'Funny Things People Say'

To be honest, 8th or 9th, but I'll have to see another picture of kkit to yeah... :P;;

Ooh. Meh, I'll post a new pic now.

spedical: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Auto Response from ysnwkhbs: Happy (Early) birthday Jennyyy.
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spedical: LMAOLMAO
spedical: I SHOWED MOONJOO HIS PICTURE RIGHT. (his = Hitoshi)
spedical: AND SHE SCREAMS
spedical: AND GOES " GUISHIN!!!!" (Guishin: Ghost in korean)
spedical: HOLY MOTHERRRR.
ysnwkhbs: LOL, Ghost xD
spedical: And then she got fascinated with the liprings and was like, "Do you have to pierce them?"
spedical: And I said yes and she flipped out xD
spedical: And she started hitting me, going something like, "NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE BAD DREAMS WHERE HE KILLS ME!"
ysnwkhbs: LMAO
spedical: This kid is hilarious

LOOOOOOOL.
(ftw, I was cleaning out my inbox, and saw the spoiler, and she just happened to peek over my shoulder.)
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Me: -shows the same girl my avatar- Isn't she pretty?
MJ: No... Wait.
Me: ...? o__o;
MJ: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW! She's... trying... to eat... a SPIDER! (now insert hyperventilation and flippage in between each word.)

LOL, MJ's so guillible and fun to tease xDDD (She's adorable though ;P)

She never does her homework -__-;

I forgot about that. xD

she listens to me the best, i think. Because I don't torture the poor girl every week ;P

xDDDD aww she was scared of someone? o__o

Frankie:*puts me into a headlock* BWAH! There is no way you will get out!
Me; Yeah yeah, just guide me to my chair.
Frankie:*pushes me towards a skeleton body thing* Touch it! TOUCH IT! Touch it inapproriately!

KarateKeyaQ wrote:xDDDD aww she was scared of someone? o__o

Frankie:*puts me into a headlock* BWAH! There is no way you will get out!
Me; Yeah yeah, just guide me to my chair.
Frankie:*pushes me towards a skeleton body thing* Touch it! TOUCH IT! Touch it inapproriately!

Its funny because she was scared of Toshi xD

And ROFLMAO xDDD

KarateKeyaQ wrote:xDDDD aww she was scared of someone? o__o

Frankie:*puts me into a headlock* BWAH! There is no way you will get out!
Me; Yeah yeah, just guide me to my chair.
Frankie:*pushes me towards a skeleton body thing* Touch it! TOUCH IT! Touch it inapproriately!

yeah, after seeing Hitohi's picture.

Before clicking the spoiler, I just jokingly told her it was a guishin (ghost)
And then she saw it and started screaming the word, then she punched me a trillion times.

LMAO KEYAA.
Your friend's weird o__o

*School, during science*
Teacher: Do you want to watch 'Some strange Sciece tape' or 'Shrek'?
*All class shout Shrek*
Teacher: Too bad, you have to watch...blah.
Us: Whyyyyy?
Teacher: Because Shrek doesn't teach you anything.
Mia: Yes it does! It teaches us that love is in the eye of the beholder! *goes into strange trance thing*
Me: You freak..
Mia: I love you Josh.
Me+Kaytee: Wtf? O.o

Laura-Chan wrote:*School, during science*
Teacher: Do you want to watch 'Some strange Sciece tape' or 'Shrek'?
*All class shout Shrek*
Teacher: Too bad, you have to watch...blah.
Us: Whyyyyy?
Teacher: Because Shrek doesn't teach you anything.
Mia: Yes it does! It teaches us that love is in the eye of the beholder! *goes into strange trance thing*
Me: You freak..
Mia: I love you Josh.
Me+Kaytee: Wtf? O.o

ROTFL

Strange thing is, we don't know who Josh is xD

Kelso: I hope you enjoyed your stay at Sacred Heart. You'll notice I took 100 dollars off for the baby stealing thing.

