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so bored ,please some joke!!
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i nthe morning
mom:jack this is your cereal*left the room*
jack:*grabbed some cereal and go to aquarium*here little fish eat so you can grow
mom:*come into the room and see jack want to throw the cereal into aquarium*Jack!!what are you doing?if the fish eat the cereal the fish will die
jack:*shocked and then cry*then why mom give me this cereal?
mom:jack this is your cereal*left the room*
jack:*grabbed some cereal and go to aquarium*here little fish eat so you can grow
mom:*come into the room and see jack want to throw the cereal into aquarium*Jack!!what are you doing?if the fish eat the cereal the fish will die
jack:*shocked and then cry*then why mom give me this cereal?
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ummm...I'm not...good at this stuff
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it's okay T_T(me too)
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hilarous man eating maonkeys ate a random pumpkin
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what is yellow adn dangerous?
shark infested mustard
shark infested mustard
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*is no good at this*
Spelling bee person: Okay, your first word is fruit. (this is the right spelling, right?)
Me: F-r-i-u-t friut.
Spelling bee person: wrong. Next.
Next year.
Spelling bee person: Fruit.
Me: (didn't I get this last year?)F-r-i-u-t. Fruit.
Spelling bee person: is that your final answer? *sweatdrop*
me: yesh. ^_^
spelling bee person: Wrong, next.
me: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spelling bee person: Okay, your first word is fruit. (this is the right spelling, right?)
Me: F-r-i-u-t friut.
Spelling bee person: wrong. Next.
Next year.
Spelling bee person: Fruit.
Me: (didn't I get this last year?)F-r-i-u-t. Fruit.
Spelling bee person: is that your final answer? *sweatdrop*
me: yesh. ^_^
spelling bee person: Wrong, next.
me: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol
funny
mixed up two letters
funny
mixed up two letters
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First round of the spelling bee... both times....
First round of the spelling bee... both times....
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lol, we don't have spelling bees
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A man and a woman have just married ... sitting in the chair the husband looks at the marrage papers quickly scanning each peace ... wife asks what are you looking for .... husband replys the darn expiarie date
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lol
thats funny
thats funny
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this is pretty funny
noone under 15 may read this.
noone under 15 may read this.
- Spoiler:
- Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."
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thats funny
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edward elric:alcamist are better then ninja
naruto:o-yeah shorty
edward:grrrrr..i'm not short!!!!!!!
naruto:watch this (transform)
edward:????????you basterd
naruto:(naruto transformed into a taller edward) edward: now watch this (claps hands and put them on the floor)turn his right hand into a knife..
naruto:aahhhhhhh...cuts naruto neck off...
edward: who's laughing now huh beutch.............
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funny.
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i'm no good all my jokes have to do with anime
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kino inuzuka wrote:
cuts naruto neck off...
i know one like that i'll try to put it up
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i dont no very many good jokes!!
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same here
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most the jokes i know are biest towards blond people!!
so i dont think it would be right to put them on here!
so i dont think it would be right to put them on here!
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oh just put them on there funny
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ok lol!
warning this is sexiest and biost agains blondes and girls!(but quite funny)!
3 blondes are stuck on a dessert island, when they bump into a genie. the genie tells them that they have one wish each. the first blonde wishs to be a smart blonde, the wish is granted and she swims across the sea and then goes home safely. the second one asks to be smarter tha the first one. her wish gets granted and she turns into a brunet and builds a raft, then crosses the sea and gets home saftley. the third blonde wishes to be smarter than them both, the wish gets granted and she turns into a man and walks across the bridge, and gets home safely.
warning this is sexiest and biost agains blondes and girls!(but quite funny)!
3 blondes are stuck on a dessert island, when they bump into a genie. the genie tells them that they have one wish each. the first blonde wishs to be a smart blonde, the wish is granted and she swims across the sea and then goes home safely. the second one asks to be smarter tha the first one. her wish gets granted and she turns into a brunet and builds a raft, then crosses the sea and gets home saftley. the third blonde wishes to be smarter than them both, the wish gets granted and she turns into a man and walks across the bridge, and gets home safely.
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i dont get it?
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lol
doesnt matter!!
doesnt matter!!
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