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'Funny Things That People Say'
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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- Post n°251
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
lol coffee prince! *points to your what's up tab*
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- Post n°252
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Anthony: ...Stupid.
Me: Very mature, calling Sterling 'poopie'
Anthony:...wtf I called him stupid, stupid.
Me: Oh... thought you said poopie...
~*~
Me: -reciting Say Anything's Wow I Can Get Sexual, Too- I called her on the phone and she touched herself, she touched herself...
Brennan: -walks up- O__O -walks away-
Me: Very mature, calling Sterling 'poopie'
Anthony:...wtf I called him stupid, stupid.
Me: Oh... thought you said poopie...
~*~
Me: -reciting Say Anything's Wow I Can Get Sexual, Too- I called her on the phone and she touched herself, she touched herself...
Brennan: -walks up- O__O -walks away-
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- Post n°253
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Me: *takes Matt's phone*
Matt: Hey, no your going to turn it off again :(
Me: Naw, I will just put it in Tess's water bottle
matt: Noo! *patheticaly lunges at me*
Tess: *takes water bottle away* I am not letting you touch my water again
Matt: Hey, no your going to turn it off again :(
Me: Naw, I will just put it in Tess's water bottle
matt: Noo! *patheticaly lunges at me*
Tess: *takes water bottle away* I am not letting you touch my water again
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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- Post n°254
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Death and i are texting each other while watching the korean baseball game against japan.
Me (11:13): Lol.... i see a hr (homerun) coming somewhere >_>
At 11:20 - *guy hits homerun*
Me: LMAO i told you there was going to be a hr!!!
Death (11:21): LOLOLOLOL I LOVE YOU MAN. I LOVE SHINSOO CHOO.
-
RI: holy f its 12?
Me: 12?
RI: o clock
Me: what's 12?
Me: FUCK
Me: *sees yu darvish on tv* yuuuuuuuuu
Me: I SEE YUUUU!!! OWO
RI: ?
RI: lol whn u typed fuck and then yuuuu it kinda felt a bit offensive.
Me: LMAO
Me: not you
Me: YUUUU
-
Commercial
Guy: *waiting for elevator*
*Door opens* - There's this mascot dressed as a devil
Guy: *gets in* Are you going up?
Mascot: *shakes his head no*
Guy: .... *gets out*
Me (11:13): Lol.... i see a hr (homerun) coming somewhere >_>
At 11:20 - *guy hits homerun*
Me: LMAO i told you there was going to be a hr!!!
Death (11:21): LOLOLOLOL I LOVE YOU MAN. I LOVE SHINSOO CHOO.
-
RI: holy f its 12?
Me: 12?
RI: o clock
Me: what's 12?
Me: FUCK
Me: *sees yu darvish on tv* yuuuuuuuuu
Me: I SEE YUUUU!!! OWO
RI: ?
RI: lol whn u typed fuck and then yuuuu it kinda felt a bit offensive.
Me: LMAO
Me: not you
Me: YUUUU
-
Commercial
Guy: *waiting for elevator*
*Door opens* - There's this mascot dressed as a devil
Guy: *gets in* Are you going up?
Mascot: *shakes his head no*
Guy: .... *gets out*
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- Post n°255
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
*Chorus*
-Sarah flings something at Theo and Tyrell with a rubber band-
Mrs. S: Sarah. I'm going to write you up. Do you know that that is a weapon? -pointing at rubber band-
Sarah: D: But--
Mrs. S: What did you fling at them?
Sarah: Nothing!
Mrs. S: Tyrell, Theo?
Tyrell: I didn't even know there was anything o_O
Theo: Me neither o_O
Mrs. S: Well, check the floor. -sits back down at piano- Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. What were you thinking?
Katchina: (silently to Mrs. S) -whispers- That you're a bitch?
Me, Tyrell, and Theo: xDDD
-Sarah flings something at Theo and Tyrell with a rubber band-
Mrs. S: Sarah. I'm going to write you up. Do you know that that is a weapon? -pointing at rubber band-
Sarah: D: But--
Mrs. S: What did you fling at them?
Sarah: Nothing!
Mrs. S: Tyrell, Theo?
Tyrell: I didn't even know there was anything o_O
Theo: Me neither o_O
Mrs. S: Well, check the floor. -sits back down at piano- Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. What were you thinking?
Katchina: (silently to Mrs. S) -whispers- That you're a bitch?
