'Funny Things People Say'

Mom's view on Obama (we were in the car):

Mom: It's not Obama. It's O-BLAAAAAAH-ma. *makes gagging motion* O-BLAHHHHHHH-MA.

I just hope that no one else saw her xD

Rotfl, wtf?

I can picture myself driving by and seeing that

Claira: The last time we went to the doctor's, she madea wrong turn because we were busy talking about Obama. So, we were going to the doctor's again yesterday and I told her not to make a wrong turn. She said that she wouldn't, and I said it was because we weren't talking about Obama, and she...did that xD

Keya: Rotfl! xD

(JC's 25 facts note on fb.)

Me: 7. If I light just one candle...and you light just one too...
then you have two lit candles. Duh.

JC: It's a song, ******.
It talks about exponential growth lol.

AM: lol ur facts r quite odd in a cool way

Hikage: HakunaMatata

JC: What a wonderful phrase.

Hikage: HakunaMatata

JC: Ain't no passing craze.

Hikage: It means no worries for the rest of your days.

JC: It's our problem free philosophy.

Hikage: HakunaMatata

JC: ...it kind of ends there, Shin =(

KarateKeyaQ wrote:xP

*Me and Darius discussing DBZ*
D: You know what really got to me? When they turned SuperSaiyan their hair turned blond.(pause) I was like, REALLY? BLOND?...Really? Out of all the colors, blond?...REALLY? I mean...really?

xDD

Seriously

Always-Abby wrote:Mom's view on Obama (we were in the car):

Mom: It's not Obama. It's O-BLAAAAAAH-ma. *makes gagging motion* O-BLAHHHHHHH-MA.

I just hope that no one else saw her xD

Cool mom!

quater wrote:

Always-Abby wrote:Mom's view on Obama (we were in the car):

Mom: It's not Obama. It's O-BLAAAAAAH-ma. *makes gagging motion* O-BLAHHHHHHH-MA.

I just hope that no one else saw her xD

Cool mom!

Steven: Word!
Anthony: Word to the mother bird.

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*Talking about how steven got a scratch under his eye*
Me: What happened?
Anthony: OKAY OKAY! So he came into the classroom, and he jumped on me so I was like WHOOOAA! and he was like, AHHHH! and he fell and I was lke, Whoooa! and my finger scratched under his eye and he was like, AHHH! and I was like, AHHH! and he was like WHOAH! and I was like, AHH! and everyone was like... whoa.

Zach: Haha, no big words for you!
Me: Infatuation!
Zach: .___. What?
Me: >_> Nothing.

Me: Ha, Zach has a tournament tomorrow.
Zuri: Whats a tournament?
Me: A competition.
Zuri: A completion for what?
Me: A competition for-
Zuri: For dorks?
Me: No, wrestling.
Zuri: Ooh.

Spoiler:

*After kissing his girlfriend 3 times*
Kyle: I made it to third base!
Me: .... Um.
Kyle: What?
Me: >_> Do you have any idea what third base means?
Kyle: .. Noo?
Me: *Explains it to him*
Kyle: ..... O_________O I DIDN'T KNOW!
Me: So I wouldnt go around saying that. xD
Kyle: *Bangs fist on table and hides in his arms* I didn't knoooooooowww!

*Big Bang Theory*
Penny: I got a bartending shift and need to practice making cocktails
Sheldon: I'll have a diet coke
Penny: But I need to practice Cocktails
Sheldon: Fine, I'll have a virgin tiger libre
Penny: So rum with coke, without rum
Sheldon: Yes
Penny: So just coke?
Sheldon: And could you make it diet?

*Raj drunk on a date*
Raj: You have lost so much weight! That must have been difficult for you because you were so, so fat!

-forgot what Robbie was talking about-
Alex: You know what? GO BLOW YOURSELF.
Robbie: Actually, I've tried that. Not flexible enough.
Me: ... Alex... do you take 20 min a day to just write these weird comebacks down? ._.
Jake: 1. Go on rant about turtles. TWO! Go blow yourself!
Me: Well, those are hard to make a comeback too.
Jake: Pfft, there is a comeback for anything.
Me: ... asshat.
Jake ... I need to think about that one >____>

LOL!

My friend Stef has this sound on her phone that yells out 'OBAMA!'
We had fun :D

Stef: Whoa, who's over there? -points over my shoulder-
Phone: OBAMA!

Me&Stef: I was gonna clean my room, until I got--
Phone: OBAMA!

Stef: -going upstairs to answer the door- Abby!
Me: What?
Stef: Guess who went to Futon World!
Phone: OBAMA!