*from Get-smart*

Siegfried: How do I know you're not CONTROL?
Max: If I were CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
Siegfried: If you were CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
Max: Well, neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL. pash
Shtarker: That actually makes sense.


Max: I think it only fair to warn you that this building has been surrounded by 130 highly trained Black Ops snipers.
Siegfreid: I don't believe you.
Max: Would you believe two dozen DELTA Force commandos?
Siegfreid: No.
Max: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun?

Me: That poor kid. He let go of his balloon.
Cynthia (My sister): What kid? Who?
Me: That one right there. OOP! His brother just let go of his. Bye Bye Balloon.
Cynthia: Awe, bye bye balloon.
Little boy: *Looks at us* Bye Bye balloon.
Me & my sister: Awwwe!
My little sister: *Looks at us, lets go of her balloon*
Me: You stupid. Why would you do that?
Little sister: I thought it was cute. >_>

Angelic Harmony wrote:Me: That poor kid. He let go of his balloon.
Cynthia (My sister): What kid? Who?
Me: That one right there. OOP! His brother just let go of his. Bye Bye Balloon.
Cynthia: Awe, bye bye balloon.
Little boy: *Looks at us* Bye Bye balloon.
Me & my sister: Awwwe!
My little sister: *Looks at us, lets go of her balloon*
Me: You stupid. Why would you do that?
Little sister: I thought it was cute. >_>

HAHA.

Jake says: Kat, a list of turn on's and turn off's
Miss Kat says: WHAT?
Miss Kat says: O___O
Lacey; says: because he plans on seducing you later.
Miss Kat says: I KNEW IT.
Jake says: Yes, right in front of you
Lacey; says: I feel so privladged! I get to watch!

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Lacey; says: Kat! Never get paid er never get laid? :3
Miss Kat says: never get laid. :3
Miss Kat says: i could be a whore and always git laid. D:
Lacey; says: who would lay you? x3
Jake says: Not me!
Lacey; says: I'm kidding.
Miss Kat says: yuu'd be first in line, soreh. ;3
Lacey; says: .. Oh yeah of course.
Miss Kat says: xDDD
Lacey; says: "Kat's a whore? Oh! Me first!"
Miss Kat says: xDDDDDDDDDDD

Okay, I'm watcihng XMan, and they're doing this game where there's two teams, one player from each go on the monkeybars and try to kick or w/e to get their opponent off.

Team Kang....................................Team Lee
Hero, Mickey, Xiah,----------------- Yunho, Max, Jongsoo,
KangHoDong, Haha -----------------Myunsoo, and HyukJae