Me, Tyrell, and Theo: xDDD
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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- Post n°256
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
My sister and her friend are playing cat's cradle.. and they're chanting this while playing.. for some reason:
Sister: Hot potato, Hot potato, Hot potato, Hot potato...
Herfriend: Hot potato, Hot potato, Hot potato, Hot potato, Hepititis.
Sister: Hot potato, Hot potato, Hot potato, Hot potato...
Herfriend: Hot potato, Hot potato, Hot potato, Hot potato, Hepititis.
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- Post n°257
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Tshhhhhhhhhh. xDDeikun wrote:My sister and her friend are playing cat's cradle.. and they're chanting this while playing.. for some reason:
Sister: Hot potato, Hot potato, Hot potato, Hot potato...
Herfriend: Hot potato, Hot potato, Hot potato, Hot potato, Hepititis.
PeinQAkatsuki- Citizen
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- Post n°258
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Mr J: I forgot what it was called when you can flip a number around and have it be the same... anyone know?
T: 69.
T: 69.
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- Post n°259
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Zach: Haha...I have still have to cash in 500 dollars. >_>
Me: STFU...
Zach: Ha! I have more money than you!
Me: Well, if you have so much money, then maybe you could treat me to Regency. ;D *is joking*
Zach: Sure! :D *totally serious*
Me: I was kidding...? >_>
Zach: Awwe! D:
Me: STFU...
Zach: Ha! I have more money than you!
Me: Well, if you have so much money, then maybe you could treat me to Regency. ;D *is joking*
Zach: Sure! :D *totally serious*
Me: I was kidding...? >_>
Zach: Awwe! D:
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Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
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- Post n°261
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Haha, love Ted.
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- Post n°262
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
*Just watched Scrubs*
It goes something like this.
Turk: So how would you propose?
JD: Well, first of all you buy a bunch of flowers and spread them on the bed-
Turk: Because it makes the room smell so nice.
JD: Yes. So very nice.
Carla: *walks in* What are you guys talking about?
Turk: Uh..Uh Guy stuff!
JD: Yeah, bitches and ho's.
*6th hour*
Ms.P: Yeah another genetic disease: Hemophilia. "Hemo" means "Blood" and "philia" means "love."
Ishmeal: Oh shit, they vampires?
Frankie: I want to be a Vampire. Like Edaward off of Twilight without the gay white skin and weird looking face.
Me: So you just want his powers?
Frankie: That and more.
Ms. P: Well...no, they aren't Vampires. Hemophilia is the disease that prevents your blood from clotting. Alot of people who have it, suffer from loss of too blood which kills them. They can't stop the flow.
Justin: Okay so Mrs. Purdue?
Ms. P: Yes?
Justin: I can can say "I make sweet philia to my wife yesterday."?
It goes something like this.
Turk: So how would you propose?
JD: Well, first of all you buy a bunch of flowers and spread them on the bed-
Turk: Because it makes the room smell so nice.
JD: Yes. So very nice.
Carla: *walks in* What are you guys talking about?
Turk: Uh..Uh Guy stuff!
JD: Yeah, bitches and ho's.
*6th hour*
Ms.P: Yeah another genetic disease: Hemophilia. "Hemo" means "Blood" and "philia" means "love."
Ishmeal: Oh shit, they vampires?
Frankie: I want to be a Vampire. Like Edaward off of Twilight without the gay white skin and weird looking face.
Me: So you just want his powers?
Frankie: That and more.
Ms. P: Well...no, they aren't Vampires. Hemophilia is the disease that prevents your blood from clotting. Alot of people who have it, suffer from loss of too blood which kills them. They can't stop the flow.
Justin: Okay so Mrs. Purdue?
Ms. P: Yes?
Justin: I can can say "I make sweet philia to my wife yesterday."?
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- Post n°263
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Today when I was driving with my friend matt
*we stop in a parking spot*
*the trunk jiggles*
Matt. What was that?
Me. I don't know
Matt. No, your supposed to say we just stole a baby when you weren't looking
*I walk around then act all surprised and put my hand on the shield*
Me. look, Narnia's in my trunk!
*we stop in a parking spot*
*the trunk jiggles*
Matt. What was that?
Me. I don't know
Matt. No, your supposed to say we just stole a baby when you weren't looking
*I walk around then act all surprised and put my hand on the shield*
Me. look, Narnia's in my trunk!
