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- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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o_o wait, what?
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Tara's comment on myspace (to the picture of me and my dog):
haha aww cutee!! :D
when i first saw this pic i was like woahh! abby has a horse!? rotfl
xDDDD This seriously made my day.
haha aww cutee!! :D
when i first saw this pic i was like woahh! abby has a horse!? rotfl
xDDDD This seriously made my day.
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O_o''
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Why thank ya! *bows*Angelic Harmony wrote:Kitty Kat 1379 wrote:O_O Wow, Charm actually explained that to Dei?
Me on the phone with Rai:
Me: Ugh, I'm going to kill, Z.
Andy/Rai: Well, y-you dont have to kill him, you could always just accuse him of a crime, and he would get thrown in jail? :3
Me: Maybe? :/
Andy/Rai: Just a suggestion. But I still would like to kill him. *evil laughter*
Me: O_o Dude, you scare me sometimes.
Yesterday (Online)
Me: Ow.
Rai: Whats wrong?
Me: My head hurts.
Rai: Headache?
Me: Yeah, and it throbs...*smirks*
Rai: O_o And you say I'm dirty!?
Me: *smirks* Your just as bad. You actually caught on to that.
Rai: >_> Okay, fine. You caught me.
Your apervy, pervy little one Mei! Your mind is currupted. O: >3 Gooooood.
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Kitty Kat 1379 wrote:Why thank ya! *bows*Angelic Harmony wrote:Kitty Kat 1379 wrote:O_O Wow, Charm actually explained that to Dei?
Me on the phone with Rai:
Me: Ugh, I'm going to kill, Z.
Andy/Rai: Well, y-you dont have to kill him, you could always just accuse him of a crime, and he would get thrown in jail? :3
Me: Maybe? :/
Andy/Rai: Just a suggestion. But I still would like to kill him. *evil laughter*
Me: O_o Dude, you scare me sometimes.
Yesterday (Online)
Me: Ow.
Rai: Whats wrong?
Me: My head hurts.
Rai: Headache?
Me: Yeah, and it throbs...*smirks*
Rai: O_o And you say I'm dirty!?
Me: *smirks* Your just as bad. You actually caught on to that.
Rai: >_> Okay, fine. You caught me.
Your apervy, pervy little one Mei! Your mind is currupted. O: >3 Gooooood.
..wow
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I'm kidding.Banouin wrote:Kitty Kat 1379 wrote:Why thank ya! *bows*Angelic Harmony wrote:Kitty Kat 1379 wrote:O_O Wow, Charm actually explained that to Dei?
Me on the phone with Rai:
Me: Ugh, I'm going to kill, Z.
Andy/Rai: Well, y-you dont have to kill him, you could always just accuse him of a crime, and he would get thrown in jail? :3
Me: Maybe? :/
Andy/Rai: Just a suggestion. But I still would like to kill him. *evil laughter*
Me: O_o Dude, you scare me sometimes.
Yesterday (Online)
Me: Ow.
Rai: Whats wrong?
Me: My head hurts.
Rai: Headache?
Me: Yeah, and it throbs...*smirks*
Rai: O_o And you say I'm dirty!?
Me: *smirks* Your just as bad. You actually caught on to that.
Rai: >_> Okay, fine. You caught me.
Your apervy, pervy little one Mei! Your mind is currupted. O: >3 Gooooood.
..wow
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>_> sure you are
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I am Banouin
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>_>
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^_^
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pervyy kitkat xD
- Spoiler:
- *walking home*
Dude(i have no idea what his name is): Oh, so what school you go to?
Me: Sdub
Dude: Forreal? My sister goes there.
Me: You don't say, *walking away*
Dude: *runs after* So where'd you get that cute ass face from?
Me: -____- My mom's uterus
Dude: Uh....er......
Me:*raises eyebrow*
Dude: *walks away*
xDD He looked so speachless. I'm not sure he knew what a uterus was, *shrugs*
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LOL Keya xD
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Me: WOO! *is hyper off of Ice cream*
Jake: O_O What the hell have you been smoking lately?
Me: ICE CREAM! X3
Jake:
Later:
Me: *is playing with the Guitar Hero controller* Hey Jake, have you ever wanted to hit someone over the head with this? :3
Jake: Yeah!