Okay, so they start, and:
Myungsoo: You *points to other side of monkey bar* Move. Where's the guy who look slike me? Mickey, Mickey, I"M MICKEY MYUNGSOO!
Yunho: ;; Are you okay?
Myungsoo: Shut up!
Yunho: O_O *shocked and moves away from myungsoo*
MCYoo: He's on your team....
Myungsoo: I'm sorry Yunho..;;
Yunho: *thinking* That scared me...
Mickey and Myungsoo
Mickey and Myungsoo fight and Myungsoo loses.
Myungsoo: MICKEYYAH!
Max and Mickey
MCYoo: I've heard that Max has been working out.
Max: *pulls himself up and puts both legs on both of Mickey's shoulders and pushes him down*
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Myungsoo: *comes out of nowhere* MICKEYYAH!!! *helps him up* Are you alright??
Xiah and Max
Xiah: *this time, he lifts his weight up and puts his feet on Max's hands and makes him fall*
???: *out of nowhere....*
Yunho and Xiah
Yunho (aka ???): *comes out of nowhere and while Xiah's still laughing at Max, Yunho kicks his chest and Xiah falls o_o;;*
Yunho and KangHoDong(bytheway, KHD is pretty big >_>)
KHD: *gives a "teasing" dirty look* Why should I go easy on you? Everyone has their own fans anyways (jealous b/c before the show, he saw this huge basket of flowers, and when he went to read who it was from , it said DBSK)
MCYoo: xD... Hodongsshi. No one said anything...
KHD: >_> *gets on monkeybars*
And they struggle for a while untill...
Yunho: *kicks KHD and he starts swinging back and forth*
Haha: *out of nowhere, when KHD is swinging back, he pushes him, making him fall) BABO! It's Yunho! How can you think of even beating him!
KHD: *on ground; mini comedy shock* .... *gets up* HAHA! I know what you mean..... GOOD JOB YUNHO!
Hero and HyukJae
HJ: I'm not like HoDong. I'm not going to go easy on you.
**They keep trying to push each other off**
Jongsoo: *Again, on HyukJae's team, but out of nowhere, pushes HyukJae off*
HJ: *gets off and walks over to Jongsoo* Thank you so much. (meaning it)
Jongsoo: he's Jaejoong ... Don't you get it?
Hero: *about to fight Jongsoo*
Haha: *pulls hero back* Go back for a while. Your fight with Yunho is upposed to be the finale.
Haha and Jongsoo
MCYoo: Our eagle-eye vs. Shameless eye.
Both: *starts climbing toward each other; Has their forehead touch and starts staring each other down*
Haha; You think you're so great, huh? But no one will watch over us... This is the road we're supposed to take... *Let's go and grabs onto JS's waist and pulls both of them down*
Finale: Yunho vs. Jaejoong
Lol.. don't know how to explain this xD;;;
They start putting their feet/legs on top of each other while holding onto the bars.
Hero: *climbs higher* o_o *has his feet on Yunho's shoulder; starts tickling him.. with his foot*
Yunho: xD;; *Pushes away from Hero*
Hero: *pushes him away too o_o*
Yunho: sorta twists his arms and lets go.

KangHoDong? xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Angelic Harmony wrote:Me: That poor kid. He let go of his balloon.
Cynthia (My sister): What kid? Who?
Me: That one right there. OOP! His brother just let go of his. Bye Bye Balloon.
Cynthia: Awe, bye bye balloon.
Little boy: *Looks at us* Bye Bye balloon.
Me & my sister: Awwwe!
My little sister: *Looks at us, lets go of her balloon*
Me: You stupid. Why would you do that?
Little sister: I thought it was cute. >_>

LOL

What? o_o


Note: Hamtaro pjs are:

Spoiler:

Hero and Max Danghyunhajee (Of course)
Max: I remember we were staying at a hostel. and one day, you were doing something like a fashion show. He opened the door and walked onto the balcony and started waving at all his fans *imitates* I'm just wondering WHY you did that.
MCYoo: OOH. The younger member scolding the oldest.
Hero: Danhyunhajee.. *thinks* I was wearing the Hamtaro (Koreans prounounce it Hamtori) pajamas
Max: *snaps fingers* That's right!.... Isn't that mine?
-silence-
Hero: (he has this adorable voice xD) *looks in another direction*... I'm sorry...
Max: xDDD
Hero: To speak of the truth... you all also know.. The first impression when you saw me was that I seemed to be very cold, right?
Max: *nods and in a indifferent voice* Yes, extremely cold.
Hero: >_> *holding the bridge of his nose with his eyes closed*
MCYoo: Are you alright? xD
Hero: *recovers* At that time- I was hungry....
Hungry for popularity.
Really honest... to get closer and more warmth...
Max: So.. You ditched the place we live in and chose to have popularity instead?
Hero: *looks down; then glaces at Max* Ddo... Mihanae (Again.... I'm sorry.) Of course. In the past, you, me, Kibum, Mickey.. before we debuted, there was a place where we drank some juice (?).
Max: What kind of juice was it?
Hero: . . . . . . . . . . Bitter One. . . . . . . It was I who gave the treat.
Max: that's right, my parents still don't know about this.
Hero: but suddenly, Mickey left to answer his phone, and we didn't know where he went.
Max: Disappeared!
Hero: That's right, and you and Kibum suddenly passed out after drinking cola (?) I took you and headed back to the hostel, aid sorry to the manager, and he took us to the training sections. and we had to write confessions (about the night before) and if we had anything differeing, he'd know we were lying. Our manager was really smart. *makes this pose for a second and goes back to casual pose. But he solely wrote "I did not drink alcohol (?)."
MCYoo: Alcohol?
*shows flashback where Hero says juice, and soda, and then alcohol*
MCYoo: xD he's too overexcited.
Hero: *recovers* Okay, BITTER COLA! So i said we drank bitter cola. So shouldn't you be nicer to me now?
Max: Of course. I had watned to say sorry back then... but I was younger than and compared to you who was more knowledgable, and because you were like a brother like a sky to me, so I trusted you and followed along!
Hero: . . . *thinks* ......Mihan (I'm sorry) Of course, But then Mickey who also said he didn't have juice-
MCYoo: Bitter-
Hero: YES! I mean bitter cola. And recently, we were ddl from a paid site, -blah blah blah some computer nerd terms >_>;;- asking you how we download this. But you said you weren't very sure, even though he's good at downloading videos. (and Hero's all composed through it all)
Max: hyung, there are times when I can't understand you at all on stage. You always have this expression, and when the camera focuses on you... *imitates hero and when he tarts staring at camera with a wry smile*
Everyone: xDDDD
MCYoo: Hero-
Hero: ... FINE, I'm sorry. But! When I got hurt during the 2nd album, and I couldn't participate properly...
Max: uh huh? You needed more popularity?
Hero: . . . *looks down* ...Yeah, That's right...
Max: *KnockDown(from laughing too hard)*

