'Funny Things People Say'

by **knssquad** Tue Jan 27 2009, 20:01

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Post by knssquad Tue Jan 27 2009, 20:01

-review game-

Mrs. D : Okay, Danielle will be score keeper.
Me: Okay :3
Dawson: Wait, why does she get to be scorekeeper?!
Mrs. D : She wears a red necklace, she will lead us. X3
Dawson: I'm wearing red shoes. -stands up and points at feet-
Sarah: Dawson, sit your butt down before I shank you.
Dawson: O_O -sits down-
~~~~
Kristina: Hey, Isom, how much would some one have to pay you to wear Danny's outfit?
Me: D: -wearing a skirt-
Isom: I'm sorry, I could not u_u
Kristina: Why not? You would look very pretty! D:
Me: Wait, you didn't say that about me >_>
Kristina: We will argue about this later... Isom?
Isom: -staring at my legs- :O
Kristina: Isom! D:<
Isom? -snaps out of it- While I would be very pretty, I still could not Leave it to me

-5 seconds pass-
Me: He's staring at my legs again, isn't he? -w-
Kristina: Yep D:

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Post by theBOSS. Tue Jan 27 2009, 20:50

Me: I should marry for the future.
Mom: Yep.
Me: Like, I wouldn't want my children to be ugly. I should marry a good-looking guy. Someone's who's tall. And has long legs so my children don't have to be cursed with the Asian shortleggedness.
Mom: I've taught you well.
Me: ...I should marry a white dude!
Mom: WHAT?!

by **quater** Tue Jan 27 2009, 20:51

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Post by quater Tue Jan 27 2009, 20:51

death-chan wrote:Me: I should marry for the future.
Mom: Yep.
Me: Like, I wouldn't want my children to be ugly. I should marry a good-looking guy. Someone's who's tall. And has long legs so my children don't have to be cursed with the Asian shortleggedness.
Mom: I've taught you well.
Me: ...I should marry a white dude!
Mom: WHAT?!

Your mom sounds racist. Well, so do you ^_^

by **Angelic Harmony** Tue Jan 27 2009, 20:51

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Post by Angelic Harmony Tue Jan 27 2009, 20:51

*Watching Naruto yesterday*

Kid (Forgot his name): I sense something fun is going to happen.
Kabuto: *Smirks* Evil Plan

Yes. Something fun is going to happen soon.
My grandmother (Who happens to read that and looking at Kabuto expression): Are you watching some cartoon about raping little kids?
Me: Yes?
Grandma: Oh. Close your eyes on the nasty parts.
Me: O_O kays?

by **quater** Tue Jan 27 2009, 20:53

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Post by quater Tue Jan 27 2009, 20:53

Aw! I miss watching Naruto on TV =/

by **theBOSS.** Tue Jan 27 2009, 20:54

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Post by theBOSS. Tue Jan 27 2009, 20:54

quater wrote:

death-chan wrote:Me: I should marry for the future.
Mom: Yep.
Me: Like, I wouldn't want my children to be ugly. I should marry a good-looking guy. Someone's who's tall. And has long legs so my children don't have to be cursed with the Asian shortleggedness.
Mom: I've taught you well.
Me: ...I should marry a white dude!
Mom: WHAT?!

Your mom sounds racist. Well, so do you ^_^

Nah. She told me I can get married to whoever I want as long as they're not Japanese.

by **Angelic Harmony** Tue Jan 27 2009, 20:56

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Post by Angelic Harmony Tue Jan 27 2009, 20:56

death-chan wrote:Me: I should marry for the future.
Mom: Yep.
Me: Like, I wouldn't want my children to be ugly. I should marry a good-looking guy. Someone's who's tall. And has long legs so my children don't have to be cursed with the Asian shortleggedness.
Mom: I've taught you well.
Me: ...I should marry a white dude!
Mom: WHAT?!

Haha. ROFL. I agree. But i'm gonna make sure to adopt a baby who will be tall. :D

by **theBOSS.** Tue Jan 27 2009, 20:57

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Post by theBOSS. Tue Jan 27 2009, 20:57

Angelic Harmony wrote:

death-chan wrote:Me: I should marry for the future.
Mom: Yep.
Me: Like, I wouldn't want my children to be ugly. I should marry a good-looking guy. Someone's who's tall. And has long legs so my children don't have to be cursed with the Asian shortleggedness.
Mom: I've taught you well.
Me: ...I should marry a white dude!
Mom: WHAT?!

Haha. ROFL. I agree. But i'm gonna make sure to adopt a baby who will be tall. :D

LAWL.
That's actually reaaaally smart o___o

by **quater** Tue Jan 27 2009, 20:59

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Post by quater Tue Jan 27 2009, 20:59

death-chan wrote:

quater wrote:

death-chan wrote:Me: I should marry for the future.
Mom: Yep.
Me: Like, I wouldn't want my children to be ugly. I should marry a good-looking guy. Someone's who's tall. And has long legs so my children don't have to be cursed with the Asian shortleggedness.
Mom: I've taught you well.
Me: ...I should marry a white dude!
Mom: WHAT?!

Your mom sounds racist. Well, so do you ^_^

Nah. She told me I can get married to whoever I want as long as they're not Japanese.

You'd still be racist under those sentiments.

by **TheFirstKnight** Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:00

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Post by TheFirstKnight Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:00

how will you know the baby will be tall?
aren't all babies the same? all baby like?

by **Angelic Harmony** Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:00

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Post by Angelic Harmony Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:00

*Yesterday Afternoon*

My sister: I wanna name my baby Isabella
Me: Izabella?
Sister: No, idiot. EE-SA-BELL-AH. Italian accent wise.
Me: Ooooh, okay.
Sister: What about you?
Me: I'm not having kids.
Sister: O_O Why not? What if your husband wants kids? D:
Me: I dont wanna get married. I dont do commitment. Besides. Why would I want a peice of paper reminding me constantly I have to stick with one guy for the rest of my life? I dont wanna take care of any guy when he's sick. Besides. Men are trouble.
Sister: What about women.
Me: Trouble.
Sister: Babies are special though. A gift from god!
Me: There is no way a baby is popping from between my god damn legs. Let a man handle that.
Sister: You dont want a baby popping out from your Va JJ?
Me: No.
Sister: That's harsh Amanda.
Me: God was harsh when he said we have to suffer when a 6 lb baby comes crying out of you.

by **quater** Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:00

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Post by quater Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:00

TheFirstKnight wrote:how will you know the baby will be tall?
aren't all babies the same? all baby like?