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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- Post n°264
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Haha, the party yesterday was hectic!
This is mostly of what happened, not what people said.
We arrived at pantha's house and started eating, and there were three other people coming later. So we decided to "ambush" them. We were on the top floor with stairs leading to the room. I had tthis party spray thing, and the others had like weapons like a bbgun toy, a wooden ax thing, and other stuff.
Everyone: -silence-
SoonMi: If it's this quiet, they'll suspect something.
*people start talking a bit*
Me: *holding the spray* >_> *goes down the stairs to listen if they're coming* Hey, hey, they're coming *goes up the stair and hides next to the staircase.*
Everyone: -silence- *hears Chunga coming up first*
Me: *starts spraying them, and they start screaming*
Chunga *Falls and lands on the stair she wass standing on* JOI%J#*UI JT@)#URIP AE)TR(J#OIRU )WR)*U #@U%I()*U)($@%*)(!#@*%)(#% *cursing*
Everyone upstairs and pantha: *laughing*
Chunga: *curses* I HAD EGGS IN MY POCKET TO GIVE TO -pantha- AND NOW THEY"RE ALL BROKEN INSIDE MY PANTS POCKET! *goes to bathroom*
Me and death: *follows*
Chunga: DAMNIT -Death-
Me: But I wass the one who sprayed you o__o;;
Chunga: I'm not giong to do anything to you >_> DAMNIT.
Me: Were the eggs raw or boiled...
Chunga: They were half boiled
-
After we went bowling after the incident (and Chunga changed her pants), we came back to Pantha's house to eat cake and watch a movie and stuff.
Death and Annie: *whispering about how they forgot to put cake on Pantha's nose*
Me: *overheard that and if they werent going to do it, maybe i would; goes over to Juscha and whispering* Justin... Keep egg (nickname for pantha) busy while I do something.. *pulls pantha over* Hey!
Pantha: ?
Me: >_> Justin wants to say something to you..
Justin: I do?
Me: *takes a bit of cake on a spoon and makes Pantha turn around* :D *puts cake on her nose and goes back to my seat*
Annie: *goes over to pantha* EGG! Take off your glasses!
Pantha: ...? *takes off glasses and hands to Annie*
Annie: *takes glasses, takes a handful of cake in one hand and smears it all over pantha's face* haha
Pantha: O___o *in shock*
Annie: *goe to bathroom to wash her hand.. after handing Pantha her glasses back*
Me: *gets off my seat* o___o.....
Pantha: >D *takes a handful of cake* ANNIE~
Annie: ?
Pantha: I have a surprise for you~
Annie: ??
Me: -__-;; *pushes annie toward Pantha*
Pantha: *cakes annie's face*
Pantha's Dad: *trying to take pictures* (lol)
Me: *runs to hide behind aarti* xD
Annie: *pissed off and cursing* FJ*(QW#ERHOI#RIO *#)(% *takes cake and throws it at death*
Death: *good reflexes so she doges most of it, .. except the pieces of cake that got on the back of her shirt and sweater* Annie, You're dead on Wednesday (the sparring day)
**Pantha went downstairs to wash the cake out, Annie ended up trying to wash her hair and face in the bathroom sink**
This is mostly of what happened, not what people said.
We arrived at pantha's house and started eating, and there were three other people coming later. So we decided to "ambush" them. We were on the top floor with stairs leading to the room. I had tthis party spray thing, and the others had like weapons like a bbgun toy, a wooden ax thing, and other stuff.
Everyone: -silence-
SoonMi: If it's this quiet, they'll suspect something.
*people start talking a bit*
Me: *holding the spray* >_> *goes down the stairs to listen if they're coming* Hey, hey, they're coming *goes up the stair and hides next to the staircase.*
Everyone: -silence- *hears Chunga coming up first*
Me: *starts spraying them, and they start screaming*
Chunga *Falls and lands on the stair she wass standing on* JOI%J#*UI JT@)#URIP AE)TR(J#OIRU )WR)*U #@U%I()*U)($@%*)(!#@*%)(#% *cursing*
Everyone upstairs and pantha: *laughing*
Chunga: *curses* I HAD EGGS IN MY POCKET TO GIVE TO -pantha- AND NOW THEY"RE ALL BROKEN INSIDE MY PANTS POCKET! *goes to bathroom*
Me and death: *follows*
Chunga: DAMNIT -Death-
Me: But I wass the one who sprayed you o__o;;
Chunga: I'm not giong to do anything to you >_> DAMNIT.
