'Funny Things That People Say'

by **Always-Abby** Thu Apr 23 2009, 16:31

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Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'

Post by Always-Abby Thu Apr 23 2009, 16:31

Vicky was matching people up randomly and asking what their babies would look like.

Vicky: You aaand...Connor! :D
Me: ...Okay. I feel a little bit of acid coming up my throat, and I think it just might be my partly digested lunch. >_>
Vicky: xDDDD

by **Titaniumxvx** Thu Apr 23 2009, 21:26

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Post by Titaniumxvx Thu Apr 23 2009, 21:26

House Parasitic Invadera: Let's use your house for secret headquarters. Muajahahaha

Me: Why? I order you Papa Johns, let you walk here and let you crash my backyard, swim in the pool, jack my floating device, try to use the barbeque and epily fail, and take over the study, break my computer, and petend to pwn at as many video games as you like though you are as annoying as nails and I'm having my doubts if I actually like you.....

Awkward silence

Big Awkward silence

Gigantic Awkward Silence

Me: Ok, I'll do it.

by **KarateKeyaQ** Thu Apr 23 2009, 21:44

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Thu Apr 23 2009, 21:44

Oh hey, I wanna try some Papa Johns :D

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Tasty!

by **Titaniumxvx** Thu Apr 23 2009, 21:47

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Post by Titaniumxvx Thu Apr 23 2009, 21:47

KarateKeyaQ wrote:Oh hey, I wanna try some Papa Johns :D

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Expecially the four cheese pizza.

Deliciouso!

by **theBOSS.** Fri Apr 24 2009, 16:23

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Post by theBOSS. Fri Apr 24 2009, 16:23

(Taekwondo)
Annie: -kicking with Chunga- Man, it's hot in here.
Me: Yeah. -sparring with Sam-
Annie: ... -pulls her pants down- (She had shorts underneath)
Chunga: HOLY SH-What are you doing?!
Sam and I: O___O; What the...?
Annie: What? -takes pants, goes to the bathroom-
Master Chung: -staring at Annie- o__o;; What's she doing?
Me: Annie-ing. xD

by **D-Dei** Fri Apr 24 2009, 16:28

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Post by D-Dei Fri Apr 24 2009, 16:28

o______o oh that's what happened.

wow.

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Post by PeinQAkatsuki Fri Apr 24 2009, 20:00

-I don't remember if I posted this or not, it was a long time ago o.o-

Last year life science -we were talking about osmosis or something-:

Mrs K (yeah both of my science teachers in my middle school career have last names that start with K): So, if I put a bottle of perfume here, who's going to smell it first?
Shay: Boys.
-silence-
Class: LOL!
Mrs K: Ha ha, not exactly Shay. I meant the first row.
Shay: But...it's the truth! That's what perfume is made for!
~*~
Me: -dancing-
Jacobi: -watching with a weird look on his face-
Me: -laughs- -whispers to Sabrina- Jacobi has a funny look on his face!
Sabrina: lol
Jacobi: -walks off-

by **quater** Fri Apr 24 2009, 20:01

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Post by quater Fri Apr 24 2009, 20:01

Always-Abby wrote:Vicky was matching people up randomly and asking what their babies would look like.

Vicky: You aaand...Connor! :D
Me: ...Okay. I feel a little bit of acid coming up my throat, and I think it just might be my partly digested lunch. >_>
Vicky: xDDDD

*Jump clobbers* Nooooooo!

by **D-Dei** Fri Apr 24 2009, 21:10

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Post by D-Dei Fri Apr 24 2009, 21:10

Mimiko: OMG -Dei-
Mimiko: did i ever tell you about what happened with J.C. last year in physics project??
Me: no?
Me: story time!
Mimiko: lol ok xD
Mimiko: it was so funny
Mimiko: ok so he was talking to max and not paying attention to physics (obviously) and mr. zav was already not liking him so much because he switched into our project kinda late (he wanted to be in the same class as max and their friends)
Mimiko: so then Mr. Zavorotniy was like "john"
Mimiko: And John was talking so he didn't notice mr.z talked to him
Mimiko: so he kept going and takling
Mimiko: and Mr. Z was like JOHN again
Mimiko: and some of his friends shook him and pointed at mr. zav
Mimiko: and then mr. z was like "what did you get for #(whatever problem we were doing)?"
Mimiko: and john's like uhhh...
Mimiko: so then mr. z gave him this look and said, "john. I like fish. And I go to a korean store in little ferry to buy my fish. i can go there and put up a big sign with your picture on it and write 'THIS STUDENT IGNORES PHYSICS' and everyone will know"
Mimiko: then he was like "and i have korean students in my physics c class who can translate for me and write it in korean, so that the whole korean community will know, and your parents will never be able to show their faces again!!"
Mimiko: and we were just craaaacking up
Mimiko: he is so creative i gotta give you that xD

by **Always-Abby** Sat Apr 25 2009, 17:13

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Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'

Post by Always-Abby Sat Apr 25 2009, 17:13

IncompleteAbyss (4:53:12 PM): >_>

banouin16 (4:53:19 PM): What?

