'Funny Things People Say'

(on aim, with chunga;she was getting aggravated with me)
chunga (she has a cold): *bursts into a fit of coughing*
me: LOL, I HOPE YOU COUGH UP A DUCK
chunga: I think I did... But it was made of the sticky stuff in my throat
me: o_o;
chunga: It was shaped like a duck :D

Deikun wrote:?..

*Takes a breath, pulls Dei to the side* Okay. When A guy gets...mm...turned on (If you dont get that phrase, ask), his private area gets hard. Or it does something else but I will not corrupt your brain since you are my hubby.

Angelic Harmony wrote:

Deikun wrote:?..

*Takes a breath, pulls Dei to the side* Okay. When A guy gets...mm...turned on (If you dont get that phrase, ask), his private area gets hard. Or it does something else but I will not corrupt your brain since you are my hubby.

"*Takes a breath, pulls Dei to the side*"

Did you really do that?

quater wrote:

Angelic Harmony wrote:

Deikun wrote:?..

*Takes a breath, pulls Dei to the side* Okay. When A guy gets...mm...turned on (If you dont get that phrase, ask), his private area gets hard. Or it does something else but I will not corrupt your brain since you are my hubby.

"*Takes a breath, pulls Dei to the side*"

Did you really do that?

*Pats on the back*

Did I really do that?

Banouin wrote:

quater wrote:

Angelic Harmony wrote:

Deikun wrote:?..

*Takes a breath, pulls Dei to the side* Okay. When A guy gets...mm...turned on (If you dont get that phrase, ask), his private area gets hard. Or it does something else but I will not corrupt your brain since you are my hubby.

"*Takes a breath, pulls Dei to the side*"

Did you really do that?

*Pats on the back*

Did I really do that?

*Throws Bano over a cliff*

Wait a sec...


All those times I did that? Did I really throw you over a cliff!?

The world used to make so much more sense before I thought about something!!!!

Hahaha. Don't think, just do

Banouin wrote:Hahaha. Don't think, just do

Curse me! Why was I born a thinker.

quater wrote:

Banouin wrote:Hahaha. Don't think, just do

Curse me! Why was I born a thinker.

It's the way of the world man.

Banouin wrote:

quater wrote:

Banouin wrote:Hahaha. Don't think, just do

Curse me! Why was I born a thinker.

It's the way of the world man.

Actually the way of the world is spinning.

quater wrote:

Banouin wrote:

quater wrote:

Banouin wrote:Hahaha. Don't think, just do

Curse me! Why was I born a thinker.

It's the way of the world man.

Actually the way of the world is spinning.

Banouin wrote:

quater wrote:

Banouin wrote:

quater wrote:

Banouin wrote:Hahaha. Don't think, just do

Curse me! Why was I born a thinker.

It's the way of the world man.

Actually the way of the world is spinning.

It is! We are spinning on our axis. That's the way of the world. Just make like this guy's eyes.

quater wrote:

Banouin wrote:

quater wrote:

Banouin wrote:

quater wrote:

Banouin wrote:Hahaha. Don't think, just do

Curse me! Why was I born a thinker.

It's the way of the world man.

Actually the way of the world is spinning.

It is! We are spinning on our axis. That's the way of the world. Just make like this guy's eyes.

Where did you find this out?

Banouin wrote:

quater wrote:

Banouin wrote:

quater wrote:

Banouin wrote:

quater wrote:

Banouin wrote:Hahaha. Don't think, just do

Curse me! Why was I born a thinker.

It's the way of the world man.

Actually the way of the world is spinning.

It is! We are spinning on our axis. That's the way of the world. Just make like this guy's eyes.

Where did you find this out?

I can't tell you! It's heresy.

quater wrote:

Banouin wrote:

quater wrote:

Banouin wrote:

quater wrote:

Banouin wrote:

quater wrote:

Banouin wrote:Hahaha. Don't think, just do

Curse me! Why was I born a thinker.

It's the way of the world man.

Actually the way of the world is spinning.

It is! We are spinning on our axis. That's the way of the world. Just make like this guy's eyes.

Where did you find this out?

I can't tell you! It's heresy.

-At lunch- -Friends talking; Me eating- *Note: This isn't ment to be racist. ^^*

Jessie: Of course she's going to shave! She's not going to want to look blacker.
Rubinna: Yea! . . .Wait, blacker? xD
Michael: You make her sound like she's charcoal. O:
Me: xD
- - - - - - -

-In Chem- -Substitute talking about how she was making Christmas dinner-

Substitute: Well, I have to make sure it's in loose, not too tight. But not TOO loose.
Matt: >3 But if it's loose, it'll come out, right?
Janitza: xD Ew Matt!
Substitute: No, he's right. But it's sometimes easier that way.
Matt & janitza: xDD
Me: . . .I don't get it. . .
Substitute: . . .Nasty little kids. -Walks away-
Me: >_> I still don't get it.

