Dude on commercial: I wanted to get you something special for your birthday.
Lady on commercial: Gnonerria! (or whatever the hell that STD is)
Anthony: Oooh... that's harsh :D
Always-Abby wrote:On the phone with Ashley.
Me: *answers phone* Hello?
Ashley: Is Abby there?!
Me: o_O I'm right here.
Ashley: Oh hey! *voices in background* Go suck your cock! (probably said that to her brother or her friend)
Me: o__o Er...what?
Ashley: Oh, haha, nothing! My guy friend's over.
Me: Oh.
Ashley: Put Jake on the phone!
Me: Why?
Ashley: I wanna flirt with him! And I'm really bored!
Me: ...No. -__-;
Ashley: Aw! Come on!
Me: I will hang up on you. No.
Ashley: If you hang up on me I swear I'll bite you!--
Me: *hangs up*