Jake: O_O What the hell have you been smoking lately?
Me: ICE CREAM! X3
Jake:
Later:
Me: *is playing with the Guitar Hero controller* Hey Jake, have you ever wanted to hit someone over the head with this? :3
Jake: Yeah!
- Spoiler:
- Tonight at Dinner:
Me: *stares at the TV*
Mom L: Stop watching TV and eat, Kelsea.
Mom R: She's watching a commerical for Dick's Sporting goods. Cause she just loves those dicks. *smirks*
Me: MOM!? O________o
Later:
Mom L: So, tommorow is the Winter Soltice, eh?
Mom R: Yeah, which means we get to to our sacrifice.
Mom L: What are we going to sacrifice?
Mom R: Kelsea...A virgin...
Me: O__________________________________O
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Awkward!
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>_> My moms are very weird...
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My friend just reminded me of this story of me at a camp!
Setting: One year and a half ago. After going through camp stuff we go get ice cream for after work fun! (we were on a mission trip I painted a house)
Q(After waiting in line for everyone else): I want chocolate chip ice cream in a waffle cone!
Guy: We don't have that, sorry.
Q: :nooo:Are you sure?
Guy: Yes, I work here
Q: Can I have regular vanilla in a cone?
Guy: Yes, we are in an ice cream store
Q: I like your attitude >_>
Ben (Friend behind me): (I didn't hear what he said well, but it sounded like) I'll have a chocolate chip ice cream!
Guy: Sure!
Q: What!? How come he gets one and I don't! *Gets pumped!*
Guy: What? He asked for it!
Q: SO DID I! Where's my Chocolate Chip Ice cream!
Ben: Um, I got a small chocolate shake.
Q:......oh....please don't poison my ice cream guy...
I usually don't get upset...
But for Ice cream! Game on!
Setting: One year and a half ago. After going through camp stuff we go get ice cream for after work fun! (we were on a mission trip I painted a house)
Q(After waiting in line for everyone else): I want chocolate chip ice cream in a waffle cone!
Guy: We don't have that, sorry.
Q: :nooo:Are you sure?
Guy: Yes, I work here
Q: Can I have regular vanilla in a cone?
Guy: Yes, we are in an ice cream store
Q: I like your attitude >_>
Ben (Friend behind me): (I didn't hear what he said well, but it sounded like) I'll have a chocolate chip ice cream!
Guy: Sure!
Q: What!? How come he gets one and I don't! *Gets pumped!*
Guy: What? He asked for it!
Q: SO DID I! Where's my Chocolate Chip Ice cream!
Ben: Um, I got a small chocolate shake.
Q:......oh....please don't poison my ice cream guy...
I usually don't get upset...
But for Ice cream! Game on!
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I'm craving ice cream very badly now. T_T
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- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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:X Ice Cream..
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I was watching Family Matters. :P
Eddy: We're sorry, Waldo. We'll help clean it up.
Waldo: Hold up. This aint over until the (I think he said) bath lady sings.
Steve: What...?
Waldo: If you cut me, do I not cough? If you hit me, do I not sneeze? If you call me names, do I not eat?
Steve: *Opens mouth, rubs head* Oh my god...I...I actually UNDERSTOOD that...
Eddy: We're sorry, Waldo. We'll help clean it up.
Waldo: Hold up. This aint over until the (I think he said) bath lady sings.
Steve: What...?
Waldo: If you cut me, do I not cough? If you hit me, do I not sneeze? If you call me names, do I not eat?
Steve: *Opens mouth, rubs head* Oh my god...I...I actually UNDERSTOOD that...
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- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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-Death, her sister, her mom, and I were at this dojang for tkd demo rehearsal, but the master wasn't there yet (There were going to be two guys there [Christian and Andrew])-
Death: *looking out the window*
Me: *looking out the window too, but I was sitting behind her, so i was looking at a car o_o..*
Death: Who is that maniac jumping in the snow?
Me: ...? *trying to look out her window, but I don't see anyone because of this huge metal box-shaped thing*
-Guy comes out from behind the.. thing-
Death: Wait.. no, that's Christian ._.;;
Death: *looking out the window*
Me: *looking out the window too, but I was sitting behind her, so i was looking at a car o_o..*
Death: Who is that maniac jumping in the snow?
