at different person-
S: YOU A-HOLE I'M FIVE!
Me: o.o;;
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Gio: -walks over with my iPod-
Me: See? Even -Gio- cares about you!
Gio: -facial expression- WTF? -walks away-

by **Always-Abby** Thu Jun 04 2009, 17:10

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Post by Always-Abby Thu Jun 04 2009, 17:10

Matt (brother's friend): -is wearing a cape and holds corner out to me- Here, touch this.
Me: o_O? What?
Matt: Touch it!
Me: -reaches for it, he pulls it away-
Matt: You can't touch it, the cape's too cool for you. :D

-less than 20 seconds later-

Matt: -trips over gate- God, I keep tripping over this thing!
Me: It's cause the gate's too cool for you :D
Matt: No, that's my joke! D:

by **PeinQAkatsuki** Fri Jun 05 2009, 00:50

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Post by PeinQAkatsuki Fri Jun 05 2009, 00:50

Keiichi: So I gather you think Satako's kind of cute-
Kid #1: Uhh....
Keiichi: DON'T LIE TO ME!! -angervein-
Keiichi: And you've got the hots for Rika-
Kid #2: -blushes-
Keiichi: STOP BLUSHING!!!!! -angervein x2-
~*~
Anthony: -insults random kid-
Me: Jeez you're nice.
Anthony: I feel so appreciated :D I'm nice, can't you tell?
Me: Psssh that's what you think!
Anthony: I MADE YOU START SAYING THAT! :D See, I am nice!
Me: That's what you- oh shut up...

by **Lil Kit Kat** Fri Jun 05 2009, 16:33

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Fri Jun 05 2009, 16:33

At my cousin's graduation ceremony:

Me: O_o;; Woah look at the bishop's outfit...He has a cape! :D
Mom: *leans over and whispers into my ear* He's a super hero! :DDD
Me:

by **Yoyo** Fri Jun 05 2009, 16:38

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Post by Yoyo Fri Jun 05 2009, 16:38

British tour guide: Oh, look at the kiddie widdies going to school!

(Non-British people -- Imagine an older guy saying that with a British accent...
British people -- I dunno. It was hilarious to me. xD )

by **CLAIRVOYANTdisease** Sat Jun 06 2009, 13:53

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Post by CLAIRVOYANTdisease Sat Jun 06 2009, 13:53

Lol xD

by **Always-Abby** Sat Jun 06 2009, 22:25

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Post by Always-Abby Sat Jun 06 2009, 22:25

George Lopez (not exactly the lines :P)

George: Carmen, you'll always have one friend.
Carmen: ..Thanks Dad.
George: Pff, not me! There will be some other person that'll be your friend out there. If I end up being your only friend, you fail.

by **quater** Sun Jun 07 2009, 01:08

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Post by quater Sun Jun 07 2009, 01:08

Luffy: Hey Zoro, lets play tag!
Usopp: Wait, I want in!
Zoro: What are you guys, two? I need to take my pre breakfast nap.

What the heck is a pre breakfast nap?

by **Always-Abby** Sun Jun 07 2009, 08:52

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Post by Always-Abby Sun Jun 07 2009, 08:52

(From Ouran manga)
*In case you don't follow, the host club is re-enacting Alive in Wonderland (not part of the main plot, just a fun story :P). Since Haruhi (the main and only girl character in the club) is too 'uncurious' to be Alice, Kaoru and Hikaru ended up being Alice (Alice A and Alice B). However, when they needed to get through the small door, they made Tamaki, Alice C, go. Really, Tamaki is only Alice because the fans wanted to see him in a dress, haha.
Robelia is the Host Club's enemy, so they hate each other (especially Tamaki)*

Okay, long description thing over ^_^

-Tamaki (Alice C) walks into Robelia Flower Garden-

Daisy: My my, look at this!! With her zero attractiveness, she will be ignored in any flower garden. Right Rose Nee-san, Silverbell Nee-san.
Silverbell: Daisy, that's a little too much. She'll look even more pathetic if you say it so bluntly.
Rose: This is the Robelia Flower Garden, a garden of allure where only the most fragrant of girls may be permitted to enter...Dear shabby flower, what breed are you?
Tamaki: I...I'm not a flower! My name is Alice! I'M A MAN!!
Rose, Daisy, and Silverbell: A MAN?! Shocked

Meh, it just seemed funny :3 I don't know so much about just looking at the text.

by **Banouin** Sun Jun 07 2009, 11:03

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Post by Banouin Sun Jun 07 2009, 11:03

Always-Abby wrote:George Lopez (not exactly the lines :P)

George: Carmen, you'll always have one friend.
Carmen: ..Thanks Dad.
George: Pff, not me! There will be some other person that'll be your friend out there. If I end up being your only friend, you fail.

:O

by **Always-Abby** Sun Jun 07 2009, 19:30

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Post by Always-Abby Sun Jun 07 2009, 19:30

Banouin wrote:

Always-Abby wrote:George Lopez (not exactly the lines :P)

George: Carmen, you'll always have one friend.
Carmen: ..Thanks Dad.
George: Pff, not me! There will be some other person that'll be your friend out there. If I end up being your only friend, you fail.