Do not ask what we were watching.


RisenAngelSoul (9:04:26 AM): I thought the pink polka dot one was a girl until he talked
Banouin16 (9:04:56 AM): I always feel bad for him..
Banouin16 (9:05:15 AM): ...
Banouin16 (9:05:18 AM): ...........
Banouin16 (9:05:22 AM): THEY HAVE PANCAKES.
Banouin16 (9:05:26 AM): THEM FUCKERS.
RisenAngelSoul (9:06:05 AM): O: ASSHOLES!!
RisenAngelSoul (9:06:10 AM): LEts steal them!!
RisenAngelSoul (9:06:21 AM): Hey...someone is missing
RisenAngelSoul (9:06:24 AM): wasnt there four of them?
Banouin16 (9:06:37 AM): *Gets his gun* ...yeah..you get them! And I will kill them. And yeah..one is missing..
Banouin16 (9:06:54 AM): I fucking hate this.
RisenAngelSoul (9:07:00 AM): They keep saying pancakes!!
RisenAngelSoul (9:07:01 AM): D:
Banouin16 (9:08:11 AM): HOW MANY TIMES CAN THEY FUCKING SAY IT
RisenAngelSoul (9:08:34 AM): I dont know!!
RisenAngelSoul (9:08:37 AM): With blueberries. O:
Banouin16 (9:08:47 AM): Heh. Sweet you missed my face pic.
Banouin16 (9:10:10 AM): ...They are fucking stupid..
RisenAngelSoul (9:12:25 AM): -___-;; I wanted to see.
RisenAngelSoul (9:12:32 AM): "ZOI ZOI"
Banouin16 (9:12:39 AM): >_>
Banouin16 (9:12:45 AM): Don't make me kill you.
RisenAngelSoul (9:14:50 AM): Threats!
RisenAngelSoul (9:15:07 AM): Wheres the fourth one!
Banouin16 (9:15:18 AM): Maybe he is holding out for more $
RisenAngelSoul (9:15:24 AM): X3
Banouin16 (9:15:26 AM): I mean, damn. That job has to suck
Banouin16 (9:16:11 AM): ...Something is odd about them..she just cant place it..
RisenAngelSoul (9:16:18 AM): But it would be cool to shrink a horse..
Banouin16 (9:16:21 AM): How about the fact they are jumping around going "ZOI ZOI"
RisenAngelSoul (9:16:25 AM): ROFLMAO!!
RisenAngelSoul (9:16:27 AM): XDDDD
RisenAngelSoul (9:16:42 AM): I should SO put that in the Funny thread
Banouin16 (9:17:15 AM): >.>

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