*6th hour*

Frankie: I bet you 5 dollars
Me: o__O on what?
Frankie: just bet me!
Me: what!? for what?
Frankie:....
*few minutes later*
Frankie: BET!*roar, then pushes me*
Me: *I stumble out the chair, hit my knee on a piece of the desk which is metal, fall into a boy >//> and then crash onto the floor*
Class: O_o;; xDDDDDDD
Kanquasha: You okay there keya?
Me: >/////////> *gets up*
Frankie: :D Bet?
Me: BITCH!
Mrs. Purdue: :OO Keya! Go out in the hall! We don't use such words!
Me: >_>;; *walks out*

but she didn't do a thing about when frankie pushed me xDD she didn't even notice.

-walking up e.central, i jumpbackkick annie and she nearly goes out to the street and a car honks-
Chunga: Oh look! The car honked at you!
Me: Maybe because Annie nearly suicided..?
Chunga: Maybe he thought you were hot!
-silence-

Then she dropped her bag and started running away.

Trevor: Blah Blah Blah..
Me: T__T Where is she.. I need to go to the nurse.
Trevor: Why?
Me: ... I don't feel good!
Trevor: :O You have your period!
Me: You bitch. -_-
Jessica: .. o_o SHE'S HAVING A BABY?
Trevor: Ye- *understands what she just said* ... >_> NO!

-
This morning on the bus, I felt so bad. D:

Trevor: Okay, Do you think Carly is like.. weird?
Me: *Shrugs*
Trevor: Are you like, friends with her?
Me: Yeah, well sorta.
Trevor: Crap, now I can't talk shit about her.

-

Gavin: *Turns to Jess* Can I borrow a pencil?
Jess: Dont have one.
Gavin: *Turns to me with huge grin on his face* I know YOU have a pencil I can borrow.
Me: Pink or blue?
Gavin: :O PINK.
Me: Because it's the manliest color.
Gavin: Fo' Sho'.
Trevor: AH. WAIT. Can I borrow a pencil?
Gavin: NO WAY! She is my pencil supplier, what do you think your doing? D:
Trevor: >_> You don't have balls. *Takes pencil I handed him and walks away*
Gavin: T_T Did you see that?
Me: xDDDDD

Yeah....I was a bit mad.

Spoiler:

KarateKeyaQ wrote:Yeah....I was a bit mad.

Spoiler:

omg, i would so do what you did. Damn.

KarateKeyaQ wrote:Yeah....I was a bit mad.

Spoiler:

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Awesome.

Ricky: He is such a sketch!
Me: Whats with (Insert name of town here) kids? You guys say "sketch" a ton, its wicked weird.
Ricky: We're like.. the only state that says wicked.
Me: Yeah others say wicked like.. evil. we say it like.. cool.
Ricky: Wicked wicked.
-talking about something else 5 minutes later-
Celina: Yeah I had to save you and your stupid exboyfriend!
Me: God can we not talk about him? He's such an asshole.
Ricky: A wicked asshole?
Celina: A sketch wicked asshole..
Me: No, a wicked sketchy asshole.
Ricky: a WHICKED WICKED sketchy asshole.
Me and Celina: xDDDDD

It was the way he said it, keep in mind this kid has the gayest voice alive.

-
Gavin: *Walks into class wearing a suit and tie*
Ms. Rich: He looks like a Jahova's witness. xDD
Gavin: T.T My dad said that this morning. xDD

O_O Wow, Charm actually explained that to Dei?

Me on the phone with Rai:
Me: Ugh, I'm going to kill, Z.
Andy/Rai: Well, y-you dont have to kill him, you could always just accuse him of a crime, and he would get thrown in jail? :3
Me: Maybe? :/
Andy/Rai: Just a suggestion. But I still would like to kill him. *evil laughter*
Me: O_o Dude, you scare me sometimes.


Yesterday (Online)

Me: Ow.
Rai: Whats wrong?
Me: My head hurts.
Rai: Headache?
Me: Yeah, and it throbs...*smirks*
Rai: O_o And you say I'm dirty!?
Me: *smirks* Your just as bad. You actually caught on to that.
Rai: >_> Okay, fine. You caught me.

On Forest of Death site:
Mom: Ew, what was that!
Me: What was what? -scrolls up-
Mom: That! -points to Orochimaru-
Me: -laughs- That's Orochimaru.
Mom: That's disgusting! Ew!
Me: xD

Kitty Kat 1379 wrote:O_O Wow, Charm actually explained that to Dei?

Me on the phone with Rai:
Me: Ugh, I'm going to kill, Z.
Andy/Rai: Well, y-you dont have to kill him, you could always just accuse him of a crime, and he would get thrown in jail? :3
Me: Maybe? :/
Andy/Rai: Just a suggestion. But I still would like to kill him. *evil laughter*
Me: O_o Dude, you scare me sometimes.


Yesterday (Online)

Me: Ow.
Rai: Whats wrong?
Me: My head hurts.
Rai: Headache?
Me: Yeah, and it throbs...*smirks*
Rai: O_o And you say I'm dirty!?
Me: *smirks* Your just as bad. You actually caught on to that.
Rai: >_> Okay, fine. You caught me.

Your apervy, pervy little one Mei! Your mind is currupted. O: >3 Gooooood.