Me: Were the eggs raw or boiled...
Chunga: They were half boiled
-
After we went bowling after the incident (and Chunga changed her pants), we came back to Pantha's house to eat cake and watch a movie and stuff.
Death and Annie: *whispering about how they forgot to put cake on Pantha's nose*
Me: *overheard that and if they werent going to do it, maybe i would; goes over to Juscha and whispering* Justin... Keep egg (nickname for pantha) busy while I do something.. *pulls pantha over* Hey!
Pantha: ?
Me: >_> Justin wants to say something to you..
Justin: I do?
Me: *takes a bit of cake on a spoon and makes Pantha turn around* :D *puts cake on her nose and goes back to my seat*
Annie: *goes over to pantha* EGG! Take off your glasses!
Pantha: ...? *takes off glasses and hands to Annie*
Annie: *takes glasses, takes a handful of cake in one hand and smears it all over pantha's face* haha
Pantha: O___o *in shock*
Annie: *goe to bathroom to wash her hand.. after handing Pantha her glasses back*
Me: *gets off my seat* o___o.....
Pantha: >D *takes a handful of cake* ANNIE~
Annie: ?
Pantha: I have a surprise for you~
Annie: ??
Me: -__-;; *pushes annie toward Pantha*
Pantha: *cakes annie's face*
Pantha's Dad: *trying to take pictures* (lol)
Me: *runs to hide behind aarti* xD
Annie: *pissed off and cursing* FJ*(QW#ERHOI#RIO *#)(% *takes cake and throws it at death*
Death: *good reflexes so she doges most of it, .. except the pieces of cake that got on the back of her shirt and sweater* Annie, You're dead on Wednesday (the sparring day)
**Pantha went downstairs to wash the cake out, Annie ended up trying to wash her hair and face in the bathroom sink**
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- Post n°265
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
I still have to wash that shirt.Deikun wrote:Haha, the party yesterday was hectic!
This is mostly of what happened, not what people said.
We arrived at pantha's house and started eating, and there were three other people coming later. So we decided to "ambush" them. We were on the top floor with stairs leading to the room. I had tthis party spray thing, and the others had like weapons like a bbgun toy, a wooden ax thing, and other stuff.
Everyone: -silence-
SoonMi: If it's this quiet, they'll suspect something.
*people start talking a bit*
Me: *holding the spray* >_> *goes down the stairs to listen if they're coming* Hey, hey, they're coming *goes up the stair and hides next to the staircase.*
Everyone: -silence- *hears Chunga coming up first*
Me: *starts spraying them, and they start screaming*
Chunga *Falls and lands on the stair she wass standing on* JOI%J#*UI JT@)#URIP AE)TR(J#OIRU )WR)*U #@U%I()*U)($@%*)(!#@*%)(#% *cursing*
Everyone upstairs and pantha: *laughing*
Chunga: *curses* I HAD EGGS IN MY POCKET TO GIVE TO -pantha- AND NOW THEY"RE ALL BROKEN INSIDE MY PANTS POCKET! *goes to bathroom*
Me and death: *follows*
Chunga: DAMNIT -Death-
Me: But I wass the one who sprayed you o__o;;
Chunga: I'm not giong to do anything to you >_> DAMNIT.
Me: Were the eggs raw or boiled...
Chunga: They were half boiled
-
After we went bowling after the incident (and Chunga changed her pants), we came back to Pantha's house to eat cake and watch a movie and stuff.
Death and Annie: *whispering about how they forgot to put cake on Pantha's nose*
Me: *overheard that and if they werent going to do it, maybe i would; goes over to Juscha and whispering* Justin... Keep egg (nickname for pantha) busy while I do something.. *pulls pantha over* Hey!
Pantha: ?
Me: >_> Justin wants to say something to you..
Justin: I do?
Me: *takes a bit of cake on a spoon and makes Pantha turn around* :D *puts cake on her nose and goes back to my seat*
Annie: *goes over to pantha* EGG! Take off your glasses!
Pantha: ...? *takes off glasses and hands to Annie*
Annie: *takes glasses, takes a handful of cake in one hand and smears it all over pantha's face* haha
Pantha: O___o *in shock*
Annie: *goe to bathroom to wash her hand.. after handing Pantha her glasses back*
Me: *gets off my seat* o___o.....
