'Funny Things People Say'

by **theBOSS.** Mon Jan 05 2009, 22:06

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Re: 'Funny Things People Say'

Post by theBOSS. Mon Jan 05 2009, 22:06

Deikun wrote:Lol. It's not what someone said, but more like what happened.

*On the bus after school*
Busdriver: *about to leave the school grounds*
Guy named Kelli: Stop! Wait for that guy!
Driver: *stops* ..?
Kelli: That jewish looking kid carrying around his huge laptop.
Everyone: ALLAN. RUNNN!
Allan: ? *stops walking and talks to someone*
Everyone: D< RUNNN
Allan: O_O *runs to bus and sits in the row behind me*
*Then people ssupposed to be on our bus start to run to the bus (with the exception of E.K., who was walking)*
JohnC. (Some Junior): *from the back* -to busdriver- Just go.
Driver: *starts to drive away from school with the boys running fast, trying to catch up*
Everyone in front of the bus except Allan: xDDD
Allan: That was rude.... but hilarious. Good thing it was them. If you guys left without me, I would've had to beat you guys up.
Me: *to Death* Yeah... He'd probably hit you with his laptop -w-.

LMFAO.
And then when we started talking about Frances and Kelly's wedding xD

by **D-Dei** Mon Jan 05 2009, 22:55

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Re: 'Funny Things People Say'

Post by D-Dei Mon Jan 05 2009, 22:55

death-chan wrote:

Deikun wrote:Lol. It's not what someone said, but more like what happened.

*On the bus after school*
Busdriver: *about to leave the school grounds*
Guy named Kelli: Stop! Wait for that guy!
Driver: *stops* ..?
Kelli: That jewish looking kid carrying around his huge laptop.
Everyone: ALLAN. RUNNN!
Allan: ? *stops walking and talks to someone*
Everyone: D< RUNNN
Allan: O_O *runs to bus and sits in the row behind me*
*Then people ssupposed to be on our bus start to run to the bus (with the exception of E.K., who was walking)*
JohnC. (Some Junior): *from the back* -to busdriver- Just go.
Driver: *starts to drive away from school with the boys running fast, trying to catch up*
Everyone in front of the bus except Allan: xDDD
Allan: That was rude.... but hilarious. Good thing it was them. If you guys left without me, I would've had to beat you guys up.
Me: *to Death* Yeah... He'd probably hit you with his laptop -w-.

LMFAO.
And then when we started talking about Frances and Kelly's wedding xD

Yup.

by **azuki_dashi16** Tue Jan 06 2009, 18:01

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Post by azuki_dashi16 Tue Jan 06 2009, 18:01

I.J.: I had a dream that a bear raped me ._.;
Me: O_O; Pedobear's coming to get you...!

~*~

K: I've gone insane and I'm not coming back :D
Me: Ooh! Welcome to my world! Happy

K: I didn't know you had a Dipping Dots!
Me: xDDD

by **knssquad** Tue Jan 06 2009, 19:12

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Post by knssquad Tue Jan 06 2009, 19:12

-Class is watching educational video on the Mayans-

Narrator: Kings would get their power... from sacrifice-
-shows shadow of a man stabbing himself in the crotch-
Taylor: OH MY GOD. -shudders-
Girls: ROFL
Narrator: Kings used their own blood as a sacrifice to the gods, They did this through painful ordeals and genital blood-letting.
David: I'm gonna be sick. I don't want to be a Mayan King! >.>
Zack: .... ew. I bet a woman came up with that.
Gabe: A woman who was left by her husband?

Teacher: I like the sound of that ceremony Hm..