Genetics is supposed to be able to guess the height of children nowadays.

by **TheFirstKnight** Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:02

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Post by TheFirstKnight Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:02

OH SNAPS!
The days of GATTACA are finally coming.

by **theBOSS.** Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:03

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Post by theBOSS. Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:03

quater wrote:

death-chan wrote:

quater wrote:

death-chan wrote:Me: I should marry for the future.
Mom: Yep.
Me: Like, I wouldn't want my children to be ugly. I should marry a good-looking guy. Someone's who's tall. And has long legs so my children don't have to be cursed with the Asian shortleggedness.
Mom: I've taught you well.
Me: ...I should marry a white dude!
Mom: WHAT?!

Your mom sounds racist. Well, so do you ^_^

Nah. She told me I can get married to whoever I want as long as they're not Japanese.

You'd still be racist under those sentiments.

Haha. My grandmother's worse -_-;

by **Angelic Harmony** Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:03

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Post by Angelic Harmony Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:03

TheFirstKnight wrote:how will you know the baby will be tall?
aren't all babies the same? all baby like?

Yea. Theres actually technology where you can design what baby you want from genetics and choose whether you want a boy or girl, things like that.

by **theBOSS.** Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:04

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Post by theBOSS. Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:04

Angelic Harmony wrote:

TheFirstKnight wrote:how will you know the baby will be tall?
aren't all babies the same? all baby like?

Yea. Theres actually technology where you can design what baby you want from genetics and choose whether you want a boy or girl, things like that.

That sounds flipping expensive.

by **TheFirstKnight** Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:05

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Post by TheFirstKnight Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:05

wait if i can design a baby does that mean i can design another bruce lee?

by **quater** Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:06

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Post by quater Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:06

death-chan wrote:

quater wrote:

death-chan wrote:

quater wrote:

death-chan wrote:Me: I should marry for the future.
Mom: Yep.
Me: Like, I wouldn't want my children to be ugly. I should marry a good-looking guy. Someone's who's tall. And has long legs so my children don't have to be cursed with the Asian shortleggedness.
Mom: I've taught you well.
Me: ...I should marry a white dude!
Mom: WHAT?!

Your mom sounds racist. Well, so do you ^_^

Nah. She told me I can get married to whoever I want as long as they're not Japanese.

You'd still be racist under those sentiments.

Haha. My grandmother's worse -_-;

It's okay. I am racist against white people. Darn Caucasians!

You'd have to find a woman that would match bruce lee characteristics for you, TFK.

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Post by TheFirstKnight Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:06

well apparently i can design a baby now!

by **Angelic Harmony** Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:07

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Post by Angelic Harmony Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:07

death-chan wrote:

Angelic Harmony wrote:

TheFirstKnight wrote:how will you know the baby will be tall?
aren't all babies the same? all baby like?

Yea. Theres actually technology where you can design what baby you want from genetics and choose whether you want a boy or girl, things like that.

That sounds flipping expensive.

It is.

Granpa- Uhh, idk. I was watching in Biology last year about a couple who made sure there baby came out like some model. They wanted a baby with blonde hair, good skin, healthy. They got it.

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Post by namine Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:09

Angelic Harmony wrote:

TheFirstKnight wrote:how will you know the baby will be tall?
aren't all babies the same? all baby like?

Yea. There's actually technology where you can design what baby you want from genetics and choose whether you want a boy or girl, things like that.

=o O MY GAYWD

by **D-Dei** Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:24

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Post by D-Dei Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:24

death-chan wrote:Me: I should marry for the future.
Mom: Yep.
Me: Like, I wouldn't want my children to be ugly. I should marry a good-looking guy. Someone's who's tall. And has long legs so my children don't have to be cursed with the Asian shortleggedness.
Mom: I've taught you well.
Me: ...I should marry a white dude!
Mom: WHAT?!

Haha.

by **quater** Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:26

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Post by quater Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:26

Actually, you can't choose a boy or a girl, yet. You can only pick a girl over a boy.

Or at least, that was the case a few years ago. They probably changed that by now.

by **theBOSS.** Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:32

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Post by theBOSS. Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:32

Deikun wrote:

death-chan wrote:Me: I should marry for the future.
Mom: Yep.
Me: Like, I wouldn't want my children to be ugly. I should marry a good-looking guy. Someone's who's tall. And has long legs so my children don't have to be cursed with the Asian shortleggedness.
Mom: I've taught you well.
Me: ...I should marry a white dude!
Mom: WHAT?!

Haha.

My relatives in Korea are worse o__o;

by **Angelic Harmony** Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:57

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Post by Angelic Harmony Tue Jan 27 2009, 21:57

quater wrote:Actually, you can't choose a boy or a girl, yet. You can only pick a girl over a boy.

Or at least, that was the case a few years ago. They probably changed that by now.

Well, when i was watching the video, they did pick. Most of the time it came out right. They seperate the boy sperm from girl sperm. Something about girls being bigger then the boy sperm? Idk. i dont remember.

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