Pantha: >D *takes a handful of cake* ANNIE~
Annie: ?
Pantha: I have a surprise for you~
Annie: ??
Me: -__-;; *pushes annie toward Pantha*
Pantha: *cakes annie's face*
Pantha's Dad: *trying to take pictures* (lol)
Me: *runs to hide behind aarti* xD
Annie: *pissed off and cursing* FJ*(QW#ERHOI#RIO *#)(% *takes cake and throws it at death*
Death: *good reflexes so she doges most of it, .. except the pieces of cake that got on the back of her shirt and sweater* Annie, You're dead on Wednesday (the sparring day)
**Pantha went downstairs to wash the cake out, Annie ended up trying to wash her hair and face in the bathroom sink**
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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- Post n°266
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Dbsg's on this show, and they tell junsu to text junho (Junsu and Junho are fraternal twins)
Junsu: What should I type?
Hosts: Hyung (older brother), saranghae (I love you).
Junsu: *texts him* he should text soon.
-after like a while-
Junsu: *gets text and reads*
GuyHost: He replied?
Junsu: xD Yeah.. *laughing*
GuyHost: What did he say?
Junsu: "What are you saying all of a sudden?"
Everyone: xD
Junsu: Should I keep texting him?
GuyHost: Yeah, continue sending.
Junsu: Okay. What should i send him this time?
Hosts: What am I to you hyung?-
Junsu: Oh. *his phone's vibrating* He's even calling me
GirlHost: Then you have to pick up!
Junsu: *picks up* Yubosaeyo? (Hello?)
Junho: *says something, but we only see Junsu*
Junsu: Hyung! What am I to you? What do I mean to you?
Junho: *says something*
Junsu: *turns to hosts* For real, or for fun?
Hosts: For real.
Junsu: *on the phone* for real.
Junho: *says something*
Junsu: Mhmm. *turns to hosts* He says, "My posse."
Hosts: Ahh.
GuyHost: And for tease?
Junsu: *to Junho* And for fun?
Junho: *says something over the phone*
Junsu: ... xDDDD Crazy maniacc.
Junsu: What should I type?
Hosts: Hyung (older brother), saranghae (I love you).
Junsu: *texts him* he should text soon.
-after like a while-
Junsu: *gets text and reads*
GuyHost: He replied?
Junsu: xD Yeah.. *laughing*
GuyHost: What did he say?
Junsu: "What are you saying all of a sudden?"
Everyone: xD
Junsu: Should I keep texting him?
GuyHost: Yeah, continue sending.
Junsu: Okay. What should i send him this time?
Hosts: What am I to you hyung?-
Junsu: Oh. *his phone's vibrating* He's even calling me
GirlHost: Then you have to pick up!
Junsu: *picks up* Yubosaeyo? (Hello?)
Junho: *says something, but we only see Junsu*
Junsu: Hyung! What am I to you? What do I mean to you?
Junho: *says something*
Junsu: *turns to hosts* For real, or for fun?
Hosts: For real.
Junsu: *on the phone* for real.
Junho: *says something*
Junsu: Mhmm. *turns to hosts* He says, "My posse."
Hosts: Ahh.
GuyHost: And for tease?
Junsu: *to Junho* And for fun?
Junho: *says something over the phone*
Junsu: ... xDDDD Crazy maniacc.
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- Post n°267
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
AIM + LoverMeng = good stuff. She's the only person that would not tell me that suicide isn't the answer.
spedical: When getting into a relationship, you must realize that:
spedical: 1. All guys are creepers.
spedical: 2. It will most likely end in breakup.
Meng: LOOL
Meng: everything ends?
spedical: mhm
Meng: So why not somewhat enjoy yourself kimmy?
Meng: ur gonna die soon im not even kidding
Meng: u will need rehab
Meng: in the future
Meng: since u dont trust ezly
Meng: if u do give a heart to someone unconsiously
spedical: Not trusting people is a good quality in this age and time.
Meng: ur gonna seriously go crazy
Meng: and start doing drugs
Meng: after breakups
spedical: I don't think I'm a drug type of person.
spedical: too expensive
spedical: Maybe a suicide person?