(She's a Nobama supporter too :P)

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Stef: Don't let Marley (her dog) lick you!
Me: o__O Why?
Stef: You don't wanna know...
Stef's mom: He's a pee-licker. :D
Me: ROFL. Marley!

[Later; Casey comes over]

Casey: AWWW. Hey Marley! :D
Marley: -licks Casey-
Casey: Aww :3 You're so cute!
Me&Stef: xDDDDDD OMG.
Casey: What? o_O
Me&Stef: Nothing. :D
Marley: -still licking Casey's face-
Me: Do you think we should tell her?
Stef: Nope.
Me: Okay. :D
Casey: -to Marley- Awww. :3

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Watching Halloween with Stef, Meghan, Casey, and Caryn:

*Mike is going after Tommy and the two other girls*
Me&Caryn: OMG TOMMY NOOO.
Stef: Shh!
Meghan: Dude, he's [Mike] hiding behind the curtains!
Stef: That cop is an idiot!
Caryn: I know!
Me: He [cop] obviously never played hide-and-go-seek as a kid!
Meghan: YOU CAN SEE A HUGE LUMP, IT'S SO OBVIOUS!
Me: STUPID COP, TURN AROUND!
*Cop is telling the teenager to unlock the door*
Meghan: Okay, she's an idiot. You NEVER unlock the door! Have you EVER seen a horror movie?!
*Teenager is about to unlock door; cop's stabbed and blood splatters on the window*
Me: LOL. LOOK AT THE BLOOD.
Stef: ...Wow Abby.
Me: What? Did you SEE how it just shoots up?
Meghan: LOL. That happened to that other guy in the crazy institution!
Me: ROFL OH YEAH IT DID.

*Arguing over who's more suited to be Batman*

D: Bitch, I'm Batman.
Q: NO, the fuck you not. Man, you not IGNORANT enough to be Batman.
D: Bet? I went to school in my PJ's in the winter and when the principal asked me why I said, "Bitch I'm Batman."
Q: Alright, alright. I ran down the street in my boxers in the winter screaming, "I'm the night."
D: Ok ok, I was riding in the car with Lamar and he told me to get out of his car so I jumped out screaming, "Bitch I'm batman."
Q: Alright well, I stole 20 dollars from the cash register at work and when my boss asked me where it'd go, I said, "I am the night," and ran into my car.
Me:........You guys are fucking idiots.
Q: Yeah but who's the BIGGER idiot?
D: I am, right Keya?
Q: Naw, I am right Keya?
Me: o_O
D:....Shit, I'm Batman.
Q: YOU NOT IGNORANT ENOUGH!

And then it just continued on like that for another 3 hours.

o______O

Clearly a different Q, Abby.

^ lawls

*On the phone, i'm sick, so my voice is croaky*
Me: Hello?
Darren: Uh, sorry. think i got the wrong number
Me: Darren! No, it's me.
Darren: Who?
Me: Laura!
Darren: Oh, you sound strange
Me: I know i'm sick
Darren: Ewww
Me: No, not being sick, i'm ill.
Darren: Oh, silly you!
Me: How am I?
Darren: you got ill! Silly girl. That's what your NOT meant to do on a weekend.
Me: Oh, how silly of me(!) Next time i'll just tell myself "Hey Laura, don't get sick it's the weekend And Darren's an idiot that thinks i did it on purpose"
Darren: Atta girl! So, you coming out tomorrow?
Me: *mutters* Retard
Darren: What?
Me: Love you!

@Laura&Keya&QandAbby: HAHA

Paul : me mums not well shes taking them shitter tabs cuz shes got constipation
Me : eee
Paul: i think i should get some of her and av a laugh, like spike someones drink give em the shits for a few hours and ill be evil and say they cant use the toilet..but who to do it too..*...yours *twitches lip* YOURS!! :
(katy pauls sister comes in to his rooom)
katy: hiyer
Paul: *screams in her face) IT WILL BE YOOOOOU !!!!!!! *Pushes her out the room and slams it shut*....
Me: ....O.0
(paul sits down and taps his leg quietly and chills out)
Paul:......*sighs*...so hows the weather *smiles*

Marie: What do you do when it doesn't feel like you've got a bra on?
Me: Wait, wut kinda bra are you wearing?
Marie: sports bra
Me: Then why doesn't it feel like you have it on?
Marie: I dunno. It just feels like I don't have one on.
My sis: So then you, stuff it?

quater wrote:Clearly a different Q, Abby.

I knew that xD You dun curse :3

Always-Abby wrote:

quater wrote:Clearly a different Q, Abby.

I knew that xD You dun curse :3

Noooooop!

quater wrote:

Always-Abby wrote:

quater wrote:Clearly a different Q, Abby.

I knew that xD You dun curse :3

Noooooop!

^___^