Taylor: ... screw it. -runs out of room-

~~~~

-car ride home; talking about Survivor oddly-
Stephen: SO the guy said bamboozled.
Gage: Are you sure he wasn't high?
Stephen: How the hell would he get weed on an island?
Me: He could grow it! D:
Stephen: No, he would need to dry the leaves and you can't do that without getting caught!
Gage: You know, you have a bit too much knowledge on this >.>
Stephen: I have never smoked weed.
Gage: ... have you smoked pot?
Stephen: Same thing
Gage: Just checking :3
-5 seconds pass-
Me: Really?
Stephen: Yes.
Gage: Positive?
Stephen: Yes.
-5 more seconds pass-
Gage: How about now?
Stephen: Yes.
Me: 100% positive that you have never smoked pot?
Stephen: Yes.
Gage: How about now?
Stephen: Yes.
Me: ... how about now.
Stephen: YES.
Gage: Now?
Stephen: Yes.
Me: And now? :3
Stephen: Both of you shut up -0-

Bugging seniors is fun

by **KarateKeyaQ** Tue Jan 06 2009, 20:42

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Tue Jan 06 2009, 20:42

Spoiler:

by **Sasori Kung fu masta** Tue Jan 06 2009, 20:43

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Post by Sasori Kung fu masta Tue Jan 06 2009, 20:43

Taylor: D; LACEEY.
Me: Hmm? :3
Taylor: A car ran over my iPod.. ._.
Me: o__o xDDDD Really? Does it still work?
Taylor: Yeah.
Michaela: How'd it get run over? o_o
Taylor: It fell out of my pocket when I was running to the bus, I found it on the way home.
Mitchel: .. It stayed there the whole day? If I found and ipod on the ground I'd totally jack it. *Takes the ipod*
Me: Whoah, It only has one dent.
Mitchel: WHOOAH. The screen it perfect. Good thing you didnt get an itouch :3

by **Lil Kit Kat** Tue Jan 06 2009, 22:36

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Tue Jan 06 2009, 22:36

Scrubs!:

Kelso: This is why I come here everyday.
Ted: Your here everyday? Loser!
Kelso: *pops Teds balloon*
Ted: My balloon!

by **Yoyo** Tue Jan 06 2009, 22:53

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Post by Yoyo Tue Jan 06 2009, 22:53

Five minutes ago. (Would have been four, but it took a full minute to type "Five minutes ago." for some reason.)

Jake: Silence
Death: That's... the first sign of insanity.
Jake: Whats next?
Kat: what's last?

by **Sasori Kung fu masta** Wed Jan 07 2009, 18:37

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Post by Sasori Kung fu masta Wed Jan 07 2009, 18:37

Hm I totally dont remember that xD

[1/6/2009 9:33:17 PM] Yoyo says: Jake's laugh haunts my sleep. Seriously.

-

Me: I love Deathy's Chinky voice.
Deathy: Hah.
Me: .. Man I just almost said kinky instread of chinky.
Jake: Very kinky.
Kat: OO: Kinky?
Me: Of course Kat would jump in on this convorsation.

-

xDDD
[1/6/2009 10:31:48 PM] quater200 says: "Sori, My Lace Bra & Panties" Awkward.
[1/6/2009 10:31:58 PM] Jake says: Geez
[1/6/2009 10:32:04 PM] Miss Kat says: yesh it is. xP
[1/6/2009 10:32:07 PM] quater200 says: It is awkward ^_^
[1/6/2009 10:32:16 PM] Jake says: No, it's Baeutiful!
[1/6/2009 10:32:20 PM] Jake says: Beautiful!~
[1/6/2009 10:32:20 PM] quater200 says: ....Not really.
[1/6/2009 10:32:30 PM] quater200 says: Need to get your head out of Sasori's pants
[1/6/2009 10:32:34 PM] Miss Kat says: EWW.
[1/6/2009 10:32:40 PM] Miss Kat says: TERRIBLE WORDING
[1/6/2009 10:32:42 PM] quater200 says: ......I just crossed two metaphors in my head -_-
[1/6/2009 10:32:43 PM] Sasori says: Good God Q.
[1/6/2009 10:32:44 PM] Yoyo says: *ExThree*
[1/6/2009 10:32:45 PM] Miss Kat says: DDDDDx
[1/6/2009 10:32:55 PM] quater200 says: I meant out of the gutter and eyes off her pants!
[1/6/2009 10:32:57 PM] quater200 says: Or something like that...

by **CLAIRVOYANTdisease** Wed Jan 07 2009, 20:29

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Post by CLAIRVOYANTdisease Wed Jan 07 2009, 20:29

Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
[Everyone gasps]
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]

Life Of Brian - Monty Python. Love it! xD

by **D-Dei** Wed Jan 07 2009, 20:40

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Post by D-Dei Wed Jan 07 2009, 20:40

O_O LOL

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