Meng: ohh
Meng: yeah
Meng: so no rehab
Meng: lol tats good
Meng: save money for food
spedical: When getting into a relationship, you must realize that:
spedical: 1. All guys are creepers.
spedical: 2. It will most likely end in breakup.
Meng: LOOL
Meng: everything ends?
spedical: mhm
Meng: So why not somewhat enjoy yourself kimmy?
Meng: ur gonna die soon im not even kidding
Meng: u will need rehab
Meng: in the future
Meng: since u dont trust ezly
Meng: if u do give a heart to someone unconsiously
spedical: Not trusting people is a good quality in this age and time.
Meng: ur gonna seriously go crazy
Meng: and start doing drugs
Meng: after breakups
spedical: I don't think I'm a drug type of person.
spedical: too expensive
spedical: Maybe a suicide person?
Meng: ohh
Meng: yeah
Meng: so no rehab
Meng: lol tats good
Meng: save money for food
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Age : 29
What's up Tab : Homie Purp && Homie Blue: Ghetto since 2009
PeinQ & ThiCup: Non-photogenic buddies~ :D
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- Post n°268
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Me: -pulls feet out from under Anthony's seat where the book-basket thing is-
Anthony: Oh my goodness gracious THAT FELT WEIRD!
Me: ROFL
Anthony: T.T Vibrated under mah butt.... T.T
~*~
Gabby: I have been raising my hand for FIVE MINUTES HERE!
Me: Ooo there's a ninja tutor thing (it's on this math site)
Gabby: I want the ninja!
Me: I call the ninja!
Gabby: No I call it!
~*~Later~*~
Me: Dude... the ninja sounds weird...
Gabby: yeah he does...
Me: you can have him...
Gabby: I don't think I want him to be honest...
Anthony: Oh my goodness gracious THAT FELT WEIRD!
Me: ROFL
Anthony: T.T Vibrated under mah butt.... T.T
~*~
Gabby: I have been raising my hand for FIVE MINUTES HERE!
Me: Ooo there's a ninja tutor thing (it's on this math site)
Gabby: I want the ninja!
Me: I call the ninja!
Gabby: No I call it!
~*~Later~*~
Me: Dude... the ninja sounds weird...
Gabby: yeah he does...
Me: you can have him...
Gabby: I don't think I want him to be honest...
Temari- Citizen
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What's up Tab : Living is a buffet and dying is the dessert. :3
I don't do drugs! I do doughnuts!~
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- Post n°269
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
livi: guess what my friend's new favorite word is.
me: what?
livi: Choco moo!!!
me: whats that?
livi: chocolate milk.
me:
me: what?
livi: Choco moo!!!
me: whats that?
livi: chocolate milk.
me:
Angelic Harmony- Citizen
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Age : 32
What's up Tab : I love Oreo's <3
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- Post n°270
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
PeinQAkatsuki wrote:Me: -pulls feet out from under Anthony's seat where the book-basket thing is-
Anthony: Oh my goodness gracious THAT FELT WEIRD!
Me: ROFL
Anthony: T.T Vibrated under mah butt.... T.T
~*~
Gabby: I have been raising my hand for FIVE MINUTES HERE!
Me: Ooo there's a ninja tutor thing (it's on this math site)
Gabby: I want the ninja!
Me: I call the ninja!
Gabby: No I call it!
~*~Later~*~
Me: Dude... the ninja sounds weird...
Gabby: yeah he does...
Me: you can have him...
Gabby: I don't think I want him to be honest...
Rofl.
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- Post n°271
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
At my party:
*we were buring shit to make a fire in the middle of the road*
Jacob: *throws more papers in*
Me: *sees a pic of me in the fire* O_o You guys burned me!
Zach: *stares at the fire* WTF!? Nu! *grabs the pic out of the fire and pockets it* >_> Mine....
Me: O________o Wow, Zach...
Jacob: Stalkerish much, dude.
Zach: Yus...>_>
Jake: Whoops. >_> We tried to burn Kelsea.
Me: >_> You guys are mean.
*we were buring shit to make a fire in the middle of the road*
Jacob: *throws more papers in*
Me: *sees a pic of me in the fire* O_o You guys burned me!
Zach: *stares at the fire* WTF!? Nu! *grabs the pic out of the fire and pockets it* >_> Mine....
Me: O________o Wow, Zach...
Jacob: Stalkerish much, dude.
Zach: Yus...>_>
Jake: Whoops. >_> We tried to burn Kelsea.