IncompleteAbyss (4:53:50 PM): Boo on you.

banouin16 (4:54:08 PM): Boobs? :O

banouin16 (4:54:14 PM): Oh..wait.

banouin16 (4:54:16 PM): I so seen boobs.

IncompleteAbyss (4:54:18 PM): YOU WOULD.

banouin16 (4:54:25 PM): JERKFACE!

IncompleteAbyss (4:54:29 PM): BUTTHEAD!

banouin16 (4:54:36 PM): *Kicks* TAKE THAT!

IncompleteAbyss (4:54:50 PM): -hits- YOU TAKE THAT!

banouin16 (4:55:03 PM): I AM THE LAW!

IncompleteAbyss (4:55:23 PM): NO YOU ARE NOT.

banouin16 (4:55:38 PM): HOW DO YOU KNOW!? I COULD BE!

IncompleteAbyss (4:55:53 PM): I doubt that.

IncompleteAbyss (4:56:00 PM): B3

banouin16 (4:56:12 PM): B3...Is that the room with the cookies?

IncompleteAbyss (4:56:20 PM): ...Maybeh.

banouin16 (4:56:31 PM): >_> I want cookies..

IncompleteAbyss (4:56:40 PM): >_> You're not getting any.

banouin16 (4:56:52 PM): <_< Sex or cookies?

IncompleteAbyss (4:57:01 PM): >____>

banouin16 (4:57:06 PM): A3 is the sex room! RIGHT!?

banouin16 (4:57:08 PM): *Runs off*

IncompleteAbyss (4:57:19 PM): That's the gay sex room.

banouin16 (4:57:41 PM): *Stops* ...Oh. You want to stay away. *CoughQCough*

IncompleteAbyss (4:58:07 PM): Huh? I totally didn't understand that o_o

banouin16 (4:58:26 PM): Good Abby. Good.

IncompleteAbyss (4:58:44 PM): Are you saying I just want to have sex with Q? >__>

banouin16 (4:59:02 PM): I was making a "Q is gay" Joke.

IncompleteAbyss (4:59:03 PM): Or that you want to have sex with him and I can't watch?

IncompleteAbyss (4:59:11 PM): Ohhh.

IncompleteAbyss (4:59:21 PM): He's nearly homophobic, I swear o_o

IncompleteAbyss (4:59:24 PM): Brb.

banouin16 (4:59:48 PM): Opps. Ok

IncompleteAbyss (5:01:08 PM): Back.

banouin16 (5:01:44 PM): And I know Q is homophobic..so am I. But that makes it even more fun to joke about it!

IncompleteAbyss (5:01:55 PM): xP

IncompleteAbyss (5:02:02 PM): He claims he isn't.

banouin16 (5:02:24 PM): Oh. He is..I think anyway. I don't know. We do joke about Guy love a lot..

IncompleteAbyss (5:02:41 PM): xDD

banouin16 (5:03:08 PM):

banouin16 (5:03:14 PM): The face should get big to

IncompleteAbyss (5:03:21 PM): Haha.

banouin16 (5:03:23 PM): That way its like "AHHHHHHH SNOW MEN!!"

IncompleteAbyss (5:03:24 PM): *Fail*

IncompleteAbyss (5:03:26 PM):

banouin16 (5:03:37 PM): NO FAIL!

banouin16 (5:03:41 PM): YOU FAIL

IncompleteAbyss (5:03:41 PM): Lots of fail.

IncompleteAbyss (5:03:46 PM): >_>

banouin16 (5:03:48 PM): ^_^

IncompleteAbyss (5:03:56 PM): Ugh, brb again >_>

banouin16 (5:04:00 PM): Rotfl. ok

IncompleteAbyss (5:07:20 PM): Back. But not for long.

banouin16 (5:07:25 PM): D:

IncompleteAbyss (5:07:27 PM): Moohaha >:3

banouin16 (5:07:36 PM): Moo? Abby is a cow?

IncompleteAbyss (5:07:40 PM): Duhr.

banouin16 (5:07:42 PM): :O

IncompleteAbyss (5:07:46 PM): >:3

banouin16 (5:08:03 PM): People kill and eat cows. Mhm

IncompleteAbyss (5:08:12 PM): Not meee.

IncompleteAbyss (5:08:19 PM): I'm an immortal cow.

banouin16 (5:08:44 PM): :O Be a ninja cow and fight the monkeys for me?

IncompleteAbyss (5:08:51 PM): Of course!

IncompleteAbyss (5:08:55 PM): ...After the mall.

IncompleteAbyss (5:08:57 PM): ^_^

banouin16 (5:09:03 PM): Rotfl. Yay.

IncompleteAbyss (5:09:11 PM): Haha

by **quater** Sat Apr 25 2009, 22:16

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Post by quater Sat Apr 25 2009, 22:16

I gave flowers to a guy today. I won them in a competition so I went up to my friend Cody and got down on knee and jokingly passed them to him.