Me: ...? *trying to look out her window, but I don't see anyone because of this huge metal box-shaped thing*
-Guy comes out from behind the.. thing-
Death: Wait.. no, that's Christian ._.;;
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~At the bus stop with my friends, sitting on a bench (some standing)~
Lady: *walks up to us* Excuse me, has the bus arrived yet?
Max:. . . Lady, where are we?
Lady: At the bus stop?
Max: And what are we doing here?
Lady: Um. . Waiting for the bus?
Max: Which means?
Lady: That the bus isn't here yet?
Max: Wow! You're so smart!
Lady: Thank you! (15 secs later) *turns really red and goes to sit on another bench*
~At home~
Kim: *blabbing on and on about some random crap*
Jon: Ugh!
Kim: Is something or someone bothering you?
Jon: Yea.
Kim: Who? Or what?
Jon: Who?
Kim: Who?!
Jon: Who?
Kim: Who?!
Jon: Who?
Kim: . . . Me!
Jon: Smart girl ^_^
Kim: Yay!! *claps*
~While eating~
Vince: *starts to sing Let It Be (very badly)*
Me: Stop singing. >_>;;
Vince: Why? D:
Calan: Because that song is obviously meant to be sung by someone with a good voice and is not tone deaf.
Vince: So I'm a bad singer and tone deaf?
Calan: You said it, not me. *goes right back to eating*
~At home w/ my bros~
Matt: You went halfway across the world and left me here to suffer with the wedding plans??!!!!
Me: England isn't halfway around the world. . . . . How the hell did you pass geography?
Matt: That's not important! You abandoned me, your brother, in time of need!
Eric: Oh, so me being in the hospital is not important at all.
Matt: Nope. You were having overseas while I had to go through torture.
Eric: My idea of fun is not being in pain at a hospital with annoying doctors performing extra annoying tests on me.
Matt: . . . . Well, what ever!
David: So helping me out with my wedding is torture to you? -__-
Matt: N-n-o? >_>;;
David: I'll be sure to remember that when you get married.
Me: Well, that's never gonna happen.
David: True. Forget what I said. :P
Matt: Huh? What'd you say?
-5 minutes of silence-
Matt: I gotta pee!! *runs to bathroom*
Lady: *walks up to us* Excuse me, has the bus arrived yet?
Max:. . . Lady, where are we?
Lady: At the bus stop?
Max: And what are we doing here?
Lady: Um. . Waiting for the bus?
Max: Which means?
Lady: That the bus isn't here yet?
Max: Wow! You're so smart!
Lady: Thank you! (15 secs later) *turns really red and goes to sit on another bench*
~At home~
Kim: *blabbing on and on about some random crap*
Jon: Ugh!
Kim: Is something or someone bothering you?
Jon: Yea.
Kim: Who? Or what?
Jon: Who?
Kim: Who?!
Jon: Who?
Kim: Who?!
Jon: Who?
Kim: . . . Me!
Jon: Smart girl ^_^
Kim: Yay!! *claps*
~While eating~
Vince: *starts to sing Let It Be (very badly)*
Me: Stop singing. >_>;;
Vince: Why? D:
Calan: Because that song is obviously meant to be sung by someone with a good voice and is not tone deaf.
Vince: So I'm a bad singer and tone deaf?
Calan: You said it, not me. *goes right back to eating*
~At home w/ my bros~
Matt: You went halfway across the world and left me here to suffer with the wedding plans??!!!!
Me: England isn't halfway around the world. . . . . How the hell did you pass geography?
Matt: That's not important! You abandoned me, your brother, in time of need!
Eric: Oh, so me being in the hospital is not important at all.
Matt: Nope. You were having overseas while I had to go through torture.
Eric: My idea of fun is not being in pain at a hospital with annoying doctors performing extra annoying tests on me.
Matt: . . . . Well, what ever!
David: So helping me out with my wedding is torture to you? -__-
Matt: N-n-o? >_>;;
David: I'll be sure to remember that when you get married.
Me: Well, that's never gonna happen.
David: True. Forget what I said. :P
Matt: Huh? What'd you say?
-5 minutes of silence-
Matt: I gotta pee!! *runs to bathroom*
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O_o
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Lol xDDD