Me: >_> You guys are mean.
AkiQ- Citizen
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- Post n°272
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Just now.
Katei: You should go to Wrap Tour
Me; if I have money
Katie:Get a job
Me: Maybe, if I feel like it. Unless someone wants to pay for me.
Katie: Psycial labor
Me: That went dirty through me head.
katie: Ah Jayme!
Katei: You should go to Wrap Tour
Me; if I have money
Katie:Get a job
Me: Maybe, if I feel like it. Unless someone wants to pay for me.
Katie: Psycial labor
Me: That went dirty through me head.
katie: Ah Jayme!
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- Post n°273
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Me: Jo; blahblahblah
Dan: Not me...cause I'm not a guy :D
.Dan. says:
I feel cool when I am beating you at minesweeper
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
And everyone else is just thinking 'Damn, Dan smells' >D
.Dan. says:
just coz I smell nice
.Dan. says:
no need to get jealous
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
Oh yeah, I'm jealous you can afford to shower more than once a month
.Dan. says:
well
.Dan. says:
if you don't buy the xbox
.Dan. says:
you can shower more
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
Yeah, but with the xbox I'll be indoors every day so no one will need to smell me!
.Dan. says:
I like your thinking
.Dan. says:
btw
.Dan. says:
wtf is :3?
.Dan. says:
have you got boobs on your face?
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
ITS A CATFACE!
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
It's cute!
.Dan. says:
yeah but
.Dan. says:
it just looks like eyes then boobs
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
No!
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME!
.Dan. says:
ok
.Dan. says:
no it doesn't
.Dan. says:
STUPID DAN!
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
YES!
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
*hits Dan*
.Dan. says:
are you on a sugar rush or something? aha
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
*looks down at coke* ...NO
.Dan. is inviting you to start sending webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
.Dan. says:
I thought you were banned from coke.
Dan: Not me...cause I'm not a guy :D
.Dan. says:
I feel cool when I am beating you at minesweeper
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
And everyone else is just thinking 'Damn, Dan smells' >D
.Dan. says:
just coz I smell nice
.Dan. says:
no need to get jealous
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
Oh yeah, I'm jealous you can afford to shower more than once a month
.Dan. says:
well
.Dan. says:
if you don't buy the xbox
.Dan. says:
you can shower more
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
Yeah, but with the xbox I'll be indoors every day so no one will need to smell me!
.Dan. says:
I like your thinking
.Dan. says:
btw
.Dan. says:
wtf is :3?
.Dan. says:
have you got boobs on your face?
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
ITS A CATFACE!
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
It's cute!
.Dan. says:
yeah but
.Dan. says:
it just looks like eyes then boobs
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
No!
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME!
.Dan. says:
ok
.Dan. says:
no it doesn't
.Dan. says:
STUPID DAN!
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
YES!
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
*hits Dan*
.Dan. says:
are you on a sugar rush or something? aha
[Jo; BabyYouJustDied]™ NINJA! says:
*looks down at coke* ...NO
.Dan. is inviting you to start sending webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
.Dan. says:
I thought you were banned from coke.
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- Post n°274
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
My first conversation on omegle.com
It was a troll, sure enough :P
It was a troll, sure enough :P
- Spoiler:
- Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you a nigger?
You: ... no? ._.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good
Stranger: i dont like niggers
Stranger: i think they should burn
Stranger: just like fags
Stranger: commies
Stranger: retards
You: troll.
Stranger: and your mom
You: Yep, a troll
Stranger: ur a goblin
Stranger: honestly
You: Yes, I am, aren't I?
Stranger: what else do you use this for?
Stranger: sorry, but intelligent contacts arent found on a stranger website :p
You: Thinking is for bitches.
You: Idiocy is the new thing.
You: :3 So, what's up
Stranger: erm
Stranger: english homework
Stranger: :p
You: D; Ish this a chidlen, I be talking to?
You: Chidlen=Child
Stranger: yeah im 7
Stranger: so fucking hardcore though
You: ;O Would you like some candy?
Stranger: i role coke and shoot smack
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i enjoy all candy
You: :O Me too! Like the stuff you find on those lawns, it looks like chocolate, but it smells mighty funny D:
You: But whenever I see it, I'm like "Score!"
Stranger: :P
Stranger: i needa go
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- Post n°275
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Wtf? o__o