Penny: Whose in there (having sex)?
Sheldon: Well for sure lenard.
Angelic Harmony wrote:*Walking home from school*
Dalton: *Starts walking when the light is green for cars to turn; stopping a little away so he don't get hit*
Paul: Ooooh, Dalton's gonna get ran over!
Juan: Joo know, he's gonna go splat. *Claps hands together, almost falls off his bike*
Gio: Splat? There's gonna be white dough on the floor if he gets run over. His fat ass self. Cars gonna hit him and and all his fillings gonna spill out. Like a doughy pancake.
Me: ROFL.
Dalton: Shut up! Whoa! *Almost hit, starts walking*
5 seconds later
Me: Theres something wet on your shoe Dalton.
Paul: Who, me?
Me: i said Dalton. Jackass. T_T;
Paul: Listen bitch!
Me: *Turns around, glares* Excuse me?
Paul: Do I owe you $120 now? >_>;
Dalton: Where, Amanda?
Gio: There you fat ass doughnut! Your fillings coming out already.
Dalton: *Looks down* Damn.
HahaCLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:What me and Abby talk about when we're both sick xD
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MestUp2000Miles (16:22:54): I've already had a 5 day weekend, be nice to make it 6 :P haha.
IncompleteAbyss (16:23:29): Geez. Lucky.
MestUp2000Miles (16:23:57): You should come live in London! :P haha
IncompleteAbyss (16:24:43): I should! But I'd steal Q and take him with me :3 And Bano too while I'm at it.
MestUp2000Miles (16:24:52): :O YES!
MestUp2000Miles (16:25:05): Then you would only have to buy tickets for you and Q, cause then we could shove Bano in your suitcase :P
MestUp2000Miles (16:25:13): ...Or shove Bano and Q in your suitcase.... ;D
IncompleteAbyss (16:25:20): ROTFL.
MestUp2000Miles (16:25:46): Although, I could imagine you getting stopped, cause Bano and Q would be fighting inside the suitcase, and the airport security would be looking at it like O_______O
IncompleteAbyss (16:26:01): LOL I was just thinking that.
MestUp2000Miles (16:26:03): Q would be all "YOUR FOOT IS ON MY SIDE OF THE SUITCASE"
IncompleteAbyss (16:26:49): LOL. Then Bano would be like "WHAT?! SINCE WHEN DO WE HAVE SIDES?!"
MestUp2000Miles (16:27:15): And Q would probably irritate Bano by drinking Cherry Coke xD!
IncompleteAbyss (16:27:37): Lmao! xD
MestUp2000Miles (16:28:25): Or actually, I could probably imagine them having a really long talk about Bleach in there, and you getting bored, and "accidentally" bumping the suitcase really hard ...or letting it fall over or something xD
IncompleteAbyss (16:29:12): Lol, I'd probably tell them to shut the hell up. :P
MestUp2000Miles (16:29:36): And they'd probably both get really scared
IncompleteAbyss (16:30:03): Probably!
xDDD Wow.KarateKeyaQ wrote:WHOO. Triple post :P
Darius: Hey dude, I'm finna tell you this problem real quick and see if you can do it.
Lamar: Alright, but I'm warning you, NipTuck comes on in 10 minutes and I isolate myself from the world when that comes on.
Darius: Well damn, alright uh..Here it go, 2x+4x-5=0. I think you gotta solve for X.
Lamar:.....Obviously Darius.
Me: xDDDD
Darius: I would engage you in this Keya but we all know you wouldn't know the answer.
Me: Whatever.
Lamar: Alright well...I got radical 1 and and 1/4.
Darius:...WHAT? O_O Whoa, dude I'm pretty sure that's wrong but uh..hold on, lemme catch up.
Lamar: Naw 'cause you gotta-
Darius: Nawnaw, look I'ma tell you how you fucked up. You gotta-
Lamar: I fucking did it right dude.
Darius: NAW. NO. NO, you didn't. I'ma walk you through this-
Lamar: DAMNIT DARIUS.
Me: xDDDD *laughing while they're arguing.*
Darius: If you'll just lemme explain-
Lamar: You know what? You know what? *pauses* NipTuck is on. *hangs up*
Darius:......Damn, lost my Math buddy.
Me:....You guys are idiots.
Darius: Yeah....yeah we are.
quater wrote:Quater200: Did you know there were 2 titanics?
IncompleteAbyss: Really? I didn't see the first one...
Quater200: I meant the boats...
It made me laugh ^_^Banouin wrote:quater wrote:Quater200: Did you know there were 2 titanics?
IncompleteAbyss: Really? I didn't see the first one...
Quater200: I meant the boats...
Rotfl
Blonde moment. :Pquater wrote:Quater200: Did you know there were 2 titanics?
IncompleteAbyss: Really? I didn't see the first one...
Quater200: I meant the boats...
lolsquater wrote:It made me laugh ^_^Banouin wrote:quater wrote:Quater200: Did you know there were 2 titanics?
IncompleteAbyss: Really? I didn't see the first one...
Quater200: I meant the boats...
Rotfl
KarateKeyaQ wrote:WHOO. Triple post :P
Darius: Hey dude, I'm finna tell you this problem real quick and see if you can do it.
Lamar: Alright, but I'm warning you, NipTuck comes on in 10 minutes and I isolate myself from the world when that comes on.
Darius: Well damn, alright uh..Here it go, 2x+4x-5=0. I think you gotta solve for X.
Lamar:.....Obviously Darius.
Me: xDDDD
Darius: I would engage you in this Keya but we all know you wouldn't know the answer.
Me: Whatever.
Lamar: Alright well...I got radical 1 and and 1/4.
Darius:...WHAT? O_O Whoa, dude I'm pretty sure that's wrong but uh..hold on, lemme catch up.
Lamar: Naw 'cause you gotta-
Darius: Nawnaw, look I'ma tell you how you fucked up. You gotta-
Lamar: I fucking did it right dude.
Darius: NAW. NO. NO, you didn't. I'ma walk you through this-
Lamar: DAMNIT DARIUS.
Me: xDDDD *laughing while they're arguing.*
Darius: If you'll just lemme explain-
Lamar: You know what? You know what? *pauses* NipTuck is on. *hangs up*
Darius:......Damn, lost my Math buddy.
Me:....You guys are idiots.
Darius: Yeah....yeah we are.
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Darius: Got my new rap name, dude.
Lamar: What?
Darius: My new rap name; It's KING CHILI MUTHAFUCKER.
Me:.....................
Lamar:.......Nigga, when did you start rapping?
KarateKeyaQ wrote:Angelic Harmony wrote:*Walking home from school*
Dalton: *Starts walking when the light is green for cars to turn; stopping a little away so he don't get hit*
Paul: Ooooh, Dalton's gonna get ran over!
Juan: Joo know, he's gonna go splat. *Claps hands together, almost falls off his bike*
Gio: Splat? There's gonna be white dough on the floor if he gets run over. His fat ass self. Cars gonna hit him and and all his fillings gonna spill out. Like a doughy pancake.
Me: ROFL.
Dalton: Shut up! Whoa! *Almost hit, starts walking*
5 seconds later
Me: Theres something wet on your shoe Dalton.
Paul: Who, me?
Me: i said Dalton. Jackass. T_T;
Paul: Listen bitch!
Me: *Turns around, glares* Excuse me?
Paul: Do I owe you $120 now? >_>;
Dalton: Where, Amanda?
Gio: There you fat ass doughnut! Your fillings coming out already.
Dalton: *Looks down* Damn.
So mean~