Darn my homophobia ^_~

That gay joke was just bad, Bano. I didn't get it either.

Why does everyone say I am gay and hompobic, too Xp Weirdoes. Can't be both.

by **dark_Raptor** Sat Apr 25 2009, 22:38

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Post by dark_Raptor Sat Apr 25 2009, 22:38

'Funny Things That People Say' - Page 22 FFR_UPSdelivers

by **quater** Mon Apr 27 2009, 22:36

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Post by quater Mon Apr 27 2009, 22:36

Randy: Keep my bachelor party clean. I don't like to have my car started unless I am driving it somewhere, you know George?
Angie: Aw, that's so sweet that he likes a clean party
George: That means I must make it as vile and dirty as possible
*Angie glares*
No worries! You are the only one that starts my car. Except sometimes I start it when you are out of town to make sure it still runs.

by **D-Dei** Mon Apr 27 2009, 22:51

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Post by D-Dei Mon Apr 27 2009, 22:51

Okay, they're at thiss English Town and they have to have a good converstion with this guy who checks your passport and asks you questiosn, which you have to answer in English

Guy: (English) Do you have any communicable diseases?
Woman #1: (korean) *turns to friend* What's he saying?
Woman #2: (Korean) I don't know. If you don't understand what they say, just answer 'yap'!
Woman #1: (English)*turns to guy* Yup!
Guy: (English) ... I see.......... Have you been in any acts of terrorism?
Woman #1: (English) *blinks* ..... Yap. (:

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Post by ukyo Mon Apr 27 2009, 22:52

quater wrote:I gave flowers to a guy today. I won them in a competition so I went up to my friend Cody and got down on knee and jokingly passed them to him.

Darn my homophobia ^_~

That gay joke was just bad, Bano. I didn't get it either.

Why does everyone say I am gay and hompobic, too Xp Weirdoes. Can't be both.

Actually you could be both, I'm not saying you are though. =P
Some Homophobic people are that way, because they really are afraid to show there true self so they reject it and hate others that are open to being gay.
But once again not saying you are either of them. ^^;

by **quater** Mon Apr 27 2009, 23:01

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Post by quater Mon Apr 27 2009, 23:01

I know some do that. But I'd have to hate homos, and I don't.

by **ukyo** Mon Apr 27 2009, 23:10

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Post by ukyo Mon Apr 27 2009, 23:10

quater wrote:I know some do that. But I'd have to hate homos, and I don't.

*points to the not saying you are parts of the sentences* =P

Dad: Quick come here!!!
Me: What? *Thinking he fell and needed help*
Dad: There's a giant roach by your foot. STFU N00B!

Me: *Looks down* I don't see it *lifts up foot slowly*

Dad: NO!! by your other foot Quick get it.
Me: *Looks at other foot seeing the roach* *freezes in place staring at it...* Oh No!

Mom: whats going on?
Me: *looks at mom* QUICK YOU GOT SHOES KILL IT!!!! KILL IT!!!!!!!!!! Damsel

Me: *Runs screaming down the hall locking self in room* Scared

by **quater** Tue Apr 28 2009, 19:48

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Post by quater Tue Apr 28 2009, 19:48

I know why you said that.

Video I had to watch for school:
Girl: I am going into labor. Oh no.
Guy: Oh, okay. Let's go to the hospital.
Girl: Yeah, we need to go.
Guy: I'll go get my pajamas. See ya.

by **amaterasu** Tue Apr 28 2009, 20:09

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Post by amaterasu Tue Apr 28 2009, 20:09

wow, weird piorities that guy has got there

by **quater** Tue Apr 28 2009, 20:11

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Post by quater Tue Apr 28 2009, 20:11

The weirdest thing was that it was a remake of a play.

by **amaterasu** Tue Apr 28 2009, 20:26

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Post by amaterasu Tue Apr 28 2009, 20:26

remake?

really, I wonder what the original was like

by **quater** Tue Apr 28 2009, 20:26

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Post by quater Tue Apr 28 2009, 20:26

It was weird and full or rape.

by **Banouin** Tue Apr 28 2009, 20:28

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Post by Banouin Tue Apr 28 2009, 20:28

. . .

by **amaterasu** Tue Apr 28 2009, 20:29

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Post by amaterasu Tue Apr 28 2009, 20:29

quater wrote:It was weird and full or rape.

ah, sounds like a bad time, well in my opinion

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Tue Apr 28 2009, 20:56

Me: >_>;; *is trying to pickpocket Zach* Dammit!
Zach: O___O;; Why are you trying to pickpocket me?
Me: Ish broke. I need money. D:
Zach: Ha, wrong pocket. :P *pats his other pocket*
Mom: Kelsea, just remember I want half of what you pickpocket from Zach, okay? :3
Zach and I:

Me: *still laughing* Okay?

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