:O

O:

by **amaterasu** Sun Jun 07 2009, 19:35

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Post by amaterasu Sun Jun 07 2009, 19:35

:{O

Mustache man!

by **theBOSS.** Mon Jun 08 2009, 20:49

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Post by theBOSS. Mon Jun 08 2009, 20:49

(While I'm eating breakfast)
Mom: -sits in chair across mine- Do you smoke?
Me: -chokes- Huh? Wha? What gave you that idea?
Mom: I don't know. I just had a dream that I caught you smoking at school.
Me: ...Mom.
Mom: And you had a boyfriend you didn't tell me about.
Me: ...Mom. -__-;
Mom: And you were doing... stuff with him.
Me: Mom! >__> You're going to make me late for the bus at this rate.
Mom: You don't do that, right?
Me: Uh, no.
Mom: You don't have a boyfriend, right?
Me: Mom. -__-;
Mom: ...Okay.
Me: ...I think I'll bring home some random dude with mad tattoos and piercings. (She hates those kinds of people.)
Mom: ...Funny.
Me: Okay, okay. I'll bring home someone from a nerd school. Yeesh.
Mom: ...So are you SURE...?

by **D-Dei** Mon Jun 08 2009, 20:54

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Post by D-Dei Mon Jun 08 2009, 20:54

AJUMMA!
YOU SHOULD BE AWARE THAT YOUR DAUGHTER, FOOZ, IS CURRENTLY IN LOVE WITH CHEESE!
AND OF THIS CONVERSATION!

Me: Hay une gato en mis pantalones (I have no fcking idea if that's spelled half right). Il y a un chat dans mon pantalon [Translation: There is a cat in my pants]
Death: il y a un fromage dans mon pantalon [Translation: There is a cheese in my pants.]

:D

by **theBOSS.** Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:01

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Post by theBOSS. Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:01

Love is a bit too extreme word, isn't it? O//O
Why would I be in love with a conversation? o__o;
Haha. Annie was pretty cranky, and I thought that would make her day.

(At tkd)
Me: -to Swan- How was prom?
Swan: It was crazy. I was sick. And they were like, having sex on the dance floor.
Me: ...So, bad?
Swan: Seriously, this girl in our grade was grinding with some random senior! -imitates...yeah-
John: -passing by- ...O__o;
Me: Er, hi? :D
John: ...Here I am, doing my poomsae and I see you guys doing some... -does some retarded moonwalk-
Swan: ...O_O;... Keep practicing, John

by **MissQoolKat** Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:15

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Post by MissQoolKat Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:15

aware of Dei's conversation, Deathieee. xDD

Deathiee a un fromage dans son pantalon. Happy

Deathiee aimeeeeee fromage beaucoup? :D

*from Step Brothers*
Dale: Did you touch my drumset?
Brennan: Nope.
Dale: Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan: I was watching cops.

-

Dale: What are you doing?!?
Brennan: I'm burying you.
Dale: [crying] I'm alive, Brennan, I'm alive!
Brennan: You're waking the neighbors! Shut up!

-

Interviewer: Who's this gentleman sitting behind you?
Dale: [peeks from behind Brennan] Hello Miss Lady!
Interviewer: You can't...
Brennan: Shu... shut your mouth.
Interviewer: You shouldn't tell the person who is interviewing you to shut their mouth.
Brennan: You're sounding stupid now.
Interviewer: I'm sorry, what did you just say?
Brennan: You're just coming off stupid.
Interviewer: Please leave this office.
Brennan: Do we get any sort of souvenir?
Interviewer: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!

by **D-Dei** Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:15

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Post by D-Dei Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:15

no, she should be aware of the conversation.

Excuses excuses.

by **MissQoolKat** Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:17

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Post by MissQoolKat Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:17

O__O; that's what i said...

by **D-Dei** Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:19

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Post by D-Dei Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:19

I posted late o___o;

by **theBOSS.** Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:19

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Post by theBOSS. Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:19

Never watched step brothers. D:

No, I'm pretty sure my pants won't fit two people. Not even my sweats.
Oui, oui, foozah aime fromage. Yeesh, what a peoples pleaser I am.

Yeah, Hikage, I changed my mind. I'm going to prom.
Apparently they have good food there.

by **MissQoolKat** Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:21

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Post by MissQoolKat Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:21

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHOAHOEHOEHOEHOE.
STOP THE TAPE.

Deathieeeeee's goin to prommm? :DDDDD
In a dreyyyyss? :3
PICTURES.

by **D-Dei** Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:21

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Post by D-Dei Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:21

NOO! What about your anti-prom party at your house? D:

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Post by theBOSS. Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:23

Nooo, in two years. xDD
NOT in a dress.
Annie's going to be wearing the dress. I'll wear a tux or something. xPP

Hows about... prom, then antiprom? :D
Two free food places! :D

by **D-Dei** Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:25

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Post by D-Dei Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:25

Ooh. Yum :3

(Psst. I'll go over to her house, get her into a dress and take pictures *winkwink*)

ORRR
(you can come over and help :D)

by **MissQoolKat** Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:27

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Post by MissQoolKat Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:27

*totally approves of Dei's plan* ;D

I ish pooooor. D: nuh money foh twavel. D:

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